Hillary Clinton, encouraging women to keep resisting:
“We need strong women to step up and speak out. We need you to dare greatly and lead boldly. So please, set an example for every women and girl out there who’s worried about what the future holds and wonders whether our rights, opportunities and values will endure. And remember, you are the heroes, the history makers, the glass ceiling breakers of the future. As I’ve said before, I’ll say again. Never doubt that you are valuable, and powerful and deserving of every chance and opportunity in the world.”
She persists.
They persist.
We persist.
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Kristen Stewart, actress, on SNL responding to the eleven times that Donald _____—before he was president—Tweeted about her and her love life, saying she cheated “like a dog’::
“Four years ago, I was dating this guy named Rob and we broke up and then we got back together and for some reason it made Donald Trump go insane. So, yeah that’s crazy, right? The president is not a huge fan of me, but that is so OK, and Donald, if you didn’t like me then, you’re really probably not going to like me now, ’cause I’m hosting SNL and I’m, like, so gay, dude.”
I don’t much care for Stewart as an actor, but I gotta say, I loved that she said this, and showed what a tool _____ can be, whether private citizen or President-for-Now.
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VoteVets, in a new ad about _____:
“President Trump, I hear you watch the morning shows. Here’s what I do every morning. Look, you lost the popular vote. You’re having trouble drawing a crowd, and your approval rating keeps sinking. But kicking thousands of my fellow veterans off their health insurance by killing the Affordable Care Act. And banning Muslims won’t help. That’s not the America I sacrificed for. You wanna be a legitimate president sir? Then act like one.”
What else is there to say?
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Kellyanne Conway, _____’s Propaganda Minister, whining that the media, and the public, called her a liar:
“They’re masterminds, I had said that before. I should have said plot or I should have just called them terrorists. … I clarified immediately. I should have said terrorists and not massacre. I’m sure it will live on for a week. I misspoke one word. The corrections in the newspapers that are attacking me are three paragraphs long every day.”
Um, because you lied. You work in a place where the information, the correct information, is at hand, and you went out and blatantly lied about an event that never happened and you want anyone to feel bad for you?
Oh hell no. And then, when the Propaganda Minister was asked if the White House should be forgiving of mistakes by journalists, she had the nerve to say:
“That is not what the president means when he says fake news on his Twitter. He is talking about things that are invented and just inaccurate."
Like the Bowling Green Massacre, you liar?
PS In that photo up there, she's wiping the bull shit from her mouth.
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President _____, speaking to the U.S. Central Command about how the media is intentionally covering up reports of terrorist attacks:
“You’ve seen what happened in Paris, and Nice. All over Europe, it’s happening. It’s gotten to a point where it’s not even being reported. And in many cases the very, very dishonest press doesn’t want to report it. They have their reasons, and you understand that.”
The comment is just a piggyback of what the Minister of Propaganda said about that non-existent Bowling Green Massacre that the press never covered.
Um, well, it did go unreported because it never happened, but why let a little lie stop _____ from pushing his Hate Agenda, er, the Hate Agenda of President Bannon, I mean.
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Jake Tapper, dueling with Minister of Propaganda, Kellyanne Conway, over _____’s lie that the media doesn’t cover terror attacks:
“He was saying the media does not cover these stories because we don’t want to cover them because we have some agenda. That’s what he was suggesting and it’s offensive given the fact that CNN and other media organizations have reporters in danger right now in war zones covering ISIS and I just don’t understand how the president can make an attack like that.”
And these reporters are in harm’s way while Hair Furor and Minister of Propaganda sit in their cozy houses and lie lie lie.
Jake Tapper, continuing:
“While we’re on the subject of not addressing a terrorist attack, I want to ask you, in Quebec City last week, a white right-wing terrorist opened fire on a mosque filled with men, women and children. Six people were killed. President _____ hasn’t tweeted one thing about this. Why hasn’t he offered sympathy to the neighbors in the north?”
Um, simple, it was a white man killing Muslims. Nothing wrong with that in a _____ White House.
Kellyanne Conway, Minister of Propaganda, in response:
“He is very sympathetic to any loss of life. It is completely senseless and it needs to stop regardless of who is lodging the attack. We, of course, are very sad about loss of life here. And he is talking about trying to stop terrorism and people who want to do harm to this country. I’m sure in the case of our neighbors to the north, I’m glad that the prime minister of Canada is coming here… next week. Excuse me. I’m sure they’ll talk about that if he’s coming soon, as I understand. The fact is he — I will ask him, he doesn’t tweet about everything.
Unless it’s Alec Baldwin, SNL, Melissa McCarthy, Meryl Streep, Hamilton, Nordstrom ... all of those get his immediate attention, but a group of people murdered while praying, by a white man who supports a _____ agenda, goes unnoticed by hair Furor.
Jake Tapper, not giving up:
“[But] he tweeted when there was an attack at the Louvre museum when nobody was killed. I don’t understand why he wouldn’t tweet when six Canadian citizens were murdered except for the fact that the undercover document that the White House distributed the other day ... did not mention any attacks other than those committed by Muslim terrorists ... [R]adical Islamic terrorism is a big problem, but there are all sorts of kinds of horrific terrorism that take place. We saw some of that in South Carolina recently, and I guess the question is are these victims any less dead than the ones killed by Islamic radical terrorists?”
Not to _____ and his band of White Nationalists Supremacists.
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Jake Tapper :-)
ReplyDeleteYay, Kristen Stewart!
ReplyDeleteYO to homeboy jake tapper!
ReplyDeleteand double YO YO to hillary and kristen and votevets!
SCREW YOU to smellyanne cuntway and donald dump!
Is there any sane reason for following this presidumps twitter feed?
ReplyDeleteI loved the Melissa McCarthy take off, how comedy should be
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