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Once again the media and our elected officials are offering their thoughts and prayers for dead Americans.

But remember, if we left six-year-olds get gunned down at school and do nothing about gun control, what makes anyone think we’ll do something about 15-year-olds who get slaughtered.

It’s not the American way.

PS As a reminder Florida Senator Marco Rubio has taken more than $3 million from the NRA; that averages out to just under $200,000 for every kid murdered in his state yesterday.

I hope it was worth it.

Blister Palin. Remember her? The girl who preached abstinence … got knocked up … had a baby out of wedlock … met another guy … had another baby out of wedlock …. married the father of that child …had another child …and is now divorcing? Yeah, her; but this isn’t about Blister hypocrisy, really … Blister is adding her two cents, which she can ill afford to spend, into the Mike Pence Adam Rippon story.

Remember Adam, an openly gay man, who said he wouldn’t meet with Mike Pence as an Olympian because of Pence’s longstanding hatred of anything and everything and everyone gay? Well, Blister took to her blog to write:

“The cool thing for athletes to do now, apparently, is to snub any invitations to the White House in order to take a stand against the Donald ______ administration. The most recent snub comes from an Olympic figure skater named Adam Rippon. Rippon is one of the first openly gay figure skaters to qualify for the Winter Olympics.”

No, Blister the cool thing is to stand up for yourself, to stand against homophobia, to stand up against liars and hypocrites be they Palin or Pence. Get with the program, Blister, you illiterate hypocritical backwoods uneducated moronic tool; Adam Rippon, a gay man, does not want to stand in line to shake the hand of a homophobe. Is that so hard to believe, you dumb bitch?

Seriously. You’re, once again, a single parent, with no prospects, no job, nothing going for you, but that Wasilla Hillbilly name and you think you can come for Adam Rippon?

You can’t. Take a seat and let the grownups talk.

Pastor George Nelson Gregory swears, swears I tell you, that he has an explanation for the man who was found completely naked and tied up in the front seat of his car: 

“I was counseling a young man with a drug problem.”

Gregory was hit with a criminal complaint of lewdness and indecent exposure for the incident after police were summoned by a resident who saw a man emerge naked from Gregory’s vehicle.

 “I have nothing to hide. I did nothing wrong.”

Gregory says the man did take off all his clothes and proposition, but he did nothing wrong.

Okurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ………..

It looks like the Fat Bastard can’t read, because _____ prefers his daily briefings read to him. Seriously. Does he get his diaper changed at the same time?

Leave it to a Republican and especially one with her lips pressed firmly to Fat Bastard sphincter, but Fox Hack Jeanine Pirro found an unusual target for the White House spousal abuse scandal surrounding former Trump aide Rob Porter … President Barack Obama.

“You want to stop a four-star general who is running the White House, who believes in chain of command, who makes a decision within 40 minutes, because you hate President _____? Find another scapegoat. You might want to look at the last president.”

Pirro offered no explanation for her stupidity but then, yeah, Fox News.

I guess it’s too much trouble to investigate a story …or use Spell Check … because that’s a real screenshot of a news channel that confused the site of the Winter Olympics—PyeongChang—with a Chinese restaurant.

Seriously.

Our National Keebler Elf, Attorney General Jeff Sessions, seems to think that one way to stem the opioid epidemic in this country is for people in pain to take aspirin:

 “I am operating on the assumption that this country prescribes too many opioids. People need to take some aspirin sometimes.”

He then cited White House Chief of Staff, John Kelly, who refused opioids after a minor surgery:

“He goes, ‘I’m not taking any drugs. But, I mean, a lot of people—you can get through these things.”

So, remember: car accident … broken back … heart surgery …aspirin. Jeff Sessions said so.

Jake Atlas, professional wrestler, has just come out as gay:

“In July 2015, I [told]my trainer that I would win the Rookie of the Year award.  … The award itself, of course, but the journey to achieving it is what I am most proud of. The commitment, sacrifice, and dedication to reach a goal I set out for myself proves that with hard work, it’s what you put out that determines what you receive. … Last, I am proud to fulfill my promise of coming out publicly about my sexuality to be a voice for those that struggle with this issue like I have for many, many years; to be a voice that reminds everyone in the same shoes that there is nothing you cannot achieve.”

Congrats Jake, and please accept as our gift to you a copy of The Gay Agenda and the Official Coming Out Toaster Oven. But then …

Australian pro boxer and former rugby player Anthony Mundine, in an exit interview for the reality show I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here, was asked about his homophobia and replied:

“If we were to live in a society, just like in Aboriginal culture, that homosexuality is forbidden and you do it and the consequences are capital punishment or death, you think you are going to do it? Or think twice about doing it?”

He took that further, if one can go further than killing the gays, to say gay people shouldn’t be allowed on TV because it would indoctrinate children:

“They are not going to be happy until they have primary school kids being gay. I talk the truth. It is the system. I don’t care if you are gay or not, it doesn’t worry me because the creator will judge you later. If you are going to be gay, do it behind closed doors, that is how it used to be in the olden days.”

I don’t care if you’re gay or not, but you shouldn’t be on TV because you’ll turn kids gay; by that logic, Mundine watched a lot of ignorant TV as a child; but then …

Hurley Haywood, professional race car driver, has come out as gay as a new autobiography, Hurley: From the Beginning, hits shelves. Hurley decided to come out after being interviewed by a high school senior who was also gay, and confessed to Haywood that he was having a tough time, saying:

“I have been bullied my entire life. Every morning when I wake up, I think about suicide. I have absolutely no respect for myself.”

Haywood gave the student some advice and the interview went on. A few years later, the student’s mother called Haywood and said:

“You don’t know me, but you gave my son an interview about racing, and you saved my son’s life.”

And that’s when he decided to come out himself:

 “Hearing from that mother — well, it was very emotional. And I thought, if my voice is strong enough to help one kid, it might help two kids, or five or a hundred.”

Proof that it is never to late to be tour own true self, and it’s never too late to help someone along their path.

Naturally, a copy of The Gay Agenda and the Official Coming Out Toaster Oven are on their way to Haywood right now.

Sean Hannity, Fox News hack and _____ butt-boy, has claimed in the past that President Barack Obama was not born in this country, that he was in cahoots with the entire “liberal media,” and that under his watch, a Democratic National Committee staffer was killed because he supposedly gave emails to WikiLeaks. And now he’s saying that there are “secret sperm cells” in Obama’s official portrait:

“Controversy surrounding Kehinde Wiley’s wildly non-traditional portrait of the commander-in-chief broke out within minutes of its unveiling, with industry insiders claiming the artist secretly inserted his trademark technique — concealing images of sperm within his paintings.”

Except, you know, Hannity, Fox News, lies, and instantly removing the Tweets and any talk of “sperm cells” from his social media.

I don’t want to see anyone killed but …

At the Kruger National Park in South Africa this week a suspected poacher—name being withheld—was mauled to death and eaten by a pack of lions:

"It seems the victim was poaching in the game park when he was attacked and killed by lions. They ate his body, nearly all of it, and just left his head and some remains."—Limpopo police spokesman Moatshe Ngoepe.

Sorry; not sorry.

I am sorry that when I compiled my list of hot athletes at the Winter Olympics, I missed another bobsledder in USA athlete Hakeem Abdul-Saboor.

He could sled me any day of the week, and it would be Olympic!