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Nancy Pelosi, House Speaker, responding to _____’s real-time Twitter attack on former Ukraine ambassador Marie Yovanovitch during her testimony:

“He made a mistake. He should not frivolously throw out insults, but that’s what he does. I think part of it is his own insecurity as an imposter. I think he knows full well that he’s in that office way over his head. And so he has to diminish everyone else.”

Little men, tiny penises, giant egos.

And they hate to be taken down by women!

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Laura Ingraham, Fox asshat, saying _____ cannot be impeached for bribery because the aid went through:

“Okay. Here’s the problem, yeah, of course Nancy, it’s in the Constitution, we can read. The president may be impeached for bribery, treason, or high crimes and misdemeanors. But even assuming the Democrats’ strained and ridiculous interpretation of the facts, and I do not assume them but just for the sake of their argument, attempted bribery isn’t in the Constitution. Remember, Ukraine got its military aid. It was 14 days delayed. Big deal.”

Except, Laura, you ignorant tool, the aid was only released when the story went public because the whistleblower spoke up.

Now, sit down and play dumb.

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Lisa Kennedy, Fox Business host, slammed _____ for his Tweet attacks on former U.S. ambassador to Ukraine Marie Yovanovitch:

“Should the president be tweeting at her mid-hearing? No, it makes him look like a big dumb baby. And he makes her look like a victim and if he’d just let it go, the last two days of hearings and testimony would’ve been a snoozefest.”

Not really a snoozefest because we learned what a liar and a traitor the Big Dumb Baby really is, Lisa.

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William Barr, Attorney General, defending _____’s use of executive authority in bribing the president of Ukraine for Biden dirt:

“While the president has certainly thrown out the traditional Beltway playbook and punctilio, he was up front about what he wanted to do and the people decided they wanted him to serve as president.”

Oh Billy, sit down and wait for _____ to give you a treat, and listen up:

When your Boss was inaugurated, the GOP controlled the Senate, the GOP controlled the House, the first investigation into _____’s illegal activities was opened by Republican Rod Rosenstein, with republican Robert Mueller in charge,

You lie, and we all know it.

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Pope Francis, saying politicians who rage against homosexuals, gypsies and Jews remind him of Hitler:

“It is not coincidental that at times there is a resurgence of symbols typical of Nazism. And I must confess to you that when I hear a speech (by) someone responsible for order or for a government, I think of speeches by Hitler in 1934, 1936. With the persecution of Jews, gypsies, and people with homosexual tendencies, today these actions are typical (and) represent ‘par excellence’ a culture of waste and hate. That is what was done in those days and today it is happening again.”

First off, Frankie, it’s not a “tendency” okurrrrr.

And secondly, do not even pretend to act like you might be an iota of LGBTQ+-friendly, because any man who lets children be raped by adults, and does nothing to stop it, or to punish the rapists, can simply fuck off.

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Steve Scalise, House Minority Whip, continuing to support _____ for pardoning two Army officers who were accused of war crimes because, well, wait for his asshatted response:

“I’ve heard, from our men and women in uniform for years that they felt that they were sidelined because they needed a team of attorneys before they could return fire in the battlefield. I think our troops’ morale is much higher—troops that I’ve heard from—because this has been a concern.”

Seriously, pardoning murderers boosts morale?

By that logic pardoning murderers who kill civilians should make us all feel safer.

Scalise is the dickhead Republican who was shot while playing baseball, but I guarantee he has no desire to forgive or pardon his killer, who was killed himself that same day.

Of note: _____ pardoned Army 1st Lt. Clint Lorance and Maj. Mathew Golsteyn despite concerns from Pentagon officials that the pardons could undermine the military justice system.

The military brass don’t like the idea, but asshatted Republicans love it.

More guns, more loons!

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Kenneth Starr, FOX News commentator best known for investigating Clinton administration, wondering if,  after Ambassador Sondland testified, senators would pressure _____ to resign:

“The real issue is, the senators are watching. Are senators going to now say in light of what we hear today, it’s going to be a long day even with the ambassador alone, in light of what we have heard, ‘We need to make a trip down to the White House?’ That historic example set during the Nixon presidency. From what I’ve been able to glean I don’t think that’s going to happen. But obviously what happens today could—has the potential to be a game-changer. There will be articles of impeachment, I think we’ve known that … It’s over … This is his position, we now know that the president, in fact, committed the crime of bribery … Articles of impeachment are being drawn up if they haven’t already been drawn up.”

Now, all we need is the GOP members of the House and Senate to strap on their balls, straighten their spines, put country over party AND over _____, and get this criminal out of office.

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