Saturday, February 13, 2021

I Ain't One To Gossip But ...

Candace Cameron Bure appeared on the The Paula Faris Podcast, but not to talk about her jailbird co-star from Fuller House, Lori Loughlin, or her lunatic, Christian wingnut anti-masker brother, Kirk Cameron, but about Hallmark movies. And she got a little hot under the collar when Faris suggested that acting in a Hallmark Channel movie was an easy job:

“I get that all the time. ‘How hard is it to be in a Hallmark movie?’ Like, ‘Can I be in a Hallmark movie?’ And I’m like, ‘Are you a professional actor?’ ‘No.’ ‘Then no, you cannot.’ … You can be a background person, they’re called extras. If you don’t have a speaking part, that’s easy. I can make that happen. If you have a speaking part, then we’re gonna have to make sure you can do the job.”

Seriously Candy? The plots are interchangeable from actor to actor, and from season to season. I mean, perhaps you’re working harder now that Lori ‘Big Fuller House Becky’ Loughlin is banned for being a jailbird, but what you do isn’t acting; it’s reading.

Take a seat, Meryl.

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Well, it appears that Armie Hammer’s star is continuing to fall in light of his “kinks” like, ALLEGEDLY, cannibalism and, not so ALLEGEDLY, carving his initials into the skin of his sex partners.

This week, as the stories continue to grow, both Armie’s publicist, and his agents at William Morris Endeavor dumped him as a client. Now, I imagine the publicist left because how can you handle this mess when it appears your client doesn’t deny anything and merely whines about being outed, and “kink shamed” on the internet.

But the WME situation is a bit more telling. See, about a month after Instagram user House of Effie and other women accused Hammer of being, not just kinky, but  mentally, emotionally, and physically abusive and ignoring boundaries and safe words, his agent dropped Armie’s ass after another round of DMs from the Instagram user leaked in which Armie tells her that he’s got some blackmail material on his agent.

And right after those came out, the agent said:

“It’s not me, it’s you.”

And changed his phone number.

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How do you say, in the English, ‘too late, Hilaria Baldwin.’?

In today’s episode of Hillary/Hilaria, Mrs. Baldwin—if that’s how it’s pronounced in English—issued another apology for lying about being Spanish and not being “more clear” about her cultural background:

“I’ve spent the last month listening, reflecting, and asking myself how I can learn and grow. My parents raised my brother and me with two cultures, American and Spanish, and I feel a true sense of belonging to both. The way I’ve spoken about myself and my deep connection to two cultures could have been better explained—I should have been more clear and I’m sorry.”

Um, Hil? Try saying it like this: I am not now, nor have I ever been Spanish. I have only, always and ever been a privileged, spoiled white girl from Massachusetts.

And then sit down.

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Paris Hilton is in love, again, and apparently ready to squeeze out some designer twins, via IVF, with her latest fiancé, businessman Carter Reum. But when you’ve had as many boyfriends and fiancés as Paris, what exactly do you get the latest for his birthday?

A nearly life-sized portrait of the two of them. All that money and she basically enlarged a selfie? And then the happy couple posed like their photographic altar egos while Carter mused about finding a wall large enough for the gift.

There are four walls in a dumpster, Carter.

Just sayin’.

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11 comments:

anne marie in philly said...

full of white trash this week, bob. a crowded dumpster indeed.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

"There are four walls in a dumpster" -- hahahahahaha!

Jimmy said...

Never thought of Hammer as a good actor. Just a pretty face. I wonder where he leaves his initials on his partners? hmmmm....???

Blobby said...

I got nothing........

the dogs' mother said...

That Hammer guy. Good Grief!!

xoxo :-)

Dave R said...

Candy's talking about a speaking part? Doesn't she know most actors sleepwalk through their Hallmark roles.

I've heard those around Armie are worried that a really big shoe is about to drop.

People still talk about P. Hilton?

Helen Lashbrook said...

lil' Paris Hilton got my goat from day one - the one where she claimed she never wore any item of clothing more than once - hint Paris, not all of us have super rich parents; it's not as if you actually WORKED for the money you waste.
Day two there was the stuffing of pseudo-rats into your handbag - not a good look sweetie
And now Day three; you are old enough you should know better than to keep shoving new husbands/fiances down our throats.
Go into therapy and discover what the rest of us knew,that you are NOT the most important person in the world....far from it.

uptonking said...

I kind of admire Paris. She keeps trying. Not much of anything, other than rich, but she keeps trying. Her guy is cute and I can't really lob anything at her for this one, other than the mundaneness of it. I mean, isn't this the sort of thing you get at a kiosk in a mall?

Hilaria... sigh. Ummm... try this. Yeah. I lied. My bad. Sorry. Will try to be a better human being.

Armie! So, he's insane... like Mel Gibson level! Cool. We need more psycho actors in the world.

LOL. Candace. Yes. Let's take ourselves a little too seriously. I get it. She was offended. It's not easy getting any job. She's fortunate to have found a demographic and a means to reach it. So, good for her. But F her brother. He is a total tool. And, yes, no Elenora Duse, this one... but you can't fault mediocrity from thinking it's something it's not.

Love your dirt. Thanks.

Treaders said...

I spent six months in Australia, Hillary, but that don't make me Australian. Damn here's me studying like a lunatic to learn everything I need for my French naturalisation exam and she's Spanish because she "went there once or twice"! They just make it worse by the continued lying don't they!

Moving with Mitchell said...

How you say in English, Barf?

Bob said...

@AM
Sad people.

@Debra
Well, my first thought was to throw it away!

@Jimmy
He was prettier than he was good, to be fair.

@Blobby
Neither do they, other than healthy egos.

@TDM
Rumor has it there's more coming out.

@Dave
Paris talks about Paris.

@Helen
She is quite fond of herself.

@uptonking
Her claim to fame is being an It Girl for all of a nanosecond, and she's been riding that news ever since.
Hilaria would be Hilaria-ous if she wasn't so sad at trying to be someone she's not.
I will give Armie pints for not being a Holocaust denying adulterous rabidly Catholic asshole.
Candace is delusional in a different way from her brother.

@Treaers
Hilaria got herself all caught up in the lie that she didn't know how to get out. Which is easy: I lied!

@Mitchell
In English it's pronounced Vomit!