Friday, June 26, 2015

The Daily Hypocrite: The Abstinence Spokeswoman Is Pregnant ... And Unwed ... Again!

I kinda wish that Blister Palin had taken some of the $262,000 she was paid by the Candies Foundation to be their Abstinence Ambassador and purchased a dictionary so she could look up the word “abstinence.”

Yes, it’s true y’all, America’s most infamous unwed mother, and holy rolling self entitled, media whoring, and apparently man whoring, lying religious hypocrite is pregnant again … a month after she called off her wedding to Dakota Meyer, the guy who forgot to tell her he’d been married before.

And, of course Blister, who tried to make herself famous by selling herself, and her first child, to each and every reality show out there, has asked us to give her some privacy. Wrong! You put yourself out there, hon, and you held yourself up to be the Christian role model, a paragon of virtue, for all young girls, and yet you can’t even keep your legs closed.
“I know this has been, and will be, a huge disappointment to my family, to my close friends, and to many of you. But please respect Tripp’s and my privacy during this time. I do not want any lectures and I do not want any sympathy.” — Blister Palin
Oh, honey, you don’t get sympathy the second time you find yourself unwed and pregnant, especially at your age. I mean, surely you knew that by letting your boyfriend — or whomever it was that impregnated you, because you aren’t saying — insert his 'Tab A' into your 'Slot B' might result in pregnancy, right? I mean, you learned that lesson … right? 

Perhaps, perhaps, when you got knocked up the first time in your teens we might have felt some sympathy for you, but then you went and said you got knocked up because you were drunk. Underage drinking leads to unwed motherhood, should ‘a been your tagline for your Candies gig, except you never learned the lesson.

And let’s talk hypocrisy, like a couple of weeks ago when you went after Miley Cyrus for her thoughts on Christianity — something she’s allowed to do in this country — and you held up your Christian faith as the greatest thing ever, even though you knew at that time that you were pregnant by the man you broke up with a few weeks before the wedding.

The hypocrite child doesn’t fall far from the hypocrite mother.

And, to be clear, she is a lying hypocrite, because she was paid to be on The Oprah Show a few years back and she swore to Oprah—which, to some, is almost like swearing to God—that she would never do the nasty again. See, Blister had been paid to do an interview with In Touch magazine and told them that she was “not going to have sex until I’m married. I can guarantee it.”

Oprah then wondered if it was a realistic goal.
“It’s a realistic goal for myself.” — Blister Palin
Hmmm, not so much. Then there was the ad she made — for which she was also paid, remember — with MTV man-whore Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino in which she told girls to abstain from sex until marriage:
“I know you’re all about that abstinence thing, but come on, B-Palin, are you serious? You’re not gonna hook up before you’re married? For real?” — The Situation
“For real.” — Blister
So, yeah, here’s the girl who made history being the knocked-up-unwed-teenage-daughter of a Vice Presidential candidate, who then went on to make hundreds of thousands of dollars telling young girls that abstinence is the only way, swearing to God and Oprah that she would never ever have pre-marital sex gain, and now she’s pregnant, and unmarried, and possibly trying to shop around that story to any network that wants to air hypocrites and liars preaching the gospel.

I imagine she’s on the phone with TLC now.

9 comments:

the dogs' mother said...

Hmmm. Note she did not
mention who the father is...

Susan said...

I can imagine she doesn't want any lectures. Probably couldn't understand them, anyway. Obviously the concept of contraception of any kind is far beyond her pea-sized brain. Certainly no pity for her. I pity the child, though.

anne marie in philly said...

lying little sack o shit just like her mother.

BloggerJoe said...

I'm not one for conspiracy theories and all, but I can see a huge one running rampant here.

Daniel said...

I would guess she was on the phone to TLC (The Lying Channel AKA The Lusting Channel AKA The Loser Channel) five minutes after the pregnancy test came back positive. Maybe the reason Mama Bear left False News is so that she would be free to co-star in Bristol's next sell-a-bration.

Damien would tell me I am being unkind, and he would be oh, so right.

Professor Chaos said...

I'm sure she'll find some way to make money off of this. Another ghost-written book or some terrible reality show, there's always wingnut welfare for the Palin family.

Raybeard said...

If I was less caring I'd be saying "Can't she have an abortion?". But, of course, that would give so many of her 'supporters' (I suppose she must still have some?) heart failure, and we wouldn't like that, would we? Besides, as Prof C says above, having the child would ensure she'd get a few more bucks out of it, so we really DO understand.

Helen Lashbrook said...

It's not that she's had two children by two fathers, that can happen to any woman if she's not careful.....it's the hypocrisy of her and her family that is so unedifying. All these Christian values go for naught in the face of passion; Mama GB must be so disappointed that Palin and her Bristols got into bed unwed.

Blobby said...

HEY! - she said NO lectures!!!!!!! : )

What everyone seems to be missing in this whole thing: her called off wedding just a few weeks ago.

Me thinks Slutbag Palin spread false information about her groom-to-be and his alleged marital status, when in truth, she had spread her legs and got knocked up.....and probably for someone who was not her fiancé.

But no. No one is talking about that or asking her those questions.