Thursday, November 03, 2022

Bobservations

Carlos was doing an interpretation over Zoom at a Mediation hearing and during one of the breaks in the daylong hearing, the mediator asked Carlos if he lived in Camden as the mediator needed the name of an interpreter. And Carlos said:

“Have you heard of the Blind Interpreter? Cuz that’s me!”

And the mediator had heard of him, and now I think we need to have new business cards made …

Tuxedo has been listening to Jim, er, Gym Jordan, and Rafael Cruz and BoBo and Empty G—thanks to Upton for that one—talk about how much better things will be is they win, and yet they offer no plans at all, just whining and crying.

Oops, sorry not sorry, ma’am, but the Supreme Court has rejected a request from Lindsey Graham to quash a grand jury subpoena in a Georgia prosecutor’s probe into alleged interference in the 2020 presidential election.

Pack your girdle and your smelling salts, Miss Lindsey.

In the continuing saga of who is dropping Kanye next, did anyone have Goodwill on their lists?

Apparently Goodwill sent a memo out to their stores, instructing them to remove all Yeezy items because they don’t want to be associated with him in any way. In addition, Yeezy products cannot be sent to eCommerce, eCommerce will not sell any Yeezy products online, stores/boutiques are to immediately remove any and all Yeezy products from store shelves. They will also have to be placed in trash bags, and outlets are to remove any Yeezy coming through the “tippers” daily.

When Goodwill says ‘No,’ it means No.

I bought this for a Halloween costume but never got to wear it, so I’m thinking of doing some “Glitter Balls” and calling it Christmas Couture.

I’ve seen the GOP sink low, but to watch many in the party lie, spread false rumors and outright laugh about the hammer attack on Paul Pelosi sickens me.

The GOP isn’t even trying to hide it any longer; if you are a Democrat and beaten with a hammer it’s a plus for the Party of Hate.

Is Maya Rudolph trying to be as thirsty as Madonna? It seems she recently complained in a WSJ interview that David Letterman made her feel “embarrassed and humiliated" during a 2009 interview when he mispronounced her name.

Rudolph didn’t say a word in 2009, ‘10, ‘11, ‘12, ‘13, ‘14, ‘15, ‘16, ‘17, ‘18, ’19, ‘20, or ‘21 but in 2022 she tells the tale?

PS Letterman apologized for the mistake in … wait for it … 2009.

In an interview with Fox News’ Sean Hannity, Doctor Quackers AKA GOP Senate candidate Dr. Mehmet Oz criticized his Democratic opponent John Fetterman over his “radical” views on crime and his faltering performance during the live televised debate on October 25:

“This is important: We do not have a Republican senator north of North Carolina on the Atlantic coast until you get to Maine, if I don’t hold this seat.”

Perhaps Oz was confused and thinking of the New Jersey Atlantic coastline since he lives in that state.

It’s the Goopiest time of the year. My BFF Little Gwynnie Paltrow is stealing a page out of Oprah’s book, my other BFF, to reveal her Goop’s 2022 holiday gift guide, so let’s dive right in:

Gucci GG Waste Bag Holder so your pet can have their feces scooped up from the sidewalk and deposited in a Gucci bag for just $420.00.

Rowan Hair Color Kit for Dogs; it’s vegan, veterinary dermatologist-approved and comes in bold color sticks and has a “coat shimmer” for a splash of sparkle.$50

Higherdose Two-Person Infrared Sauna with low-EMF carbon and ceramic heaters, LED lights and Bluetooth or AUX capabilities for a hot and sweaty session; shipped to the manse for just $8,099.

Bolin Webb 24-Karat Gold Razor Set uses the same disposable razors you already use but this one has a  24-karat gold handle and a matching sleek base for $425.

Kiki de Montparnasse Tufted Boudoir Chaise. Is it a sex chair or just a stylish piece of furniture? Who cares! This sleek black leather recliner with brass details and could almost pass for something out of Architectural Digest and even includes stirrups for just $28,500.

Flamingo Estate The Good Shit . Yes, for $75, GOOP, er, POOP, will give you a literal sack of shit, a “blend of free-range goat, horse, chicken and cow manure” from the Flamingo Estate in Los Angeles.

Tapper Gold-Plated AirPod Chain. Are you still using wires? That’s so 2019. Why not order this 18-karat gold-plated chain for $110.

Chefanie Kama Sutra Dinner Napkins. Just in time for your next Key Party, drop a hint about the after dinner enterTAINTment for $88.

Cowgirl Sex Machine is the GOOP take on the mechanical bull, only you don’t hold onto to it with your hands … if you get my meaning. $1,750.

The Light Phone II is for those who want to go back in time before smartphones without buying a vintage flip phone. For $300 you plug in your own SIM card and limit your phone capabilities to calling, texting, navigation, alarms, music and podcasts! So 2000!

But fear not, the Smells Like Gwynnie’s Cooch Candle is also available!

Edward Adam Senn is an 38-year-old France born American model, actor, and restaurateur but … Would You Hit It?

12 comments:

  1. I'm sure 1 per centers and wannabe 1 per centers go crazy for goop. Evidently Thomas has always been the key. Love the pic of Lyndsey. And, I'm betting that costume is simply hell on the dance floor.

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  2. Tuxedo: yes, I need to see the receipts that will never arrive. And LOL @ Carlos.
    Lady G is sooooo compromised at this point, I really can't wait to see what she's been hiding for years. It's probably underage, black and male.
    And OF COURSE I'd hit it. You silly boy.
    And OF COURSE that attire is xmas approved. It's red, no? I doubt it would *ahem* be able to accommodate you, though....
    Wait what? Goop is the Bougiest Bougie shit I have EVER seen. Consumerism 2.0. I'm speechless. And you know it does take effort to shut me up.

    XOXO

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  3. Looks like I'm going to be doing all my Xmas shopping from the GOOP website this year.

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  4. (Carlos) (Tuxedo)
    Selling poop!? Dogs give it away for free!
    xoxo :-)

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  5. I guess it's good that Goodwill takes a position against Kanye, but at the same time it seems awfully wasteful to throw the Yeezy stuff in the trash. (Not that I want any of it!)

    The Goop gift guide is amusing...and perplexing.

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  6. $420 for dog crap bags???? Just when I think I've heard it all ....!

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  7. I wish Gwynnie Goop would get lost. Good for Goodwill... although I’m sure there are loads of people who could use the clothes. Couldn’t they just remove the labels and give the shit away? And, no, not the White Lives Matter shit. That should definitely be incinerated. I want to see you wear that outfit with glitter balls! I read the Maya Rudolph story and was perplexed. Letterman immediately apologized. Shit happens. Was there a reason the story has suddenly appeared? Just strange. The Blind Interpreter is definitely catchy (well obviously, it all right caught). What kind of logo are you doing? Why doesn’t Dr. Oz should jump off the edge of the Pennsylvania coast. Edward Adam Senn? An easy No for me. Cute. Does nothing for me (and I won’t ask him to).

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  8. Carlos is such an admirable man; he's accepted his blindness (and that's not easy with late-onset blindness) and know that he is able to serve in a useful capacity. There should be Nobel prizes for people like him.

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  9. Wow. That last one is scary, Mary. I would eat at Edward's. Love your new outfit. Who's modeling? Miss Maddie? Poor Kanye... looks like that new religion isn't going to be building a church anytime soon. Well, as the late Leslie Jordan used to say, "every garbage can has its lid." Kizzes.

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  10. aussieguy5:30 PM

    After he loses the Senate race, how long will Quackers stay in PA? Thank god Goop still has the pussy candles! Ours is almost dried up (like hers...) And my bonnet is overflowing with crocodile tears for Mz. Limp-sey. Edward? OK!

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  11. Looking forward to seeing those new business cards and your holiday cards featuring the Christmas Couture outfit. Tuxedo and Glenn both nailed it this week.

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  12. Lady G is going to be forced to testify LOL

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