Candace Cameron Bure appeared on the The Paula Faris Podcast, but not to talk about her jailbird co-star from Fuller House, Lori Loughlin, or her lunatic, Christian wingnut anti-masker brother, Kirk Cameron, but about Hallmark movies. And she got a little hot under the collar when Faris suggested that acting in a Hallmark Channel movie was an easy job:
“I get that all the time. ‘How hard is it to be in a Hallmark movie?’ Like, ‘Can I be in a Hallmark movie?’ And I’m like, ‘Are you a professional actor?’ ‘No.’ ‘Then no, you cannot.’ … You can be a background person, they’re called extras. If you don’t have a speaking part, that’s easy. I can make that happen. If you have a speaking part, then we’re gonna have to make sure you can do the job.”
Seriously Candy? The plots are interchangeable from actor to actor, and from season to season. I mean, perhaps you’re working harder now that Lori ‘Big Fuller House Becky’ Loughlin is banned for being a jailbird, but what you do isn’t acting; it’s reading.
Take a seat, Meryl.
Well, it appears that Armie Hammer’s star is continuing to fall in light of his “kinks” like, ALLEGEDLY, cannibalism and, not so ALLEGEDLY, carving his initials into the skin of his sex partners.
This week, as the stories continue to grow, both Armie’s publicist, and his agents at William Morris Endeavor dumped him as a client. Now, I imagine the publicist left because how can you handle this mess when it appears your client doesn’t deny anything and merely whines about being outed, and “kink shamed” on the internet.
But the WME situation is a bit more telling. See, about a month after Instagram user House of Effie and other women accused Hammer of being, not just kinky, but mentally, emotionally, and physically abusive and ignoring boundaries and safe words, his agent dropped Armie’s ass after another round of DMs from the Instagram user leaked in which Armie tells her that he’s got some blackmail material on his agent.
And right after those came out, the agent said:
“It’s not me, it’s you.”
And changed his phone number.
How do you say, in the English, ‘too late, Hilaria Baldwin.’?
In today’s episode of Hillary/Hilaria, Mrs. Baldwin—if that’s how it’s pronounced in English—issued another apology for lying about being Spanish and not being “more clear” about her cultural background:
“I’ve spent the last month listening, reflecting, and asking myself how I can learn and grow. My parents raised my brother and me with two cultures, American and Spanish, and I feel a true sense of belonging to both. The way I’ve spoken about myself and my deep connection to two cultures could have been better explained—I should have been more clear and I’m sorry.”
Um, Hil? Try saying it like this: I am not now, nor have I ever been Spanish. I have only, always and ever been a privileged, spoiled white girl from Massachusetts.
And then sit down.
Paris Hilton is in love, again, and apparently ready to squeeze out some designer twins, via IVF, with her latest fiancé, businessman Carter Reum. But when you’ve had as many boyfriends and fiancés as Paris, what exactly do you get the latest for his birthday?
A nearly life-sized portrait of the two of them. All that money and she basically enlarged a selfie? And then the happy couple posed like their photographic altar egos while Carter mused about finding a wall large enough for the gift.
There are four walls in a dumpster, Carter.