Saturday, May 20, 2023

Snarky Thoughts

For those who remember Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth‘s short-lived marriage you might remember that it never should have happened, other than to give Miley a reason to remind Liam how ALLEGEDLY terrible he was to her in her song Flowers. Still, Miley now says she appreciates the little time they spent together thirteen years ago and admits she would never want to erase any of her former relationships because they made her the woman that she is.

My Thought: And she’s able to capitalize on all her failed relationships years after they end by turning her thirst into tunes.

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Last week, Tori Spelling confessed to her Instagram followers that she and her family have been in a “continual spiral of sickness for months” after being exposed to toxic mold in her rental home. Tori, because she lives her life on social media, posted photos of herself and her five kids at Urgent Care along with a lengthy passage explaining she finally uncovered the problem after an inspection “discovered extreme mold” and that her family “needs help.” 

My Thought: Maybe if you paid your credit card bills you could have afforded to move out of Mold Manor or, at the very least,. Had the situation remediated. Lesson to learn, kids, pay your damn credit card bills.

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Kim Kardastrophe has revealed that even though she’s only passed the “baby bar”—a nickname given to California's First-Year Law Student's Examination, which is not a prerequisite for admission to the Bar—that she plans to take the Big Girl Bar in 2025 and might even give up reality TV and her fake Instagram pictures and photoshopped paparazzi shots permanently.

My Thought: Can someone take the test for her to make sure she passes and then have her sign a legally binding letter promising to stay out of the spotlight and off social media forever?

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Speaking of Thirst Queens who love turning their so-called pain into musical coins, let’s dish for a brief moment on the break-up of Taylor’s six-year relationship with British actor Joe Alwyn. He ALLEGEDLY “feels slighted and is distraught” since the love affair ended and not so much because he misses Swifty, but because it took her about three weeks to find her new love, 1975 frontman Matty Healy.

My Thought: Fret not, Joe, because I imagine in a year or so, or maybe even sooner, you can sing and dance to Swifty’s version of the breakup.

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7 comments:

  1. Maybe if Tori had learned how to clean she wouldn't be living in a mold infested rental unit. And I must say, Matt Healy looks so much better now that he's washed all of that gray out of his hair, now if only he could stop the occasional binge with heroin.

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  2. It's not the mother but the kids you have to feel sorry for. Once black mould is in a building no matter how much cleaning you do it will come back and cause irreparable damage to grown-up lungs, let alone children's growing lungs. There have been several incidents of black mould deaths of children in the UK in the last few years. Social housing seems to be rife with it as does the rented properties owned by profiteering landlords.

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  3. Anonymous10:13 AM

    The Dog's Mother
    The black mold story - much akness!!
    xoxo :-)

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  4. How could Tori Spelling not be paying her credit card bills? Isn't she Aaron Spelling's daughter and therefore sitting on a mountain of money?

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  5. I've seen a lot of outraged posts on Tumblr because Taylor Swift's new boyfriend is apparently a racist and a misogynist. I have no idea. I've never heard of him before and have no clue who he is.

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  6. aussieguy6:52 PM

    Miley Cyrus = Taylor Twit. Tay-Tay ALWAYS has another guy ready to "step up". A dude must be absolutely nuts to want to be with her given her track record!

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  7. Glad I lead a quiet life

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