Thursday, January 30, 2020

Bobservations

Last week _____ unveiled the new logo for the “Space Force”, the recently formed sixth branch of the Armed Forces; the Draft Dodger said:
“After consultation with our Great Military Leaders, designers, and others, I am pleased to present the new logo for the United States Space Force, the Sixth Branch of our Magnificent Military!”
Many people noticed that the Space Force logo looks very similar to that of Star Trek’s Starfleet Command but … one person pointed out that the Starfleet logo is actually based on the Space Force logo because Starfleet won’t be founded until 2130.

Think on that.
In another case of this country becoming the land of hate of poor people, poor people of color, last week SCOTUS gave the go-ahead for one of _____’s hardline immigration policies.

Now this country—whose Statue of Liberty says, “Give me your tired, your poor …”—will now implement a rule denying legal permanent residency to certain immigrants—the brown ones, I’m guessing—that are deemed likely to require government assistance in the future.

Only the wealthy need come in. America, as we knew it, as it has been for over two hundred years, is over.
If you need me, I’ll be in California, snorkeling …

Last week, at the Rodney Strong vineyards in Sonoma County, a “blending tank door”  popped open and spilled :::gasp::: 97,112 gallons of red wine spilled into the nearby Russian River.

I’ll be gone all week until that spill is completely cleaned up!
Martina Navratilova and John McEnroe have been reprimanded by Tennis Australian after staging an on-court protest at the Australian Open calling for the Margaret Court Arena to be renamed.

The tennis legends strode across the court this week carrying a banner bearing the words 'Evonne Goolagong Arena', in recognition of the Australian ex-player. The pair want the arena’s named changed because Margaret Court, while a legend, is also virulently anti-LGBTQ+.

Navratilova and McEnroe's protest came one day after Tennis Australia commemorated the 50th anniversary of Court's calendar Grand Slam.

But she was a hate-filled bigot then, and remains so today. It’s time her name was scrubbed from the arena.
Just this week, at a rally in New Jersey, _____crowed:
“The money is won. And we are now building that beautiful wall. This powerful border wall is going up at record speed, and we just reached over 100 miles of wall. And next year we’ll be over 400 miles. And shortly thereafter it will be complete.”
Mere hours later a section of that powerful wall—not a new section but a replacement section—fell over in 37 mph winds; trees next to the wall have kept it from falling over entirely.

It’s like the wall is as flimsy as _____’s impeachment defense.
Demi Lovato released the song Sober in June 2018, and in it, she admitted to tumbling off the wagon after six years of sobriety. One month later, Demi overdosed. Demi spent some time getting treatment in rehab, and since she’s gotten out, she’s laid low career-wise.

But at last week’s Grammys she gave the performance of the night with a song called Anyone that she wrote just four days before that overdose. It’s painful, and yet the message should be heard.
“Anyone, please send me anyone
Lord, is there anyone? I need someone
Anyone, please send me anyone
Lord, is there anyone? I need someone.”
Listen.
Hot male model Taylor Phillips. Dressed or undressed. Jeans or long johns.


Undressed, I think.


And limber.

18 comments:

  1. It's a wonder that ______hasn't (yet?)taken a leaf out of Indian premier Modi's recently established policy of allowing all that country's immigrants to have automatic citizenship rights - except for those that are Muslim. Probably hasn't had the time, what with having to think up daily distractions to current impeachment proceedings. However, given time I've no doubt the idea would appeal.

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  2. Taylor Phillips, WOOF! 'Nuff said.

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  3. It's Thursday I'm going to
    hug (Carlos) anyway.
    xoxoxox :-)

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  4. Did you see the space outfit's camouflage for use in outer space? green and brown and black all over - great for hiding out among the stars - who would spot it?

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  5. Anonymous12:28 PM

    Nobody knows more about building big, beautiful walls than _____. Like everything else he touches, it collapsed!

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  6. Hahahahaha The Volatile Mermaid is awesome.
    Cheeto is convinced his legacy will be awesome. Poor stupid fuck.
    Taylor Phillips needs to make sure he stays undressed as much time as possible. It’s a matter of National security.
    Martina and John are doing the lord’s work.

    XoXo

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  7. I'm askually down im Calaferna helpun tah clean up. The nice peaceman said he thinks I've dun'nuff.. but I says nope I'm okey and I'm definitely not think like you drunk I am! Cheers everybobby!

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  8. I read about the wall falling in the British press and wondered - if it fell over onto the Mexican side and the builders ran over to pick it up (assuming they weren't Mexican construction workers) would they technically have been illegal immigrants in Mexico?

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  9. It's turns out that "space, the final frontier" has more to do with the emptiness in the Idiot Jerk's head then anything else.

    That wall... hahahah, wait until Humpty Dumpty arrives.

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  10. @Raybeard
    He's all hate, our president, against the poor and the people of color.

    @Deedles
    :::::sigh::::: I know ....

    @TDM
    I had nothing for Carlos this week. I need a notebook so i don't forget his "isms"!

    @AM
    Woof indeed!

    @Helen
    It shows the lunacy of this administration.

    @Anon
    Word!

    @Six
    As always, yes to all!

    @Steven
    You best save some for me!

    @Treaders
    I like your thought process!

    @Dave
    Between the wall and the space, he's having a horrible week.Oh, impeachment and Bolton,too.,

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  11. I’ll meet you at the Russian River. Although I may just drown myself.

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  12. Like the tweet,

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  13. @Mitch
    What a way to go!

    @Travel
    It is a good one; she always nails it.

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  14. Perhaps the space force will have the same lofty goals as the Star fleet one day.

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  15. @Bathwater
    I doubt Space Force will ever get off the ground as anything other than a cartoon.

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  16. @Debra
    Oh ::::hic:::: I will!

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