Bobservations

The other day Carlos calls me into the kitchen, and I find him standing at the refrigerator, door open, staring inside.

“What’s in that container?”

“That Tupperware container?”

“Yes. What’s in it?”

I reach around him and take it out and point to the opaque container.

“It looks like black beans, but guess what?”

“What?”

I open the container.

“Look at that! You take the lid off and you can actually see what’s inside.”

“I don’t like you.”

I then began pointing at other things in the refrigerator.

“This is milk. That’s wine. There’s some pineapple … “

Thus ended the Daily ‘What’s This’ class at Casa Bob y Carlos.

Leave it to The Great Tuxedo—Carlos hates that I call him that—to put things into a Gay Perspective ….

No one in Texas saw this coming because, well, Texas, but as the state reopened, they experienced 58 new COVID-19-related deaths—the highest single-day count since the onset of the pandemic. There aren’t enough tests … people aren’t wearing masks … they aren’t following social distancing guidelines … and the governor still reopened and now this.

Like I said, no one saw this coming.

Dr Moncef Slaoui, a former pharma executive tapped by _____ as Chief Scientist for his “Operation Warp Speed,” which aims to develop a working vaccine as fast as possible, apparently has some  155,438 stock options—worth about $10 million—in Moderna, a biotech company developing an early-stage human trial for a coronavirus vaccine.

Huh. On the upside, maybe Dr. Slaoui has a conscience because he said he will divest all his shares in Moderna.

I’ll play the wait and see game.

GOP Senate Majority Leader Mitch Bitch McConnell announced that GOP Senator Marco Rubio will serve as the acting chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee while a federal investigation into GOP Senator Richard Burr is ongoing.

Marco Rubio. Intelligence. Yeah, this Will crash and burn.

Barack and Michelle Obama's presidential and first lady portraits will not be unveiled and hung in the White House until _____  is out of office.

The long-held tradition of current presidents attending the unveiling ceremony of the portraits of their predecessors and their wives during their first term will be skipped during this presidency due to the fact that _____ is a racist hate-filled fuck who cannot stand that a black men was, is, and always will be seen as a far better president than said racist hate-filled fuck.

For his part, Obama is said to not really want to be at the White House for the ceremony if the racist hate-filled fuck is around. Do you blame him?

PS _____ has already had a sitting for his presidential portrait … which should hang in his jail cell one day.

Pastor Franklin Ndifor, a popular Cameroonian pastor who laid hands on hundreds of his supporters and “cured” them of COVID-19 has died of … COVID-19.

That’s all.

A pickup truck belonging to an anti-COVID-19-lockdown protester bore a message thought to be aimed at Colorado Governor Jared Polis, who is openly gay:

“OPEN OUR GYMS FAGGOT.”

And, as happens on social media, when the pictures surfaced it took all of a nanosecond to learn that the truck is owned by MichaelDrewer of Loveland, Colorado. Drewer was identified by a Colorado Springs Antifa group, which noted that Drewer is also fond of Confederate flag clothing, and then added:

“Not much else to say about Michael. He’s a boring and bigoted man living a sad life, whose only joy seems to come from skipping leg day, calling gay people slurs, and spreading viruses.”

Oh snap.

Maybe there is something to this Obamagate nonsense, and maybe there isn’t ... I kid, there isn't.

One thing I know for certain, is that Barack Obama didn’t sit by and do nothing while 91000+ Americans died.

Lastly, we have the delicious Brazilian model Henrique Hansmann,  He looks hot coming out of the cool water and looks dreamy in a suit …even without a shirt.

But he looks best in a tiny bathing suit strolling any beach in the world. And, as all people do, he has one flaw … he’s straight.

Still, he looks good briefly.

Oh well, a ‘mo can dream.