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Another tale of Carlos and his hearing, and his refusal to wear his ‘ears’: I heard him ranting in the living room about the MyPillow jackass who’s come up with a new ‘cure’ for VCOVID-19, and he runs into the laundry room to vent. I listen, and then I say:

“It’s made from the oleander plant , which is a toxic plant.”

Cut to ten minutes later and I’m in the office and Carlos comes back:

“That extract they keep talking about is made from the oleander plant , which is a toxic plant.”

It took all my strength not to reach for my cartoon frying pan and thump his melon.

Once again, as it should be, I am totally with Tuxedo on this one. Neither one of us really like people very much …

Jared Kushner is a birther because that makes Daddy-in-Law happy. When asked if he accepts that Kamala Harris is a qualified candidate, Kushner said:

“I personally have no reason to believe she’s not.”

But after CBS This Morning co-host Anthony Mason pointed out that Harris was born in Oakland and that makes her a qualified candidate, Kushner spun:

“[_____] just said that he had no idea whether that’s right or wrong. I don’t see that as promoting it. But look, at the end of the day, it’s something that’s out there.”

It’s out there because you, your racist Daddy-in-Law, and the entire GOP put it out there.

Like, I question if you’re even a real person or some kind of self-loathing queer goose-stepping blow-up doll who spends his days carrying water for his complicit wife and bigot father-in-law.

It’s just out there.

Back to Mike Lindell, the MyPillow lunatic, and Housing and Urban Development Secretary Ben Carson who met with _____ to push the use of oleandrin, that extract from the oleander plant as a cure” for COVID-19, despite lack of proof that it works.

Hydroxychloroquine, say what?

But best of all is that Lindell and Carson have a financial stake in the company that develops the product. Swamp Things.

More Carlos … when he practices his trumpet Consuelo sits outside the closed door and waits, because after practice Carlos always gives the cats their treats. And so she would run into the kitchen—Consuelo only runs for food—and wait impatiently for Carlos.

The other night, though, she stopped short and Carlos stepped on her. She howled at him. He howled at her. And she took off. I finally found her in the master bathroom, tucked into a corner. She was upset because her other Daddy yelled at her.

It’s been seven days and she is still mad. Every night Carlos calls the cats for treats and Consuelo goes to the back part of the bathroom and sits in the corner.

Bitch can hold a grudge!

The Democratic AND Republican chairmen of the Senate Intelligence Committee notified federal prosecutors last year of their suspicion that several individuals, including _____’s family members and confidants—Donald _____ Jr. and Jared Kushner—might have lied in the panel’s investigation of Russian interference in the 2016 election.

Huh. Shocking.

It looks like the RNC will stand for Racists Nutjobs Convention this year because two prominent features of the convention will be Mark and Patricia McCloskey aka  Ken and Karen, the St. Louis couple who brandished guns as Black Lives Matter protesters marched through their neighborhood.

And then they throw in pipsqueak white supremacist in training, Nick Sandmann, aka the Covington Catholic school kid who was part of a larger group of MAGAt-gear wearing children who swarmed Native American activists in Washington, DC in January 2019.

That’s the kinds of people the GOP wants you to hear ... racists, toddlers, gun nuts, and Scott Baio.

Last May David Lynn Richards Jr., a  former pastor was convicted of repeatedly raping his adopted teenage daughter over a four year span, was sentenced to just twelve years because a Knox County judge called him a “good Christian” who had a lot of friends supporting him … and who never seemed bothered as to why the “good” pastor’s semen was found in his daughter’s bed.

White "Christian" male privilege.

Melanie will give a speech at the RNC, though we don’t know if she’ll give Michelle’s speech or Jill’s. But what we do know, because even the _____ Administration and the RNC say so, is that after she speaks she’ll do very little to nothing to help her husband’s campaign.

So, either it’s time to visit Plastic Surgeon for an upgrade ... yes, that's Melanie in both pictures ... or even Missus _____ won’t speak to reelect her husband.

I like a good horror movie, but they’re scarce these days because horror movies have been dumbed down over the years. Still, I watched a little something called Countdown, about an app for your fun that tells you how long you have to live … and it means it.

It was silly, well, dumb, and I was thisclose to turning it off when one Jordan Calloway appeared onscreen and suddenly I was, um, interested. I’d never heard of him, but he was cute, with a rockin’ body in a tight t-shirt. And then, because he was a person of color, he was :::SPOILER ALERT:::: killed.

But he lives on in my dreams … where we wrestle.