Thursday, November 30, 2023

Bobservations

You know it’s been said that 50% of all marriages end in divorce and ours is no exception.

It happened like this: one morning over breakfast Carlos began talking about Rosita; since he’s home more often than I, the two have bonded and while she sleeps between us she will only sit in his lap, but this isn’t about that. He began talking about how much like a dog she is because she roams the house checking on her people; he said she came out to the kitchen to see him, and then she disappeared down the hallway to find me. I said:

“Tuxedo used to do that. He used to come to the door, like a dog would, whenever we came home from somewhere.”

And Carlos said:

“Well, Rosita seems smarter than Tuxedo.”

Yes, he did; and he meant it, and so I said:

“This is going to sound crazy, and I don’t care cuz it is, but don’t you ever say a negative word about Tuxedo again.”

“Well, I was only—”

“BAH!!!!!”

“I just meant—”

“BAH!!!!!!!!!”

And because he saw the look on my face, with the glimmer of a tear in my eye, he said:

“Sorry.”

And all was right in the house again.

This week’s Tuxedo Memory is a quickie … from May 2012, just Tuxedo posing for a photo; he did love to have his picture taken!

"Caturday TuxedoDay

The Most handsome Cat Ever."

Note to self: remind Carlos of this.

Ryan Basye owns an Omaha, Nebraska apartment building and when he asked his daughters, ages five, seven, and nine, what color he should paint it, they all wanted the colors of the rainbow.

While his daughters were motivated by a love for colors, Basye was intrigued by the idea because of a 2022 conversation he’d had with a fellow property owner, during which the person made anti-LGBTQ+ remarks. So Basye painted the house rainbow and, in addition to making his daughters heroes at school, the house has brought joy to more people than he ever predicted:

“It puts a smile on my face knowing that neighbor has to see it every day [and] this place is right by an elementary school so we get lots of kids walking by with smiles on their faces. It has been about 99% positive.”

Basye—who owns about 25 properties and has been a realtor for 20 years—offered to help his tenants move out if the attention got to be too much but his tenants love the building.

So do I.

X, formerly known as Twitter, could lose as much as $75 million in advertising revenue by the end of the year as dozens of major brands pause their marketing campaigns after X owner, Elon Musk, endorsed an anti-Semitic conspiracy theory this month.

Oh Elon, now buy Chick-fil-A and Hobby Lobby! And Walmart.

Neo-Nazis gathered in the town of Wunsiedel in Germany last week and found themselves the target of an anti-fascist prank when they inadvertently raised $12,000+ dollars [€10,000] for an anti-extremist organization.

After years of far-right extremists marching through Wunsiedel this year the organizers of Rechts gegen Rechts [Right against Right] took a different approach and had local residents and businesses sponsor the 250 participants of the march. For every meter they walked, €10 went to a program called EXIT Deutschland, which helps people escape extremist groups.

Campaigners hung posters to make the march look more like a sporting event, with slogans such as “If only the Führer knew!” and “Mein Mampf” [‘My Munch’] next to a table laden with bananas. They even hung a sign at the end, thanking the marchers for their “donations.”

And this is how Nazi’s donate to anti-hate groups! You know, cuz Nazis are stupid.

Fox News idiot Jason Chaffetz got roasted on X for claiming he spent $90 on a Thanksgiving turkey all thanks to Bidenomics:

“I mean, we went to go buy a turkey today. It was $90 for a turkey! It’s all a choice by Joe Biden. That is what Bidenomics is.”

To prove his point, Chaffetz posted a photo of the “premium young turkey” he bought from Meiers for $114.02—even more than the originally claimed $90—but failed to note in his idiotic snowflake rant that his turkey was “thoughtfully raised on sustainable family farms” and was “100% vegetarian fed, raised without antibiotics, no preservatives, minimally processed.”

Yes, this Fox News lying, rightwingnut MAGAt went out on bought himself a woke turkey!

This week Mr-Former-Fake-One-Term-Twice-Impeached-Currently-Four-Time-Criminally-Indicted-Not-My-President-Gurl came to South Carolian for the Palmetto Bowl game between Clemson and USC. And because he can’t control crowds he doesn’t hire, Thing 45 was soundly booed as he arrived and given many one finger salutes, at the game.

Even better is that billboard erected in downtown Columbia reminding him that he’s a loser.

Sometimes South Carolinians get it right.

PS Notice that the sign was sponsored by “Radical Leftist Vermin.”

On the flip side of South Carolinians,  this was the temperature yesterday morning when I woke up and believe me, you never heard so many people complaining about the first really cold day of the year.

Oh, people wait until February …

Marcus Freeman is thirty-seven, a former linebacker and currently the head coach at the University of Notre Dame. Would You Hit It?

My Thought: a friend who is a Notre Dame football fan posted his picture on her Facebook page and I commented:

“Oh my … ::::thud:::”

And I meant it.

43 comments:

  1. Way to go Rayse. I do think people realized that Elon relied on a lot of advice to make himself look smart, but I don't think many realized he was this stupid. And I think Michelle's a little irritated that she got the small straw and had to sit next to Melanoma.

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    1. Elon is an idiot and seems to ruin whatever he touches.

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  2. That Columbian billboard is brilliant. Just thinking that it's the kind of thing that would make 45's chauffeur (if Blotus can still afford one) want to turn around and drive right out again - as well as taking yet more time from off the remainder of his life - makes me feel all warm and gooey inside.

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    1. Btw: The first words of your Item #1 made me sit up with a :-( ....until I opened it up and read the rest. Still gave me an uncomfortable turn though.

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    2. That was kind of mean of me, but I did warn Carlos that he should never come for Tuxedo. Or else!

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  3. Michelle Obama looks mighty peeved to be walking behind a racist. She seems a bit close as in her next step is to slip her foot around Sour Face's foot so she falls flat on her face. I guess that didn't happen because Michelle Obama has far more grace and dignity than the Bloated One's 3rd wife.

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    1. People say they feel sorry for Melanie but she made her bed and now has to pay the consequences.

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  4. Anyone that pays that kind of money 🤑 for a god-damned turkey 🦃 is an idiot!
    I agree ... Do not badmouth the cat! My beautiful Maine Coon, Feather, would know when I was coming home from work and would watch from the top of my sewing machine cabinet, and once I pulled into my carport, she was at the backdoor to greet me!
    Musk suggested all his advertisers could just go fuck themselves! He will cause his own downfall!

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    1. I think Carlos learned his lesson!

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  5. Tuxedo was a saint and a genius, a SAINT and a GENIUS! So was HRH.

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  6. I loved that billboard! And the sponsorship was a perfect addition to it! I am glad he got booed.

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    1. It was nice to see the fingers go up in his face.

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  7. Cleora Borealis11:20 AM

    When I saw that ugly puss-face leading the 1st ladies procession, I was sure she had pushed her way to the front like #P01135809 did to the Montenegro PM at his first NATO meeting in 2017!! And that same stoopid expression!! Constipation = serious!! 😾

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    1. She's an unhappy woman but she chose the unhappiness for the $$$.

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  8. Oh babes.
    I can't write here what I want to do with Mr. Freeman, so yes.
    And Melanoma is a stain. Just like Cheeto. Birds of a feather and all that.
    That rainbow house? Yes, please!

    XOXO

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    1. When I saw Marcus' photo on my friend's Facebook page I nearly fell off the chair!
      Melanie pissed me off and the rainbow made me feel better.
      xoxo

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  9. Anonymous11:49 AM

    the dog's mother
    (Carlos) (Tuxedo always!)
    Good for Ryan Basye!
    xoxo :-)

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  10. Tuxedo was the most brilliant cat ever to exist. But, don't divorce Carlos. He was simply saying that to give Rosita an ego boost. Yes to Marcus Freeman. I'd even feign interest in American football. It never got above 21˚ here today. Oh, wait, Celsius is different from Fahrenheit, isn't it?

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    1. It's funny that you say that because Carlos tried to use that excuse until I told him that Rosita has a very healthy ego!
      I do like the cold here for winter, and with the skies so blue it's just beautiful.

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  11. Krayolakris12:30 PM

    Applause, applause for the rainbow house, the billboard and the race sponsors! Brilliant! Of course I’m Team Tuxedo but will forgive Carlos eventually.

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    1. It took me a minute but I did accept Carlos' apology!

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  12. Poor Melania. She still hasn't picked up the memo that gives her instructions on proper funeral attire. It's not about you, trollope.

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    1. I think she was upset the ceremony was not for her.

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  13. I was slightly surprised Melania didn't wear her "I don't Care" jacket. I'm sure it required a bit of cash to get her to attend.
    That rainbow apartment is amazing!
    25F is a balmy winter day here - it's when it gets down to 0F that I complain. Later, when it reaches -20F that I curl up in a ball and cry.
    I'm sure Carlos will never make that mistake again. :)

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    1. I was thinking this gray coat was the funeral edition. I think that slogan was sewn into the pattern!
      25-degrees isn't really so bad, but it does make some folks around here crazy and i live for that.

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  14. aussieguy5:08 PM

    Yeah, but I still root against Notre Dame...the rainbow house is way cool!

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    1. i don't follow the sportsball but I'd be rooting for Marcus to run my way!

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  15. If only the word sorry would solve my own problems at home.
    That's a great story from Germany. The neo-nazis aren't the brightest sparks.
    Freeman has a nice smile.

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    1. A well-thought out and sincere sorry is a good thing, and something that doesn't happen much; we get a lot of 'I'm sorry if ...' and 'I';m sorry but ... ' that serves no purpose.

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  16. Don't let that happen again, Carlos. A no-no, sir.
    I love the woke turkey phrase. Too funny.
    I also love the race sponsors. Nicely done.
    Have yourself a lovely weekend.
    And be careful, you might start watching more sports ball if you find out about some of these coaches looking fine on the sideline.

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    1. I'm hopeful Carlos has learned from his mistake!
      And I'd watch the sportsball if they focused less on the field and more on the sidelines!

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  17. The tweet cracked me the hell up!!!!!!!!!!!! Now is it sage to say that Tuxedo could be the cause of a divorce?!?!?! LMAO!!!!

    And that dumbshit Elon Musk didn't help matters when he also told the advertisers they could go fuck themselves.

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    1. If Carlos starts saying anti-Tuxedo nonsense I see a Kicking To The Curb coming! 😁
      Every time he speaks Elon proves himself an idiot.

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  18. I LOVE the rainbow house and I love that trump got booed :) :)

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  19. I still get teary-eyed when I think of Angel my part Maine Coon who vanished six and a half years ago.

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    1. My beautiful Feather got some kind of a parasite, even though she was an indoor cat, I had to make the horrible decision and she let me know when the time had arrived! Killed me and I sobbed on the Vet's shoulder once the deed was done!

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  20. Great collection Bob! Out of interest... if a fairy had arrived in your house ten years ago saying, "You can only keep one of them... Carlos or Tuxedo?" Which would you have picked?

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    1. Oh wow. That's a tough question.
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      I guess Carlos?

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  21. I think your marriage stands a better than average rate of success

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    1. Oh it does; I was just poking Carlos a little.

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  22. LOVE the rainbow house! I would happily live there but I wonder if the tenants are concerned about some wingnut burning it down. It's not an unrealistic fear.

    Who the fuck spends $114 on a turkey?! That guy's an idiot.

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