WTF? Tara Reid

A few year's back, Tara Reid, who was Lohan before Lohan became Lohan, was at a premier and the spaghetti strap on her gown slipped off revealing her bare breast ... just the one.

Now, Reid has ALLEGEDLY had so many boob jobs that she didn't even seem to feel, or notice, that she was flashing boob. She just kept posing.

She wasn't going to let that happen again so she chose to wear a Boob Canyon top that seems to made of cardboard. At least it won't slip to one side, though it may flap down to reveal the take-out menu from the Beijing House printed on the inside.

And I will not say a word about that jacked up looking face that makes her look nothing like the Original Tara Reid. or about the globbed on eye makeup and hooker heels. I won't say a word about those things, I tell ya!