Monday, October 06, 2014

WTF? Tara Reid

A few year's back, Tara Reid, who was Lohan before Lohan became Lohan, was at a premier and the spaghetti strap on her gown slipped off revealing her bare breast ... just the one.

Now, Reid has ALLEGEDLY had so many boob jobs that she didn't even seem to feel, or notice, that she was flashing boob. She just kept posing.

She wasn't going to let that happen again so she chose to wear a Boob Canyon top that seems to made of cardboard. At least it won't slip to one side, though it may flap down to reveal the take-out menu from the Beijing House printed on the inside.

And I will not say a word about that jacked up looking face that makes her look nothing like the Original Tara Reid. or about the globbed on eye makeup and hooker heels. I won't say a word about those things, I tell ya!

6 comments:

the dogs' mother said...

goodness, gracious! Whatever happened to the hint of mystery?

Bob Slatten said...

I think the biggest mystery is why is she still famous??

anne marie in philly said...

looks like a $5 ho to me!

Anonymous said...

I hope she got her money back on that boob job - a major fail if ever I saw one.

Helen Lashbrook said...

You are wrong Bob; the biggest mystery is why she looked at that outfit and thought that will look good on me!

By the way; who is she?

Blobby said...

While the dress is questionable, not being able to stand or pose seems to be of difficulty for her.