A Night To Remember

Who's Daddy's pretty girl?

Who's all dressed up for her first mug shot at age eighteen?

Who looks like a reject from a 1968 Ann-Margaret TV special?

Jessica Halter, that's who.

The Ohio high school student was arrested at her high school prom after she drunkenly assaulted a policeman, tried to kick a paramedic, and spewed a "bloody ball of spit" at one cop.

Daddy's pretty girl.

A police officer, working the North Ridgeville High School prom, was approached by school administrators who had received several complaints about the "highly intoxicated" Halter. When the officer relayed the complaint to our lovely prom goer, she smiled sweetly and said:

"This is my fucking prom, this is bullshit."

Halter, slurring her words and dancing like the Scarecrow just after Dorothy loosened him from his perch, denied drinking alcohol and cursed out the school's principal and assistant principal.

"You are fucking bitches, this is my prom, I'm not drunk."

Daddy's girl talks like a longshoreman.

Halter, after refusing to take a Breathalyzer test, tried hurling a chair at cops, and then began smashing her face into the back of the chair, causing her nose to bleed. She was handcuffed, and taken out of the prom, kicking, screaming, cursing, and as the police officers reached the door she let her legs go limp. Officers carried the teen to a patrol car.

That is when Halter spit a bloody ball of spit at Officer Kyle Gelenius, and then continued to spit blood on the windows, the divider, and the roof, while kicking at the car windows.

Ah, prom, a night to remember.

Especially if you're Jessica Halter and you end the night being charged with assaulting a cop, resisting arrest, disorderly conduct, and underage drinking.

Daddy's.Pretty.Girl.