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The other day Carlos and I were driving through town on a rather narrow road and a guy parked at the curb flung his door open, causing me to swerve to avoid hitting his car. Naturally, I shouted, “Close your door
dumbass,” and Carlos said: “My door isn’t open.” He makes me smile. |
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This Tuxedo Says is from October 2020 … when Tuxedo was been learning to translate English to cat …  |
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Not to brag, but it seems like everyone in our neighborhood wants to be like us. We're having some painting done at the casa and everyone is rushing over to try and hire the painter to do their home.  |
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Last week a 69-year-old man known his entire life as Robert
walked out onto a balcony and self-identified as Leo and the entire world
instantly began calling him Leo. See how easy it is to accept, and respect, how a person
identifies. Oh, and he was wearing a dress.* *as seen on Facebook |
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All those so-called conservative Republicans who have no
problem with The Felon accepting a $400,000,000 airplane from Qatar keep
pointing out that in 1886 President Grover Cleveland accepted the Statue of Liberty
from France. But, unlike The Felon who will use the plane while in office
and then keep it as his personal property, Cleveland was authorized by Congress
to accept the gift and, big surprise, when he left office, he didn’t take Lady
Liberty to his home and set her up by the pool. |
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On his blog the other night, YorkshirePudding,
contemplated rap artists and their stage names versus their real names,
concluding that Yorkshire Pudding was his own rap or hip-hop name and adding …
Yes, I am RabbleRouserFU … if you had a rap name, what
would it be?? |
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Emmanuel Alli is a chartered physiotherapist and model, and while I don’t get that, I do need to ask: Would You Hit It?  |
RabblerouserFU is so perfect for you!
ReplyDeleteI kinda like it, too!
DeleteOh rabblerouserFU, that Carlos story was funny...he can't win! But the Tuxedo flash back was the mic drop.
ReplyDeletePainter? I thought with those cakes he was your baker?
I swear just when you think Republicans can't get any more stupid...they prove us wrong. I swear there is nothing up there. Shake them and I bet they sound like a maraca.
Funny how something Tuxedo said five years ago is still as relevant today.
DeleteMy painter IS my baker!
I'd love to shake most of the GOP!!!
The door is cute. What's rap????
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Delete"… if you had a rap name, what would it be??" Mmm...let me think! Oh, I know - Yorkshire Pudding! I am glad that your rap name is getting approval. Before going out on the road, rabblerouserFU needs a bunch of fake gold neck chains and an oversized baseball cap with the peak at the back. Also - no smiling at the camera - you gotta look mean!
ReplyDeleteOh, I can look mean! 😡😡😡
DeleteI was staggered to discover that those ghastly and totally unsafe Cybertrucks are 6 foot across. It's bad enough trying to park with a normal car, let alone a giant waste of money.
ReplyDeleteThey're a joke ...a fire hazard joke.
DeleteI hope that painter doesn't drip paint on himself or he will be inundated with offers to help him clean up. No rapper name for me.
ReplyDeleteI'd help sponge him off.
Delete🥺 Poor abused Carlos. He figures every time you raise your voice, you're yelling at him. But, he's also found the best way to troll you...calmly say sumthin' dumb and you'll stop. 😘 Kinda like when long-time partners aren't listening, but keep nodding and saying "uh-huh, uh-huh." 🤭
ReplyDelete✈️ Trump and the jumbo jet story...the best argument for not taking it is in Forbes magazine.* It's just an albatross that Qatar hasn't been able to sell or dump elsewhere. Trump claims to hate suckers and losers, but that's what he is if Qatar successfully gets something valuable for this piece of shit!
😻 On the other hand, Tuxedo Rockkks! 😹🤘
* https://www.forbes.com/sites/jeremybogaisky/2025/05/14/qatar-747-trump/?cdlcid=5d16704a1802c8c524c247ae§ion=
Carlos is known for not closing his door all the way and then the car reminds him that "Your door is ajar." And so every open door is his doing, or so he thinks!
DeleteI think when he realizes the jet wasn't built FOR him but was pushed around like a second hand toy for the last several years he may feel differently ... or not because he's so effing stupid.
Constitution is too old for The Felon. LOLOLOL.
ReplyDeleteOh, btw - I'd hire that painter too. I might even scuff up a few walls on purpose!
Keep scuffing and he'll become a full-time employee!
DeletePerhaps GrouchyG'ma? I'm not a rap fan so I don't know is that would fit.
ReplyDeleteOne hopes the gift of the jumbo jet is what causes IQ45 to crash and burn. I understand, even MAGAt's are freaking out about it.
Well, since he promised them the world and cheap eggs and all they got was him bragging about his golden jet maybe they're waking up from their stupidity.
DeleteWould I be correct in assuming “Dumbass” is one of your pet names for Carlos, otherwise he’d not have responded, LOL. I’m hoping that Qatar plane is a Trojan Horse — preprogrammed to whisk him out of our lives or go boom in midflight.
ReplyDeleteI don't think I have ever called him a dumbass but I do call idiot drivers dumbasses all the time!
DeleteHahaha
ReplyDeleteRabblerouser4U is perf. Now, you'll have to adopt a color. Purple is already taken.
And I'd be XXXSmooth, a.k.a. ScammerMalice. Don't even ask how I came up with that one LOL.
And that painter should come and see me sometime. My parlour needs a once over...
XOXO
I do like a nice forest green ... ?
DeleteAnd by "parlour" you mean ... ?
the dog's mother
ReplyDelete(Carlos) ITuxedo)
xoxo :-)
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I need your painter...RIGHT NOW!!!
ReplyDeleteWill Jay
Get in line .... 😁
DeleteToothless Granny 69 here. Obviously, rap isn't my thing I'm a Jones though, I need that painter so that my neighbors can keep up with me.
ReplyDeleteI'm no rap fellow either but I do like the name provided for me!
DeleteThe painted does have all the neighbors kerfuffled.
Alli is ok, so yes. He has the usual model scowl. People can look so different when they smile.
ReplyDeleteEven scowling I find him handsome.
DeleteHow do we contact the painter?
ReplyDeleteYou ARE rabblerouserFU! I have no clue what my name would be. But you have created some hilarious ones here. Carlos sure is used to you calling him dumbass. Didn’t even react to that. I’d be happy to help Emmanuel Alli hold his legs up if he wants.
ReplyDeleteFor people who don't know me who read your post, I hasten to point out that Olga is my dog. LOL
ReplyDeleteI don't see how anyone could seriously compare the Statue of Liberty to a private jet. That's just spin.