Bobservations

Having read Stephen King’s The Stand … a few times … and seen the original TV mini-series, I wanted to watch the remake, so Carlos and I sat down to do so. He’d never read the book—King is not someone he cares for—or seen the original, so I explained that it takes place after a worldwide pandemic killed most of the population, and how it’s basically a battle of good versus evil. Carlos said it sounded like another movie we watched, and I asked which one and he said:

“There was a woman, and her husband was part of a men’s club—”

“The Stepford Wives?”

“No. There was a forest and trees and the children were not nice and there was an exit. And there were monsters in the woods; well, not monsters, but dogs or wolves.”

Ah, the movie with the husband and wife and kids and trees and an exit. God, I love that one.

Sidenote: he has never figured out what the movie and is sticking by his description.

Never underestimate a MAGAt’s ability to push two opposing ideas at the same time and think it makes sense.

Can someone, anyone, point out to me one single mega church in this country that has offered any help to Ukraine?

That’s what I thought.

I love when the weather changes and you can break out the Spring and Summer looks, like this nice jacket and tie, the high-waisted short shorts, the boots and the cool leather codpiece.

I’ll be the hit of the Farmer’s Market this weekend.

Mark Meadows, Thing 45’s former Chief of Staff, is accusing the January 6 Committee of leaking the text messages he provided to the panel in an effort to vilify him.

Oh Mark, you voter fraud, complicit asshat. They released your texts with your words so if anyone is trying to vilify you, look at yourself in a mirror. If you can.

MaxGoldberg has not been feeling well lately, and off to the vet we went again, only to discover that he has the same kidney issues as Tuxedo. Luckily, the suggestion was to put MaxGoldberg on the same diet as Tuxedo—who’s doing very well, thank you—and see how it goes.

The funniest part about all this is that, while Tuxedo has been eating the new food for several months, and MaxGoldberg has been trying to sneak a bite of it every chance he gets, but as soon as we put out the new food for him, he turns up his nose at it and walks away.

It was good when it was someone else’s food, but now that it’s his? Not so much.

Another thought on that SCOTUS anti-abortion draft … if all those men are so anti-abortion, perhaps they should get vasectomies. More vasectomies, less abortion, am I right?

Samuel Johnson, a former CEO of health care company VisuWell, is suing comedian Kathy Griffin, for ALLEGEDLY doxing him on Twitter, causing him to lose his job.

In case you don’t remember, Johnson lost his job shortly after Griffin Tweeted about his conduct toward a high school student. He was caught on tape stalking and berating then-student Dalton Stevens, who was wearing a red prom dress and headed to the dance with his boyfriend, Jacob Geittmann. Johnson told him he looked like an idiot and harassed him non-stop.

Um, Sam? That’s why you got canned. You acted like a homophobic jackass to a stranger and were caught on tape and Kathy Tweeted it. Next time, keep your ignorance to yourself, and you can keep your job.

A little more on the chance of Roe v Wade being overturned … the GOP has said, repeatedly, that stricter gun laws will not result in fewer guns deaths, but they want you to believe  that stricter abortion laws will result in fewer abortions.

PS Remember the statistic last week that the number one cause of death in children in the United Sates is death from guns, but, again, the GOP doesn’t want to address that because they don’t care about children once they are outside the womb.

This is Maor Luz, a 31-year-old fashion designer from Israel. A fashion designer and yet some of his best photos he’s not wearing the fashions, and I’m good with that but, Would You Hit It?