Random Musings

Okay, so I don’t wanna brag, but the other day at work people were talking about Two-and-a-Half Men — and I was wondering why — when I realized that I have never seen one single episode, either Sheen or post-Sheen.

I felt better about myself after that.

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Over there to Alabama, a state Senate committee has approved a bill to take Alabama probate judges out of the wedding license business following that pesky Supreme Court ruling legalizing gay marriage.

The Senate Finance and Taxation General Fund Committee approved the bill to do away with state-issued marriage licenses, and saying that now people who wish to marry will file marriage contracts at probate offices.

Seriously, you’re all still so pissy about same-sex marriage that you’re gonna change all marriages to being civil contracts.

Grow up asshats.

In this week’s Hot Men section, we have [clockwise from top left] Simon Kassianides, who appeared on this week’s episode of the highly improbable and highly badly edited Zoo, playing a hot French man in a nice snug pair of Jeans. Yum.

We have 18-year-old — and he’s so young I feel kinda pervy — So You Think You Can Dance contestant Derek Piquette. But he does have gorgeous eyes and a beautiful smile, so, well, yeah, still kinda pervy of me.

So, let's skip along to Rene Rosado guesting on Major Crimes, and y’all know how I feel about the Hispanic men, so, um, yeah, feeling less pervy.

And lastly, we found Martin Cummins on that other highly improbable and highly badly and written show The Whispers, playing the President of the United Sates. Now, since I’m feeling kinda pervy, let’s just say that I would “Lewinsky” that.

Sorry.

[Derek Piquette, Simon Kassianides, Rene Rosado, Martin Cummins]

Well, as I live and breathe …

LOL.Is.Over. Seriously, apparently the young’uns on social media have decided that LOL—AKA laughing out loud—is done because it’s too old school.

The new LOL is a choice of ha ha, he he, an appropriate emoji, or maybe just this: =)

I’m just happy to not see LOL again. Oh, and no one … no one ... use it in your comments or there will be blood!!!

In an update on an earlier story on ISBL:

A federal judge has just ordered South Carolina Attorney General, and Asshat, Alan Wilson to pay more than $135,000 in legal fees for Colleen Condon and Nichols Bleckley, a same-sex couple who challenged the state ban on same-sex marriage. 

No word on whether or not the state will pay the $92,000 in legal fees incurred by Tracie Goodwin and Katie Bradacs, who also sued the state to have their marriage recognized.

Um, Alan? Told you so, told you so, told you, told you, told you so.

If …. Carlos + Summer Cold - Surgical Mask = Bob + Summer Cold

And … Bob + Summer Cold = The Hounds of Hell Unleashed

Then … Carlos + Summer Cold - Surgical Mask = The Hounds of Hell Unleashed

Kim Davis, the homophobic Rowan County, Kentucky clerk who refused to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples because the Baby Jeebus told her not to — though, apparently, Baby Jeebus had no issue with Kim David being married four times — has been ordered to stop being a dick and do her job or get the hell out.

Not in those words, mind you, that was just me.

Kim Davis is appealing ...the ruling … not in appearance because that’s a whole other kinda fugly.

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