A Dip In The Shallow End

Well, the Winter Olympics are upon us and while the men wear a lot more clothing than they do at the Summer games, there is still some eye candy to be had; like ....

Pita Taufatofua, the glistening Tongan athlete from the Rio games is in PyeongChang, still glistening during the opening ceremonies and set to compete as a cross-country skier.

Alex Pietrangelo is a hockey player from Canada; he looks sweet, but I bet he's a devil ... on the ice.

Andrew Poje, also from Canada and on the ice, as an ice dancer, is just adorable. He could spin me round, right round, bay, like a record, right round.

Chas Guldemond is an American snowboarder and so hot he could melt the slopes.

Evan Weinstock is an American bobsledder... bobsledder. Somehow that peaks my interest.

Javier Fernández, a figure skater from Spain, just smolders.

Joel Fearon, another bobsledder, this time from England, and he is as cute as can be.

Lou Moreira, yes, another bobsledder from America, with pecs for days. Hold me.

Martin Fourcade is from France and competes in the Biathlon, a sport I don't get … skiing and guns? Still, he's hot ....

Stale Sandbech is a Norwegian snowboarder, and from the looks of him I'd be anything but snow bored. Sorry about that ...

Okay ... another bobsledder ... Steve Langton, on Team USA and built like a brick ... bobsledder.

Sven Kramer is a speed skater from The Netherlands and has thighs of steel. Don't ask me how I know

Sven Thorgren is a Swedish snowboarder and so sexy. Yum.

And finally, Gus Kenworthy, American Freestyle Skier, and openly gay nekkid boy.

Just sayin'.