I Didn't say It ...

Michael Elizabeth Pence, bigot and homophobe, speaking at an event honoring National Adoption Month beaming about the _____ plan to roll back an Obama-era rule that barred taxpayer-funded adoption and foster care agencies from rejecting same-sex couples based on religious beliefs:

“Let me assure all of you that we understand the role that communities fo faith play in adoption … I couldn’t be more proud that at President _____’s direction and with the strong support of leaders across foster care, adoption, and our faith communities, we’ve taken decisive action. We’ve reversed the rule implemented in the closing days of the last administration that jeopardized the ability of faith-based providers to serve those in need by penalizing them for their deeply held religious beliefs. We will stand for the freedom of religion and we will stand with faith-based organizations to support adoption. We will stand for the freedom of religion, and we will stand with faith-based organizations to support adoption.”

Remember this one the next time you hear this deeply closeted and self-loathing homosexual tell you that he has no issue with the LGBTQ+ community .

Then tell him to Fuck off.

And tell Mother, too.

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Amy Klobuchar, presidential candidate who has no shot, says a woman with the same experience as Pete Buttigieg would not make it to the debate stage:

“Of the women on the stage—I’m focusing here on my fellow women senators, Senator Harris, Senator Warren and myself—do I think that we would be standing on that stage if we had the experience that he had? No, I don’t. Maybe we’re held to a different standard.”

Oh Amy, stop whining and finish out your run. You had a shot, Pete has a shot, but just because people seem to like him more isn’t some anti-female conspiracy. It has less to do with Pete’s gender, or sexual orientation, than it has to do with the fact that he is a decent man, a veteran, a man of faith, who has some great ideas for where to take this country. Oh, and it has to do with amount of money raised so you can be on that debate stage.

Look in a mirror; you aren’t presidential.

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Jeff Sessions, _____’s former Attorney General has launched a Senate bid in Alabama and started up by licking the hole of _____ in his first political ad:

“When I left President Trump’s cabinet, did I write a tell all book? No. Did I go on CNN and attack the President? Nope. Have I said a cross word about President Trump? Not one time. And I’ll tell you why: First, that would be dishonorable. I was there to serve his agenda, not mine. Second, the President is doing a great job for America and Alabama, and he has my strong support.”

Wait, is this the height of pathetic or what? I mean _____ fired Sessions, and called him the worst mistake in hiring he has ever made, and yet this little Keebler Elf is so desperate to be elected to office that he’ll gloss over that fact?

I’m embarrassed for him.

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Chris Hayes, MSNBC, on Jeff Sessions’ ad:

“Now, that is probably, I’m just guessing, not going to appease the president. NBC News reports it has been made clear to Sessions that _____ intends to campaign against him. According to the Washington Post, _____ has even joked to senators and White House aides that he would move to Alabama and compete against Sessions himself in the primary, which would be weird and, I guess, interesting. So now the question is, will the president go to war against perhaps the person most likely to carry the state for Republicans?”

We all know _____ holds a grudge and he’d put himself over the GOP any day, so I’d love to see him campaign against Sessions and Sessions beg to be loved.

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_____ Junior, has a new book out, and offers example of his entire family’s sense of delusion after a visit to Arlington National Cemetery the day before his father’s inauguration:

“I rarely get emotional, if ever. I guess you’d call me hyper-rational, stoic. Yet as we drove past the rows of white grave markers, in the gravity of the moment, I had a deep sense of the importance of the presidency and a love of our country … In that moment, I also thought of all the attacks we’d already suffered as a family, and about all the sacrifices we’d have to make to help my father succeed—voluntarily giving up a huge chunk of our business and all international deals to avoid the appearance that we were ‘profiting off of the office.' Frankly, it was a big sacrifice, costing us millions and millions of dollars annually … Of course, we didn’t get any credit whatsoever from the mainstream media, which now does not surprise me at all.”

Seriously? Visiting the graves of men and women who gave their lives fighting for this country, and he recalls how he and Daddy were picked on? And how much money they lost because Daddy stole an election?

There’s so much to say, but it all boils down to this …

Fuck off, little boy.

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Nikki Haley, former United Nations ambassador, in her new memoir, claiming that former Secretary of State Rex Tillerson and former White House Chief of Staff John Kelly tried to recruit her to subvert _____:

“Kelly and Tillerson confided in me that when they resisted the president, they weren’t being insubordinate, they were trying to save the country. It was their decisions, not the president’s, that were in the best interests of America, they said. The president didn’t know what he was doing.”

Let’s remember that in 2016 Haley, as governor of South Carolina, actively campaigned against _____, and even endorsed Marco Rubio for president.

Marco-effing-Rubio.

And then, when _____ came a’calling she took a job with him and became his lapdog. And she sat with Miss Lindsey—what is it with these South Carolina flip-flopping asshatted politicians and _____—drank the Kool-Aid.

Let’s also remember that rumor has it that, if he decides to run again, and doesn’t get impeached or go to jail, that _____ will dump Pence and replace him with Nikki.

That explains a lot.

She’s a typical lying pandering looking out only for herself asshat.

I’m done.

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Chris Wallace, Fox “News” anchor, on Day One of the impeachment hearings:

“William Taylor was a very impressive witness and was very damaging to the president. First of all … he took very copious notes at almost every conversation, I think very nonpolitical. He went out of his way to talk about what he knew, what he was specifically testament to. The only thing he talked about was a strong feeling that it was in the U.S. national security interests to support Ukraine in the fight against Russia. But he certainly wasn’t taking any partisan position.”

Uh oh, Chris, you better be careful lest _____ place a call to Hannity and “Judge” Jeanine and they try to beat you up in the parking lot for not toeing the line.

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Jim Jordan, GOP Congressman, who ALLEGEDLY covered up for a rapist at a university, and now covers for a rapist in the White House, ending his blathering rant about the fact that the Ukraine whistleblower wouldn’t be testifying at the impeachment hearings:

“There’s one witness, one witness that they won’t bring in front of us, they won’t bring in front of the American people, and that’s the guy who started it all, the whistleblower.”

I saw this bit, and poor Jim Jordan, of the thinning hair and whiny deliver, looked like the lapdog of a bully hoping to please his master.

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Peter Welch, Democratic Congressman, agreeing with Jordan about one witness hiding from the proceedings:

“I say to my colleague [Jim Jordan], I would be glad to have the person who started it all come in and testify. President _____ is welcome to take a seat right there.”

Snap!

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