Monday, March 03, 2014

Oscar Fashion: The Men, From the Best to the Worst, with the Hottest and Pharrell's Shorts

BEST of the BEST
Chris Hemsworth is so hot, and looked so hot in that maroon jacket and vest, that I literally scoured the internet for a picture of him without his wife. i mean, she's nice and all, but this, this, THIS is hot.
BEST
Bradely Cooper never looks anything less than gorgeous, and he knows how to rock a little Balck Tie. And with the scruff and the hair ... yum.
BEST
As he always does, Channing Tatum brought the Beautiful Beefcake to the Oscars. So dreamy.
BEST
Joseph Gordon Leavitt. There is just something about this kid that, um, ticks my boxers. It's that smirk, those eyes,  something.
BEST
Tyson Beckford worked the Red Carpet for the ABC pre-show and anytime Tyson is around, I'll be watching and watching and watching.
BEST
Jordan Leto. Like ISBL follower S'A, I have a thing for guys with long hair. Then you throw in those gorgeous eyes and eyelashes, and that gorgeous performance in Dallas Buyers Club, and that gorgeous acceptance speech, and well, ... gorgeous.
BEST
Jason Sudeikis. There's something about him, and I just can't put my finger on it ... though I wish I could. Classically hansdome and great dimples.
BEST
Chiwetel Ejiofor is just a beautiful man, plus, you know he has that whole accent thing going on and I'm a sucker for a man with an accent.
BEST
Christoph Waltz in a blue tuxedo. He kind of reminds me of some Old Hollywood time, especially with those glasses and that hair, and I love that about him. He's kind of David Niven classy.
BEST
Michael B. Jordan is as adorable as all get out, and he gets props for that dazzling smile and those amazing shoes. He brought some edge to the carpet last night.
BEST
Michael Strahan, from Live with Kelly and Michael. I don't know why he was there, but he was, and he rocked a rust-colored tuxedo like nobody's business. Of course it doesn't hurt that he's a former football player and could snap you in two if you questioned his fashion choices.
MEH
Benedict Cumberbatch. It's a suit, and a nice suit, I'm sure, but is it too much trouble to pull your tie up so you don't look like you've just spent two hours in a bar?
MEH 
Leonardo DiCaprio. Not bad, but it's always the same; he's wound tighter than Jada Pinkett Smith's face and I just wish, one time, he'd cut lose.
MEH
Matthew McConaughey used to be so hot, but lately he just looks too oily and too tan and too slick, and none of it in a good way.
WORST
Kellan Lutz is one of the hottest actors out there, but he couldn't find a tux that wasn't shiny? Or a tux that fit? Or a tux that didn't have blue piping on the pockets?
WORST
Zac Efron. Guys have it easy; a tux and a tie. But how much effort would it have been to get a pair of pants that aren't so short? It ruins the whole look.
WORST
Ethan Hawke's suit looks as wrinkled and ill-fitting as his face. Did he roll around in it with the nanny before he left the house?
WORST of the WORST
Pharrell in shorts; little boy shorts. The hat at the Grammys was kind of wack-a-doo cool, but this just looks ridiculous. Last night he sang "Happy" and this is more "High-larious."

5 comments:

the dogs' mother said...

Shorts?!

mistress maddie said...

Yes I too clutched my pearls when I saw that picture of Pharrell. This was the Oscars not the American Music Awards. The rest of the men are so handsome though. Zac Efron is so handsome as he gets older and will, I have feeling , end up a huge Hollywood star, he is just breaking the tip. But he did need a better tux. Kellan, nothing handsome here. The top seven wore it best, although Channing did looked a little stuffed.

mistress maddie said...

And Bob, speaking of Joseph Gordon Levitt have you seen him in Don Juan???? Oh. My. God. Nothing like him watching a porn and talking dirty. He also wrote the film.

Bob Slatten said...

@MM I haven't seen Don Juan yet, but if it's JGL, I;m there!

MAC said...

Chris Hemsworth... YEEEESSSS!!!