Saturday, December 04, 2021

I Ain't One To Gossip But ...

File this under: Obviously.

Jennifer Lopez has taken a break from parading former, now current, fiancé Ben Affleck down every red carpet she can find—seriously, roll out a red carpet in front of your house and she’ll show up—to promote her latest film Marry Me.

JLo in something called Marry Me? God, she is the picture of desperate. I imagine her sitting around with Ben and saying:

"Hey Ben? What’s the name of that movie I just made?”

And Ben says:

“Marry Me."

And JLo shrieks:

“YESSSSSSSSSSS!”

But that’s not far off, because while promoting the film, she was asked if she wanted to get hitched again and, shockingly, she said:

“You know me, I’m a romantic, I always have been ... I still believe in happily ever after, for sure, 100%.”

Jen? Honey? A few times is three, so with Ben …fingers crossed … you’re bordering on several marriages, and so you just know she’ll marry Ben because if she doesn’t how will she get to marriages 5, 6 and 7?

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Goddess this Bitch is so thirsty she makes JLo seem positively arid.

Madonna, still striving to be relevant, has slammed Instagram as sexist after the social media app ALLEGEDLY removed her latest photo shoot without warning because her nipple was showing.

Madge Madge Madge. You reek of desperation because any idiot knows that you can’t show your nipples and yet you go and do it and when the pictures get cut you cry foul. But the best part of all this is she manages to somehow equate her nipple getting cut with … wait for it … Thanksgiving, by saying this:

“Giving thanks that I have managed to maintain my sanity through four decades of censorship…… sexism……ageism and misogyny. Perfectly timed with the lies we have been raised to believe about the pilgrims peacefully breaking bread with the Native American Indians when they landed on Plymouth Rock! God bless America.”

I give thanks to the thought that her nipple was all she showed, until I saw this photo of her best side:

Seriously thirsty this woman. And is it just me or does she remind you of the Wicked Witch of the East after Dorothy's house fell on her?

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No mask? No vaccine? No job.

The ABC soap General Hospital recently terminated to contract of one Ingo Rademacher because he refused to get the COVID vaccination, and now another actor, 51-year-old Steve Burton, has also been let go.

Sorry, not sorry.

But Jason is the height of class and elegance in his firing because in his last appearance on the show he was sitting down and flashing the White Power sign across his knee.

Racist, anti-mandate unemployed tool. Again, not sorry.

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Seriously, these people simply cannot move on … some nine years after calling it quits Bethenny Frankel and Jason Hoppy are still battling it out in court.

While their divorce took eight years to finalize—it’s about a year old now—Frankel and Hoppy will appear before a New York family court judge this week for a hearing involving custody of their daughter, Bryn.

The couple was first granted joint custody back in 2014, though Frankel went back to court in 2017 and was granted sole custody, but the battle raged, and rages, on.

Their daughter is now eleven and by the time these two fools get their act together she will be eighteen and they’ll be no need for custody agreements or parents who were married for two years and fighting about being married for nine years.

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For those of you who believed that so-not-gay Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello were a real couple and truly in love … until they broke up this week …think on this:

Shawn released a break-up ballad mere minutes after the couple split; yes, he wrote and arranged and produced and recorded and released a break-up song with these amazing lyrics while Camilla was still packing:

“If you tell me you’re leaving

I’ll make it easy

It’ll be okay

If we can’t stop the bleeding

We don’t have to fix it

We don’t have to stay”

Even better is that, while Shawn sings [?] about the breakup, he is said to be most heartbroken that Camilla got custody of the dog.

No word on when that song will be released.

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18 comments:

Blobby said...

Can someone just state the obvious, when it comes to Mawhora? She adopted those kids so they could take pics of her - at her direction - on her Samsung Galaxy phone.

Prove me wrong.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

So much heartache! *sob*

Dave R said...

If it weren't for her niche fan club, Jlo would be nothing.

Desperate is a bit of an understatement when it comes to 60 something year old Madonna.

And Shawn? Definitely needs to go back to songwriting school. My nephew's 5 year old son writes better lyrics than that.

Helen Lashbrook said...

Seems to me that Mad Donna needs to be sectioned.

There should be a place in hell for parents who use their children to express their ire with each other. And it would be on one of the lower of Dante's circles. I've seen it in court, time and after time. All they do is fuck the poor kids up while indulging in spiting the other parent.

Bob said...

@Blobby
I hadn't thought of that and now ... creepy.

@Debra
It's too much, isn't it?

@Dave
I just read a quote from JLO from the early 2000s when she talked about Madonna's acting, and JLo said: "Stop shitting on my craft." Poor woman is delusional.

@Helen
Madonna is just so desperate for attention. It's sad.

Steve Reed said...

THAT's Madonna in that picture? I would never have recognized her. (To be clear I'm talking about the first picture, not the second.)

And I had not heard that J Lo was back with Ben! Everything old is new again, right? Or something like that.

I'm surprised "General Hospital" is still on the air. I suspect those actors were coming to the end of their bankable heartthrob years and so were easier to fire.

Jennifer said...

Whew, what a shameless has-been Madonna has become. Yuck. And I can't unsee that last photo of her!!

Bob said...

@Steve
Well, that's Madge after undergoing rigorous photoshop and filters.

@Jennifer
It's burned into my retina!

the dogs' mother said...

Such 'fun and games'!!!
xoxo :-)

BootsandBraids said...

Madonna might have gotten a better review on that last photo had she crawled further under the bed, just showing her ankles and those fabulous Louboutin's. Poor woman is having a difficult time with aging gracefully.

Moving with Mitchell said...

I’m not even going to type their names. I resent that they’re all so frickin’ rich, and apparently worthless. Nipple-exposer is so full of crap. Yeah, she did that to make a political statement. Would she please just crawl further under the bed and stay there?

Deedles said...

Ain't no toilet big enough to hold this pile of worthless turds. Sigh, I used to be such a sweet *cough* person.



























Bob said...

@TDM
It's exhausting!!!

@Boots
True, the shoes were the best part!

@Mitchell
If she could get MORE attention by hiding away she would.

@Deedles
You make me smile; you sound like Anne Marie!

uptonking said...

Poor Shawn... he really loved that dog. (Terrible lyrics, btw. Just terrible.)

Frankel and Hoppy demonstrate that it takes two to to fall in love, two to marry, two to have a child, two to divorce and two selfish people to destroy the life of said child because they're narcissists who don't care about anybody but themselves. Bravo, to those two. Show America how it's done.

Wow. I hope General Hospital sues his ass for perpetrating a hate crime on their show.

That second supposed photo of Madge! That's not MADGE. That's Pam Demic greeting her lumbersexual neighbor after inviting him over for tea.

Everybody knows hetero marriage is between one woman and a man, and another man, and another, and another, and another...

Kizzes.

The Cool Cookie said...

See, I don't think that Madonna. I think it Lordes made up to look like Madonna.
And what the Hell is wrong with her? Cecilia Cruz didn't charm legions of fans through multiple generations by being fake. But then, maybe Madonna has been Madonna for so many years she has lost site of who she is at her core.

Bob said...

@upton
Now I see Pam Demic in that photo ... looking for a gin stash??

@Cookie
Madonna so desperately wants to be relevant that she's lost her mind.

The Cool Cookie said...

That ain't Madonna. But it certainly looks like Lordes'.

Bohemian said...

I did have the Oz flashback of the Wicked Witch in MadDonna's 2nd pix... you can't unsee that one tho', can you? I think it was far more than Photoshop in that 1st pix tho', she had a Stand In for her, but, clearly by pix 2 she did her own Stunts and didn't need a Stunt Double.