Okay, so I don’t wanna brag, but the other day at work people were talking about Two-and-a-Half Men — and I was wondering why — when I realized that I have never seen one single episode, either Sheen or post-Sheen.
I felt better about myself after that.
Over there to Alabama, a state Senate committee has approved a bill to take Alabama probate judges out of the wedding license business following that pesky Supreme Court ruling legalizing gay marriage.
The Senate Finance and Taxation General Fund Committee approved the bill to do away with state-issued marriage licenses, and saying that now people who wish to marry will file marriage contracts at probate offices.
Seriously, you’re all still so pissy about same-sex marriage that you’re gonna change all marriages to being civil contracts.
Grow up asshats.
In this week’s Hot Men section, we have [clockwise from top left] Simon Kassianides, who appeared on this week’s episode of the highly improbable and highly badly edited Zoo, playing a hot French man in a nice snug pair of Jeans. Yum.
We have 18-year-old — and he’s so young I feel kinda pervy — So You Think You Can Dance contestant Derek Piquette. But he does have gorgeous eyes and a beautiful smile, so, well, yeah, still kinda pervy of me.
So, let's skip along to Rene Rosado guesting on Major Crimes, and y’all know how I feel about the Hispanic men, so, um, yeah, feeling less pervy.
And lastly, we found Martin Cummins on that other highly improbable and highly badly and written show The Whispers, playing the President of the United Sates. Now, since I’m feeling kinda pervy, let’s just say that I would “Lewinsky” that.