We all need to know our rights. Vote early if you can, and if you mail-in a ballot do it early. Jake can FOAD. He's already sold that black spot where his soul used to be. xoxo
I wonder how long the prenup says Melanie has to stick with Cankles? Except we all know the Epstein files aren't all Straight men, and not all the victims were girls.
Is he dead yet?
ReplyDeleteMitch? Yes.
DeleteCankles? Just from the neck up.
“…two insane seagulls..” hahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteMakes perfect sense.
DeleteOMG that voter protection hotline? People need to have it on speed dial because the Repugs are going to meddle during the election.
ReplyDeleteAnd that description of Melanoma and Harp as seagulls fighting over a rotten piece of chicken in a Dollar Store parking lot? *chef’s kiss *
Oh, btw where the hell is Jake Tapper’s book about Cankles’ mental acuity? WHERE IS IT?
XOXO
We all need to know our rights.
DeleteVote early if you can, and if you mail-in a ballot do it early.
Jake can FOAD. He's already sold that black spot where his soul used to be.
xoxo
I always vote in person and vote early. I'm lucky to live in Illinois!
ReplyDeleteI have been voting early the last few cycles.
DeleteI vote by mail, though this November I may drive it to a drop box.
ReplyDeleteDrop boxes are better than the USPS with Cankles around.
DeleteI wonder how long the prenup says Melanie has to stick with Cankles?
ReplyDeleteExcept we all know the Epstein files aren't all Straight men, and not all the victims were girls.