Bobservations

So, as I mentioned earlier, we got iPhones and have joined many of you in the 21^st century. Carlos uses his quite a bit, for work, for calling Mexico; I use mine slightly more than I used my old phone.

Still … Carlos. When we were buying them, we told the salesperson about his vision issues and so on and she showed him things he can do, and use, on the phone to make things easier. She spent a great deal of time with Carlos, and me, and was very kind and funny, so I went on Google reviews and gave her a glowing report.

Then Carlos, deciding he doesn’t need to take things slow, even on a new phone that he doesn’t entirely know how to use, deleted several icons from the screen because he wanted to streamline the screen. But, he deleted the icon used to get on the internet and so back to the store we went. There were a few people ahead of us in line, so we stood and waited; the woman who helped us buying the phones, was at the counter and waved and said Hello, and I said:

“He’s already messed up his phone.”

She replied:

“Oh, nooooo.”

But then she fixed it and told him not to do that again. All was well until …

Carlos was reading an email and it was small and hard for him; so, I took the phone and enlarged the image so he could see it, but with it enlarged, he had to scroll back and forth,. So, I took the phone again and turned it sideways and the email flipped sideways and was easier to read. Carlos started at it in amazement and said:

“Ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh.”

My little man is growing up,

Tuxedo was especially glad to hear Biden’s news this week and is glad we might have a literate president for the first time in four years.

Speaking of Biden, and his selection of Kamala Harris as his running mate, did you know that in 2011 and again in 2013, _____ donated a total of $6,000 to Harris’ campaign for California attorney general. Ivanka, also gave Harris $2,000 in 2014.

Huh, a couple of years before running for office as a Republican these two hypocrites were supporting Democrats?

Shocking!

Well, he showed us that he can say five words … Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV … but he cannot pronounce the name of a National Park in California. He called it:

“Yo, Semite.”

And then he called an entire nation:

“Thighland.”

Clearly he wasn’t thinking of a country but of one of his Russian hookers.

And the hits keep coming … after being called a racist because he went to celebrate the birth of a Klansman rather than pay his respects to John Lewis …and after he was forced to resign as pastor of his church for going to KlanKon, this week an arrest warrant was issued for GOP Alabama State Representative. Will Dismukes.

Dismukes is charged with first-degree theft of property from place of employment between the years 2016 to 2018. The charge is a Class B felony and levied when a person steals in excess of $2,500.

Sorry, not sorry, Will.

Liberty University’s Board of Trustees have asked the school’s president, Jerry Falwell Jr., to take an “indefinite [and extended] leave of absence” from his roles at the university, which include serving as president and chancellor. This comes days after Falwell Jr. posted, then deleted a photo of himself and a woman both in unzipped pants.

Bye Jerry, you religious hypocrite.

On the Good News side … after working nearly non-stop on this country’s response to the COVID-19 pandemic, everyday Dr. Anthony Fauci and his wife power-walk through their neighborhood.

And I imagine his sprits pick up while he walks because dozens of his neighbors have taken to posting signs in their yards that read:

“Thank you, Dr. Fauci.”

Yes, indeed, Thank you, Dr. Fauci.

I’ll apologize first for my childish need to go low but … this week it was announced that Chris Christie will be helping _____ with his debate prep.

What? Is there a doughnut eating section?

Again, I apologize.

And finally, Jay Gould, a little bit of a palate cleanser this week. What is it that I like about him … The sexy face; the baby blues; his fashion game and his underwear game. I like that he travels light; just the one back on the clothes on his …ass. His love for showering in leather, latex and sunglasses.

The fact that he looks good wet.

And finally, the idea that a little bit of Jack Daniels gets him out of his clothes, and that he needs the big bottle of Jack to hide his junk.

That’s all.