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… that my friends need to
know if I don’t answer the phone, do not re-call me because I will re-not
answer. … that I’m at that age where
my mind believes I’m 29, while my humor suggests I’m 12, and my body possibly
died during the Civil War? … that no one understands
that giving a fuck doesn’t go with my outfit? … that when I pass away I
need all my friends to sleep at the graveyard because y’all can’t leave me
alone all night with people I don’t know. … that I have a “Why am I
like this” moment at least six times a day? … that every time I have a
work dream I wake up in the morning and call out because I’m not working twice
in the same day. |
Saturday, May 18, 2024
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I never have a "why am I like this?" moment because I already know.
ReplyDeleteI know but that doesn't mean I can't have a moment.
DeleteGood ones!
ReplyDelete👍🏼
DeleteI still have work dreams and I don’t even work! And 29, 12, Civil War is right.
ReplyDeleteAnd there we are; brothers from other mothers!
DeleteI definitely have "why am I like this?" moments.
ReplyDeleteI think we all do; we're more alike than we realize.
Deletethe dog's mother
ReplyDeleteak! work dreams!
xoxo :-)
I have those every now and again.
DeleteAk, is right.
xoxo
LOL!!!!! I love that too when people call, you don't answer for whatever reason, and they call back right away. That's what voice mail is for. sigh.
ReplyDeleteI literally look at my phone when they call back and say to the air, "I didn't answer before, why would I answer now?"
DeleteI'm envisioning your friends lined up in sleeping bags around your gravesite.
ReplyDeleteI'm 5 years post retirement and I still, occasionally, have work dreams. They're always rather irritating. Perhaps I should put in a claim for payment.
I think a few of my friends would camp at my gravesite, but luckily I ain't going in the ground!
DeleteI am shocked at how fast I am forgetting work.
ReplyDeleteLucky!
DeleteHow many nights would your friends have to sleep at the graveyard before you've made new friends there?
ReplyDeleteMy mind thinks I am 37 while my body just laughs and says no way.
Well, I will not be buried so there really is no graveyard sleepover; my friends have dodged that bullet!
DeleteThe thing I ask myself 99 times a day is "Why is this so difficult?"
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