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… that everyone needs to know that you don’t come to my house unannounced because I will just stare at you from my window. … that when it’s nearly midnight and I remember that the sheets and duvet cover are still in the dryer, I think it’d be easier just to book a hotel for the night? … that no one wants to rehome me. I mean, I’m tired of adulting and I’m housebroken, so what’s the issue? … that I can be social for like three minutes but then I don’t wanna talk to anyone for four days? … that people who tell me that I need to relax don’t know that the best I can do is dissociate? … that my favorite colors are Black. Dark Black. Pitch Black. Pastel Black, Light Black. And Faded Black. Is it because they match my mood? … that people often mistake me for an adult? Is it because of my age? |
Saturday, May 25, 2024
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I don't even stare at them from the window.
ReplyDeleteI need to know who I'm ignoring.
DeleteIt is hard to believe how people did drop in unannounced, but they did and were welcomed. If it was a Sunday, people were normally prepared for drop ins, with a cake baked and a kettle on the boil. Now, no I don't have any spare beer, wine of spirits, nor nothing to eat. Fuck off and buy your own booze and buy me some too while you are there. Only then can we each pretend to enjoy each others company.
ReplyDeleteI stand with Andrew!
DeleteWhy is it that points for your "Why is it?" posts never seem to dry up?
ReplyDeleteI wonder "Why Is It" too!
DeleteBrilliant group this week. If you come by my house unannounced, security won't let you past the front gate.
ReplyDeleteI need some security at the gate ... i need a gate!
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ReplyDeleteEnjoy your Saturday despite it all!
xoxo :-)
I will!
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I sincerely doubt you are as reclusive as you suggest.
ReplyDeleteHowever, I totally concur on the 3 minutes of socializing before not talking to anyone for four days. Unfortunately, I have a daughter who needs, at minimum, three phone calls a day. It's worse when I'm living with her. I think I need to start hiding under the bed with the cat.
I'm not that reclusive, but I also don't like people ... or so I say.
DeleteI am SO tired of being mistaken for an adult!
ReplyDeleteLuckily, I can easily act like a child!
DeleteI don't see much of anyone all week except receptionists, health care workers or grocery check-out clerks. Today we will be with friends and talk about health issues and politics. Then I'll be good for at least another week.
ReplyDeleteI see all kinds of folks and most I could do without ... I kid.
Delete🤗 Pastel Black is not only a mood I, too, experience; it's a helluva band name! 🎸🎷
ReplyDeleteIf only I was musical!
DeleteAdulting is highly overrated!
ReplyDeleteI try it for short periods of time, but never as a full-time job.
DeleteWhy is it that everyone needs to know that you don’t come to my house unannounced because I will just most likely be naked!!! In my case!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd I agree about the bed clothes....I hate that. And I meticulously make a bed so it takes me forever.
I am particular about making the bed, too, and if I haven't done it before I go to bed, my entire day is ruined.
DeleteOr I'm just lazy.
I love your Saturday take on life, sweetpea! Unfortunately, my standard black ensemble is in the wash, so I've been reduced to wearing blue striped linen palazzos and a white tee! *the horror* xoxo
ReplyDeleteYou sound very Capri to me today!
DeleteI am more Johnny Goth Cash.
I don't have much company these days BUT back in the day folks would know better than come to my house unannounced. It better be an emergency. I like to ensure I have eats and drinks to entertain properly. What are with these people who do. I suppose they were raised by wolfs and better yet no home training.
ReplyDeleteAt my age, no one will take me in. I am too set in my ways and would cut a bitch.
People know I am an adult. What's worse is when you are ready to purchase a movie ticket and the cashier says they offer a senior discount. I know I am getting up in years but I am no worse for wear. The cashier was just being a bitchy queen.
heck, take the discount and get a larger popcorn!
DeleteI like company but I need very advanced notice of their intent to visit!
DeleteI might try that staring at them through the window thing.
ReplyDeleteAs long as they don't see you!
DeleteOh my god, this is (usually) me to a T.
ReplyDeleteALL of them??? 😉
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