The other morning, we were headed to the AT&T store
because Carlos was having issues downloading an app to his phone. He tried, I
tried, but the apps wouldn’t download, so off we went. But, after starting the
car, we both heard a low humming noise coming from the engine and Carlos, as he
does, freaks out about the car breaking down while I’m at work or catching on
fire while I drive or what have you. So, after the phone store, he called our
mechanic to see if we could take the car right then; well, they didn’t have
time for it, and suggested we take it to our nearest Ford dealer, who could
only give us an appointment about ten days later.
Carlos, again, was not happy, and so he called our mechanic,
again, and tried to get an appointment, but they are two weeks out with
appointments because one of their mechanics was recovering from hernia surgery.
Then, because he’s a local guy, and knows us, he said to bring the car by, and
he’d give it a cursory ‘listen’.
Which we did … and he sat in the car and listened to the
hum; he raised the hood and listened to the hum; he got back in the car and, I
thought, accidentally hit the wiper button, and the wipers tried to work but
couldn’t. The wiper blades don’t move the same direction; one moves left, and
one moves right from the center outward. The mechanic got out of the car and
adjusted the blades with the driver’s side blade on top and the passenger side on the bottom, and,
what? No more humming.
What does this have to do with Carlos, you ask? Well, we
took the car to the car wash over the weekend, and while I vacuumed it out,
Carlos, wiped water spots from the car and the windshield … where he lifted the
two blades and then put them back in the opposite order which caused the motor
to hum because the blades couldn’t adjust all the way down.
Uh huh. I was able to tack this one onto Carlos, though, to
be fair, I didn’t know the wipers had to be placed in a particular order.
Still, we laughed about this for hours! |
Oh no!!!!!!! not Sam Cushing. I have blasted him on his instagram!!! He is one of the gays that went to Puerto Vartita around New Years to " influence" during a major covid lockdown, and is now getting backlash from the sensible gays. Yet another queen who has no self control and too much fucking self entitlement just to suck dick. Bitch..go play your panio and do a few sit ups.
ReplyDeleteIt's the good Republicans like Kinzinger I feel sorry for. If that party doesn't get rid of the kooks...they will just push the few 10 out, who actually do the job and have a conscience.
You ask me not only should Taylor Green be removed period....but there needs to be built in safe guards to get out people of power like McCarthy. He too should be removed for not dealing with her and others. I can see he's going to be a royal pain in the ass.
Poor Carlos. He loses another round. Your going to give him a complex Bob.
GQP BWAHAHAHAH!!!!!
(Carlos) (Tuxedo)
ReplyDeleteMuch chortling about GQP!
xoxo :-)
Chucky is 16 pounds? Really? Pandemic weight, possibly? That's what I'm blaming my extra pounds on (as if I was active before).
ReplyDeleteCarlos, Balder Half's truck stopped on the onramp of the freeway. He was so pissed, er, distraught. He called Triple A to get a tow. I'm sure the tow truck driver laughed his ass off when he told my dear, sweet spouse, that he'd run out of gas. Stuff happens.
Love the tweet. And, Tuxedo, aka El Gato Guapo, ROCKS!
@MM
ReplyDeleteI didn't know that about Cushing. Now I DON'T want him coming to my house and doing yardwork in the nude. That'll teach him!
@TDM
Carlos and I have been laughing about that all week!
@Deedles
Balder Half for the WIN!!!
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ReplyDeleteThe perfect tweet. Bravo.
ReplyDeleteSam. Zzzz. Sorry. I like 'em real real. And the moment you said influencer, my eyes rolled to the back of my head.
TJ Osborne. Well. How nice. Janis Ian is down there in Nashville and she claims there is a thriving gay community in the music biz there... but country music lovers? Well... we know how they feel about our kind.
Tooberville of Hooverville... sigh. Dumb. Dumb. Dumb. I like how they can't tell the truth... ever. Must be a prerequisite to joining the GOP.
I didn't know Chucky had a kid. So Jennifer Tilly gave birth?
I love how the insurrectionists were so sure they were going to win that they didn't bother hiding their identities... except for the ones that were actually running around with plastic wrist ties to kidnap and kill government officials. Did you hear that judge let that one skank go on vacation in Mexico? SMH. If these folks were black they would all be sitting with out bond and/or dead.
MTG is a nutbag with a hole in the bottom of it. And the GOP are a bunch of spineless twits.
GQP... go, go, go. Break up that despicable GOP and let's all go blue!
Tux is right on.
Carlos and the car... sigh. Been there, done stuff like that. Hee hee.
Thanks for the news round up. Makes my week.
I love that Nancy Pelosi changed McCarthy's affiliation to Q-CA
ReplyDeleteoh carlos; truth be told, I didn't know wipers had to be installed in a specific way, I thought they were interchangeable.
ReplyDeletethe GQP needs to DIE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
The number of Republicans changing their party affiliation is way higher. In PA alone it's almost 10,000. I believe the latest figure from Arizona is around 30,000. They're calling it an exodus.
ReplyDeleteNo one said insurrectionist were smart.
Wallen appears to be the one who's suffering!
Hello Sam!
Canada just added the Proud Boys to its list of criminal terrorist organizations, along with 3 other white supremacist organizations. The USA should do the same.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Maddie. Sam Cushing is one of the GaysOverCovid. Dumb bitch is spreading COVID and I will not have anything to do with him. Nope.
ReplyDeleteHahaha oh, Carlos. Hey it could happen to (Me) anybody! And the GOP is caught between a conspiracy theory and a dumpster fire. And I like it like that.
OMG Bob. I was just writing about TJ! Yay.
And that tweet! I want it on a t-shirt. Now.
XOXO
Grateful to Mistress Maddie for the dirt on Cushing. Scratch him off my list!
ReplyDeleteAnd, oh boy, the windshield wipers. That the goddess you didn't have to wait 2 weeks for THAT appointment.
We once spent a half hour trying to figure out where a rattle was coming from in our car. SG insisted it was inside the glove compartment and I had to empty everything out. I kept saying it sounded like it was coming from above the windshield. I finally noticed his sun visor wasn't clipped in and plastic was rattling against plastic. I'm a mechanic.
Regarding decreasing Repub Party numbers, I wonder if, as it seems, anti-maskers and hoax-callers are overwhelmingly of that persuasion, then sadly[?] that must also, though by 'natural selection' over time, deplete their numbers still further. I've never seen this particular effect alluded to in any of the American YouTube [left-of-centre] postings I watch daily. Perhaps it's too indelicate to even give it a mention - or maybe the numbers aren't significant.
ReplyDeleteIncidentally, in the U.K., although there are also, of course, resisters here too, though a much smaller proportion, they do tend to belong to the non-white communities. So if it's the same with you that may lessen any bias that there otherwise might be over there.
@uptonking
ReplyDeleteYeah, I am constantly flummoxed by the idea that social media influencer is a real job.
I think there are a lot of gay folks in the music business, even in Nashville, but I also think a racist good ole boy is more their cup of moonshine.
I can proudly say that while I know of Chucky I have never seen one of his films.
Carlos and I had fun with the car nonsense!
@Helen
I saw that, too. Good on Nancy.
@AM
It was an eye opening learning experience re wipers.
@Dave
Well, do you want to belong to a party that espouses the belief that Democrats eat babies? Or do you want to live in the real world?
@Debra
Good on Canada.
Shame on the US.
@Six
I wish I'd seen that story when I Googled him.
And on the flip side it's refreshing to see a Country artist come out.
xoxo
@Mitchell
ReplyDeleteMe, too, with Sam.
That's what had us laughing the most, that in two weeks someone would have just switched the order of which one is on the bottom and we would have paid some bucks for that!
I'll Carlos your mechanic story; it's bound to make him feel better.
@Raybeard
I was thinking on the ones leaving the GQP voluntarily, but now that you mention it, their numbers dwindle with the victims of COVID too.
I had to laugh about the wiper story - but it's easy enough done isn't it. A bit like the golf ball in the trunk!
ReplyDeleteThe windshield wipers thing is so much something that I would do. It made me smile! Loved this post.
ReplyDeleteHey Carlos,
ReplyDeleteMy Toyota truck started making a loud rattle and I, of course, freaked out and took it right in to the dealer. A mechanic came right out, started the truck and agreed that it sounded bad. He thought it might be the transmission. - not cheap to replace. I went onto work and could not get through to the service department all day by phoning. At five they called and said it was ready to be picked up but "couldn't"tell me how much I owed for the new transmission. When I was dropped the entire staff was waiting outside at my truck. The service manager came out, gave me the key, and said to start it up. It started and there was no rattle. I got out and he told me that a ten dollar bracket holding the tailpipe had come loose, no transmission problem. The staff was all I on my situation and laughed - it was a fun joke with a happy ending, like your blade positioning. You are smart to bring it in when it sounds bad, even if it only gets you a good laugh.
Sam Cushing! Oh my! What a gorgeous body.
ReplyDeleteHave I told you how much I love your Tales of Carlos? He sounds like a true gem.
Oh, shit. I just saw MM's comment about Sam. Well, damn. DAMN, Sam!
ReplyDelete@Treaers
ReplyDeleteThank goodness we don't golf OR have a car with a trunk!!
@Michael
I didn't tell Carlos, but I'd probably do it, too!
@NWMAN
Great story, I'll tell Carlos all about it!!
@Jennifer
Carlos is one of the funniest people ever because he doesn't know he's funny.
Yeah, damn Sam. I didn't know either!
Poor Carlos. I hope it is OK that I laughed at him. He can laugh at me if he wants to as I can relate. I recently did a dum-dum by buying 30 pounds of cat food. I don't own a cat. It didn't dawn that frisky feline was not a flavor of dog food. In my defense, I thought this brand only made dog food. I am starting to lose it. Take care.
ReplyDeleteCars drive me crazy,
ReplyDelete@Mr. Shife
ReplyDeleteCarlos won't mind you laughing at him if he can laugh at your cat food tale!!
@Carlos
Me,too.