… that people don’t understand that they shouldn’t be rude to me as my rude will out-rude your rude and I will make you cry. … that I don’t know how some people can fake their feelings. I can’t even fake a Hello to someone I don’t like. … that I love a piping hot cup of coffee on a cold morning because it warms up the evil in me. … that since they say that age comes from wisdom, I tell people I don’t have wrinkles, I have wise cracks. … that with age comes the ability not to give a rat’s ass. … that I always tell people different stories about my life, so that when they gossip me they all start to argue. … that I am not as unhinged as I could be and y’all should be grateful for that. … that most people are scared to say stuff, but I’m not and that’s why only three people like me. |
I have wise cracks, too, and am rather proud of them.
ReplyDeleteThat was my favorite too.
DeleteHmmm, seems like most of these are age-related, and I don’t give a rat’s ass about ‘em, as I get less fake and more cranky as I get older! 🤪
ReplyDelete👵 I'd rather be proud of my wise cracks than to have the stoopid cracks I see on the faces of others!! And, I ain't just unhinged; that door fell off years ago!! 🤪
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