Onto another kind of race, RuPaul’s Drag Race:
This week’s Mini-Challenge was to create “Twerks of Art” and the ladies did so by covering their bodies in paint and rolling all over a giant canvas. It was all kinds of creepy and icky and gooey. Let’s move on …
The Main Challenge began with the queens being teamed up with biologically female brides for a wedding makeover but then came the twist; the queens wouldn’t be making over the women as pretty little brides, they’d be making over the husbands into pretty not-so-little brides.
Let’s dish:
Bianca Del Rio was the week’s big winner. First, she won the ‘Twerk of Art’ mini-challenge, though I’m sure she’ll forget to add that to her resume. But her ‘bride’ was by far the best of the bunch, and she totally rocked the Mother of the Bride runway look. She and her drag daughter actually looked alike on the runway and matched in wedding dress and Mother of the Bride couture. Plus, Bianca is an all out riot, and so quick with the comebacks: "Don't call me mommy in public."
BenDeLaCreme is also coming on strong. And she really played up the Mother of the Bride act, and also created a unique march down the aisle. I am still Team BenDeLa, but I am leaning toward Team Bianca, too.
Courtney Act is pretty; Courtney Act looked better than her bride. Not good for the Mother of the Bride to wear a sexy, nearly see-thru number while her drag daughter basically wore window dressing and a sheet.
Darienne Lake got the tough challenge: Goth Wedding. But she pulled it off somewhat, at least with her drag daughter who seemed ready to try out for next season’s Drag Race, But Darienne completely missed the Goth Mother of the Bride mark so points off for that.
Adore Delano, I do not adore. She can’t sew, and she apparently can’t apply make-up, either to herself or anyone else. This was a mess from the get-go and looked more like In Bred Cousin F**Ker Wedding than anything else; bad wigs—even her drag daughter questioned the style level of the hair—and bad gowns and bad makeup.
Joslyn Fox got the uncomfortable groom who was a professional, or semi-professional, basketball player who cared only about what his teammates night think when they saw him in a dress. Honey, why go on a show called ‘Drag Race’ if you worried about being seen in drag. And then, puking on the runway? How Willem of you.
Lip Sync For Your Life: Adore v Joslyn. And it was no contest. I couldn’t have cared less which queen went home but watching Joslyn out-of-sync-lip-sync was painful. Adore really mopped the floor with her and Joslyn took her drag on home.
What did YOU think?
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ReplyDeleteRuPaul. When Youngest was in pre-school we had a big daytime Halloween party here. One of the activities was to paint a large mural of a Halloween scene that we would put up as one of our decorations on Halloween night. I put out a long piece of paper and all the paint and when I came back.... Youngest and two of his buddies had turned it into a big painted slip and slide. Everybody went into their respective tubs. They were very colorful. :-)
ReplyDeleteSomeone in Adore Delano’s camp must have incriminating pictures of Ru or one of the producers for her to still be on the show. I can only take so many minutes in a row of that talk-without-moving-your-mouth babble that Adore tosses around to spice up her foul language without hitting Fast Forward. What I really cannot understand, however, is why Darienne Lake is still in the competition. That queen has only one look and she’s so mean! I want her gone!
ReplyDeleteFirst, I can't believe George W. Bush's latest moronic statement. He's even more stupid than I gave him credit for.
ReplyDeleteAs for that last photo of Matt Bomer... You were talking about your fantasies and then said "excuse me..." Where'd you go???
Don't even get me started on the men of once upon a time!!!!!!!!!! Drag race- more certain than ever it will be 1-Bianca 2-Ben, 3- Courtney. Still don't like Darienne. Appalled by judges that she is still there. If she makes top four like Lattrice, who was wayyyyyy more put together, I'm done! One of those bitches better send her packing next week.
ReplyDeleteWait, Jodie Foster wasn't out? I didn't think she made any secret of her orientation.
ReplyDeleteAnd you go, people of Latta, SC!
And fuck George W. Bush. Just fuck that guy. I've seen Bronies who have more dignity.
@Mitchell
ReplyDeleteI went, um, away for a second.
@Prof Chaos
Jodie was always kinda out, but she made it more official at the Globes last year.
Why is William Shatner in that top picture? : )
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