I Ain't One To Gossip But ....

In a recent interview with Kim Kardastrophe—which she gave to her lunatic husband Kanye ‘Leviticus’ Kardastrophe for a show I believe is called Fame-Seeking Fame-Whores Chatting With Fame-Seeking Fame-Whores—Kim discussed her future plans:

“I see us living on a ranch in Wyoming, occasionally going to Palm Springs and our home in Los Angeles — and becoming a lawyer.”

She wants to move to Wyoming?

Kimmy? Need help packing?

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Remember the good old days when Cardi B feuded with Nicki Minaj and threw shoes at her? Well, Cardi has moved on from Nicki and is now doing battle with … wait for it, it’s totally Cardi … a bunch of 10-year-olds.

Cardi went on an Insta-Rant last week, shrieking:

“Not gonna let no little f **- king white boys come at me all motherf **- king day long. Motherf **- king shut the f **- k up and stay in your motherf **- king place. Go drink your motherf **- king milk, bitch. F ** k.”

Now we’ve learned that those “mother**king white boys” are four 10-year-old quadruplet brothers who post their music on their own Instagram account, and posted a “diss track” directed at Cardi two weeks ago, featuring the not-so-nice, but clearly g-rated lyrics, “You belong in a zoo” and “They could fix your teeth, but they couldn’t fix your face” and “I don’t know what’s faker: your life or your butt.”

The boys—who go by the rap names Hollywood, Slim Z, Bonez McKoy and Mr. Great—say they targeted Cardi because “she’s been a bully” to other rappers in a number of songs.

And that sent grown-assed woman Cardi B into such a frenzy that she is attacking children.

PS Cardi has a child of her own. I wonder what she’ll do about that child sassing her.

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So, about a month ago, Miley Cyrus and soon-to-be ex-husband Liam Hemsworth called it quits.

And ALLEGEDLY it was due to Miley cheating on Liam with Brody Jenner’s girlfriend Kaitlynn Carter.

And because that hurt her ego so much, to be accused of being a cheater, Miley took to social media to claim she wasn’t a cheater and she didn’t cheat with Kaitlynn Carter and y’all need to shut up.

This week Kaitlynn and Miley have moved in together. Uh huh.

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That whole Jussie Smollett being attacked by MAGA hat wearing white supremacists story will just not die, and this latest bit is the craziest part yet.

If you remember, Smollett was accused by police of staging the racist hate crime for attention, and he was charged for faking it until all the charges were mysteriously dropped. Then the City of Chicago then demanded Smollett pay back the $130,000 for what was spent on police overtime and other costs while investigating the made-up crime; Smollett refused and so the city is suing him.

And, this is the crazy part, in an effort to keep Smollett from paying back what he cost the city of Chicago, his legal team—Jacoby and Meyers?—is actually blaming the extra costs on the police department themselves because … because … that had the nerve to investigate the false story in the first place.

Uh huh. Smollett’s lawyer, one William J. Quinlan, is trying to convince the court that it isn’t Smollett’s responsibility to pay for anything because if the cops didn’t believe him they should have just let it go.

Quinlan also claims that although Smollett maintains the attack was real when he filed the report, and he had no idea that the police would spend so much of their time and resources to find his ALLEGED attackers and for that reason alone he shouldn’t have to pay back a dime.

Jussie? Honey? Your career is over. You will, rightly or wrongly, for the rest of your life be thought of as the man who cried Hate Crime when two people he knew beat him up on the street.

Just pay back the money, go get a job in strip mall somewhere, and be quiet. Please.

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Wendy Williams has had a messy few years, what with her own substance abuse issues; her husband cheating on her; denying to anyone and everyone that her husband was a cheater; her husband buying a house for his side-piece right down the street from the one he shared with Williams; the mistress having her husband’s baby.

But now Williams wants y’all to believe that she had a plan this whole time.

Appearing on The View, Williams says she always knew her husband, Kevin Hunter, was cheating on her with Sharina Hudson and yet says she chose to stay with him:

“I’m not a selfish mom. I’m a very plot-ative individual. Like I will plot on you. That’s why I’m going into Season 11 and he’s changing Pampers.”

Williams ALLEGES that stayed with Hunter because of their son, Kevin Hunter Jr., despite the fact that her friends begged her to leave:

“So I said, ‘No, no, no, no, no. I will stay here. I will make sure his braces get tightened properly … I will drive him to the SAT prep courses. I will help him do his essays for college, and now he goes to college in Miami.”

Funny, she could have done all that and still kicked her adulterous husband to the curb; lots of women do. And, to hear some tell it, she’s still knee deep in the messiness.

Late in 2018,Williams appeared drunk on her own show, slurring her words, and later blamed that mess on painkillers  she took after fracturing her shoulder.

And, Williams claims she was already sober—clearing meaning that at some time before she was not sober—when she entered a sober-living facility earlier this year; and she ALLEGES she was just using the place for a little time away; I guess all the hotels in New York were booked?

But a source claims Williams was, and still is, abusing alcohol, claiming Williams left the sober-living facility to get drunk after Hudson gave birth, and that she has recently gone into rehab in Florida for her issues.

Here’s the deal Wendy … you’ve spent the better part of two years denying your husband was cheating and then suddenly you want us all to believe you had a plan to stay with him until your eighteen-year-old son passed his SATs before you filed for divorce?

I believe that as much as I believe sober living facilities are a place to unwind, and appearing drunk in public is because of too much aspirin.

Take a seat …a good long seat.

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