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There’s this thing at our house where I go back to the
office to pay bills, work on my blog, do paperwork, or whatever, and Carlos
comes back about every few minutes to ask me this or that, or show him this or
that. I always joke that if I want Carlos around just get on the computer and
he’ll show up. Last Saturday, he did just that; every four minutes or so …
help move a table … fix the new duster he bought … tell him what color that
shirt is. The last time he came back, I answered his question and then told
Siri to set a five-minute Carlos-Is-Going-To-Annoy-Me timer and she said: “You five-minute Annoy Me timer is set.” I.Died. Carlos.Sulked. |
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This episode of Cats is from August 2011 and is entitled WTF? It's Monday And I'm As Happy As A Basket Of Cats Except these two don't look so happy ....... The late greats MaxGoldberg and Tuxedo, BFFs.  |
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One of Cankles lapdogs is of the Homosexual breed and is named Scott Bessent ... why he would work for an anti-LQBTQ+ asshat is amazing to me ... but even more amazing is that this week Bessent actually said that Cankles told him all of Melanie’s female friends—AKA other Slovenian hookers—have asked to be set up with Bessent but are stunned he’s gay. Uh huh. |
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Now to scrub my eyes and mind of everything Bessent,
howsabout some outdoorsy cakes? |
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Talk about a foot fetish. Alexander Skarsgård is well known for his fashion fearlessness, and his latest promotional tour he hit the “Wicker” red carpet in London in an eye-catching all-gold Saint Laurent suit and some freaky footwear. What say you about the shoes?  |
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For those of you drinking the Amazon Kool-Aid please remember
this every Prime Day …
Seriously. Eat the rich. |
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Kacey Musgraves has zero fucks to give and took a swipe at
fired former Homeland Security secretary Kristi Noem, after Noem took slammed Musgraves
for having Texas Senate candidate James Talarico at her concert over the
weekend by saying: “I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.” Smack! Bam! Pow! And then … Kacey Musgraves has a mariachi band of teenage
brothers detained by the ICEstapo open another one of her concerts in Texas. That’s the energy we need. |
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Raphael Diogo is an American model of Brazilian descent, renowned for his undeniable presence in the fashion industry and his background as a Ju-Jitsu world champion so Would You Let Him Hit You or Would You Hit It?  |
I have been a longtime fan of Kacey Musgraves!!!! A beautiful soul in and out.
ReplyDeleteThe cats photo cracks me up. It's like there both saying sooooo, which one of us is getting out...but neither budge.
Scott Bessent is nuts. And boy did she get grilled hot and heavy a few times by house and senate investigations. I'm sure he ran to the closet glory hole to have some alone time after those.
And thank you for the Amazon reminder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why ANYONE supports this company and orders shit from them, or uses one of their services, I'll never understand. Might as well be throwing gas on a fire. Just get off the lazy ass and support a local store or into a store to buy it. I hope I live long enough to see this company burn to the ground. Their standards, morals and ass kissing for little taxes and mistreatment of workers is so highly appalling!!!!!!! Supporting them to me is as bad as a vote for the Dump...you might not like him but by supporting your adding to the problems....it's right next to wearing Crocs in my book!!!! And we know how I feel about those shitty things.
You and I are on the same page about Amazon. Never!
DeleteMax and Tux were quite the duo!
I think that both you and Carlos should mimic Alexander Skarsgård's brave outfit and then cruise down to Camden's cultural quarter for cocktails in The Steeplechase Sports Bar and Grill.
ReplyDeleteI would love the gold lamé suit but ain't no way I'm wearing see-thru shoes!
DeleteSkaarsgard makes me smile... a lot! And Diogo's doable.
ReplyDeleteAlexander Skarsgård is quite the eye candy, and quite tall, too!
DeleteThe shoes don't, just don't. I'd sooner he was wearing flip-flops. Feet don't bother me, don't excite me, but the mesh shoes look silly and uncomfortable. Be nice to Carlos, he knows your weaknesses.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I could never do those shoes though I do go barefoot quite a lot.
DeleteThis time it was Siri going after Carlos ... perhaps like one of my Flying Monkeys???
Any homosexual Repug deserves scorn. And mockery. And never be fucked again. Ever.
ReplyDeleteThe Carlos Timer story killed me.
Yay for Kasey! Gnome needs to be dragged on a regular basis.
XOXO
The Muskrat and Donald Duck are doing their best to ensure that Ukraine loses their existential battle with Putrid. Hopefully the Ukrainians will take out a lot more Repugnant bot centres in Russia.
ReplyDeleteI read the Carlos story to my daughter and she told me she feels personally attacked. Hence the reason I read it to her. Has it stopped her from walking into my room every few minutes to say something? Absolutely not. :p
ReplyDeleteThe republicans are saying the quiet part out loud...as is IQ45.
SG seems to do the same as Carlos. However, me joking about it would not go over at all well and would elicit more than a pout. So, I just smile serenely.
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