Random Musings

There are no new ideas … because how else do we explain that 73-year-old Harrison Ford will back onscreen as Indiana Jones in a new Raiders film?

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Cataracts?

Raiders of the Lost Social Security Check?

Indiana Jones and the Last Colorectal Exam?

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Assisted Living?

Your turn …

So, the Mama Grizzly Bore™ was stumping for _____ in Florida this week and denounced the “petty punk-ass little thuggery stuff that’s been going on with those quote-unquote protesters who are doing nothing but wasting your time and trying to take away your first amendment rights, your rights to assemble peacefully."

Of course, then she invited the petty punk-ass thugs to a Palin Family barbeque where that kind of behavior is not only acceptable, it’s expected.

Remember last summer when the internet, and, well, me, too, was going crazy over convict Jeremy Meeks after his mugshot was posted online by the Stockton Police Department?

Meeks had been arrested for possession of a loaded firearm and because he was already a convicted felon, he was sentenced to 27 months in jail and 500 hours in a prison substance abuse program.

Now, Jeremy Meeks is out and he’s signed with a modeling agency. His felony wasn’t so heinous that people aren’t forgiving, especially when he starts doing underwear ads … fingers crossed.

Speaking of criminals … lock up your wives, your daughters and your paid escorts, because Josh Duggar has left the religious rehab center he went to after news broke that he was banging strippers and frequenting Ashley Madison and being glued to internet porn, which was after the news broke that he molested his own sisters.

Duggar left rehab after more than six months though no one seems to know where he is now.

As I was saying ... lock up your wives, your daughters and your paid escorts. And your computers.

Tony Goldwyn has been appearing s shirtless, and in bed, a lot these last few weeks on Scandal. Not that I’m complaining, but I’ve started thinking of him less as President Fitzgerald Grant and more as President Rock HardAbs.

Now, if Scandal would only give this guy — the new gladiator, Marcus Walker, played by Cornelius Smith Jr — the same wardrobe ….

Just sayin’.

I heard _____ say he was going to change the libel laws when he’s president.

And then he basically admitted on Fox News that he wants to do it because it’s too hard for him to win libel lawsuits with the current protections in place. Yup, _____ will spend all his time in court trying to sue people for saying he’s a pompous, over-indulgent, spoiled brat, bully, with a dead raccoon on his head.

Start the filing now _____; I’m ready!

Remember when Paul Ryan had to be kinda pushed into being Speaker of the House without ever actually pursuing the job?

He’s at it again; only now he might want to be president without running for the job or even appearing on a single primary election ballot.

House Speaker Paul Ryan has declined to rule out the idea of accepting the GOP nomination for resident if a deadlocked party convention turns to him this summer:

“People say, ‘What about the contested convention?’ I say, well, there are a lot of people running for president. We’ll see. Who knows. I actually think you should run for president if you’re going to be president, if you want to be president. I’m not running for president. I made that decision, consciously, not to.”

So he didn’t run because he didn't want to be president but if you just give it to him he’ll take it? 

Pity the Sad Gop Clown.

God Bless South Carolina ... 

Earlier this week while working at home, I heard a knock at the door. There was a man on the porch asking if I knew where the Davis family lived.

I said, “No, I don’t. Do they live on this street?”

He ignored that and again said, “The Davis family. A colored family.”

Colored? I checked my calendar … yup, still 2016. I started to say something smart-assed about what color the family might be when I noticed that he saw my t-shirt and was backing off the porch and walking away.

I realized I was wearing my Will of the People Fund — a group I helped crate back in 2014 to raise funds and awareness for marriage equality in South Carolina — and it had this logo on it.

I imagine the man was driving away thinking, “Coloreds and queers living on this street?
Bless his heart.