Has God Forsaken The GOP? Should She?

You gotta love what a bitch Karma can be, especially when she's aiming at the morally corrupt, holier-than-thou GOP. They tout their runs for office as messages from God; they try to use their religion as a means of passing laws. They quote Scripture instead of Legislation.

I mean, we all remember last year when GOP dingbat, the certifiably insane Michele Bachmann, running for president of these here United States, said that East Coast earthquake, along with Hurricane Irene, was just God trying “to get the attention of the politicians.” The remarks were later termed a joke, though you know damn well Bachmann believes every idiotic syllable she utters.

Then we had GOP butt-kissing lap-dog, Glenn Beck tell us all that the Japanese earthquake and tsunami were God’s “message being sent” to that country. Of course, he was just riding the Winged Monkey of one Pat Robertson, who a year earlier, blamed the Haitian earthquake to that country’s “pact to the devil.”

And even before that bit of spoken word lunacy, we cannot forget Pat Roberston, again, saying Hurricane Katrina was sent here as God’s punishment for abortion, while the Reverend John Hagee, a nutjob with a collar, said Katrina was God's punishment because The Gays were gonna party in Nawlins. And, tracking even back a bit further, 'memba when the late Jerry Falwell said God allowed the 9/11 attacks as retribution for feminists and the ACLU.

Yeah, the GOP and her rightwing of nuttiness, the Moral Majority, the Conservatives, the Religious Right, have spent decades blaming every natural disaster and every act of terrorism, on an act of God for us being gay, or feminists, or, I dunno, Devil Worshippers or something.

But, funny now, that the GOP is remarkably silent over the latest bit of God interventions. And why is that? Is it because they realized, finally, how unbelievably stupid they sound, or is it because now God is throwing the other shoe at them?

Case in point or cases in point:

The report last week that a couple dozen House Republicans engaged in an alcohol-induced frolic, in one case nude, in the Sea of Galilee, where Jesus is believed to have walked on water, calmed the storm and, nearby, turned water into wine and performed the miracle of the loaves and fishes.

And then the tale of so-delusional-he-needs-to-be-hospitalized, Congressman Todd Akin, Missouri’s Republican nominee for Senate, suggesting there is such a thing as “legitimate rape” and saying that women's bodies have the power to detect sperm from a rapist and stop it from impregnating them. 

And then we have another Hurricane, Isaac, churning and spitting right towards Tampa, just as the GOP gathers to nominate their pandering fuckmonkey of a candidate, tax-evading, question-evading, lying asshat Mittsy Romney.

So, is God mad at the GOP? Should she be? I dunno the answers to those questions, but the GOP is staying remarkably calm and subdued about their God theories. It's nice, but as for what happens next, God only knows.

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