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Y’all know Carlos is legally blind now, but he can still see light, especially outside on a sunny day, so he likes to wear sunglasses so the glare doesn’t bother him. He needed a new pair a couple of weeks ago and we stopped by Walgreens to get a pair and after quickly finding a pair off we went.

The following weekend, after dropping some old towels and pet beds off to our local animal shelter, we walked back toward the car and as I looked over at Carlos I started laughing …

“What’s so funny?”

“You’ve still got the sticker on the lens from buying the glasses!”

“Well, how am I supposed to see it?”

“I’m not laughing at you, I’m laughing at me for not seeing it.”

“And they call me the blind one.”

 I got the last laugh, however, as I took out my phone and made a note to post the story to my blog.

This Tuxedo Memory is from June 2017 …

“Tuxedo is an escape artist. He, like the other cats, is not allowed outside because we live in a rural area and there are lots of things cats can catch that are dangerous. But ... and there’s always a but ... Tuxedo is the Best Cat Ever™ and so several morning a week, I take him outside and let him walk along the deck railing so he can smell the outside; don’t worry, he’s always chaperoned.

Still, if he’s in that mood, and someone opens a door, and he’s there, and there’s an opening, he’s been known to fly out the door and escape into the yard where a chase ensues, and treats are used to goad him back inside. 

One morning, Carlos left a door open when he was going into the yard and I couldn’t find Tuxedo. I called all over the house and he wasn’t there ... but I could hear him meow ... over and over again. It was coming near the sunroom, where the door had been left open ... I heard his plaintive meows and called him and then looked down ...

I guess he was playing Hide-and-Seek and I was ‘It.’”

It used to be a game when you couldn’t find Tuxedo to discover where he was hiding and all you could see was that face!

As part of the ongoing  I Should Be Laughing Public Service Announcement Protocols please read the vowels in Celine Dion’s name out loud.

You’re welcome.

A Boise, Idaho bar has drawn national attention for creating Heterosexual Awesomeness Month in response to LGBTQ Pride month, which has been celebrated during June for decades:

“Each Monday will be Hetero Male Monday and any heterosexual male dressed like a heterosexual male will receive a free draft beer. Each Wednesday is Heterosexual couples day and each heterosexual couple will receive 15% off their bill.”

Two things: fuck off, and …

How does one dress like a heterosexual male?

I have long found Orville Peck to be really hot … oy, that voice … and wished I could get him to take off that mask. So imagine my surprise when, instead, he removed his pants!

Nice cakes.

Florida’s fascist Governor, and Gogo dancer, Ron DeSantis  declared summer to be Freedom Summer in the state and said all state bridges must be lit red, white, and blue, while banning any bridge from displaying Pride colors.

But seventy community members is San Marco had their own idea and gathered together to display their own version of Pride by lighting up the Main Street Bridge with rainbow colors. I imagine Miss Ronnie stomped around the governor’s manse in his Gogo boots until Casey could have him sedated.

The other day I put a fried egg on my Croque Monsieur to make it a Croque Madame and the next thing I know JK Rowling is yelling outside my house.

It’s not funny cuz she’s a transphobic b*tch.

Antonio Medugno is a 25-year-old Italian TikTok “star” and model, but the question still remains: Would You Hit It?