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So this is about the Absentminded Professor Carlos AKA The
Chocoholic and how he makes me laugh. See, the other night he asked if I wanted some hot chocolate
and I said sure. So he sets about making it but then calls me to the kitchen
because he says we’re out of chocolate. I say we can’t be out because there’s
an unopened box in the cupboard and another box with a little bit of
chocolate left inside.
So I go into the kitchen and look up on the shelf where the
cocoa powder goes and there’s none there. And then Carlos holds up the open box
and says:
And my eyes drop down to the counter where a pristine unopened
box of cocoa powder sits, waiting to be used in hot chocolate and I point it
out to him.
Let’s keep this our secret. |
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From December 2009, this is Tuxedo Sunday, with that handsome boy posing on the bed in the guestroom.  He did love a camera pointed his way … |
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As we start Pride Month here are a few reminders before
anyone rants …
Carry on … |
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Minneapolis law enforcement authorities, along with the
Texas Rangers, apprehended ICEstapo agent Christian Castro last week and
arrested him for shooting an INNOCENT Venezuelan immigrant in
Minneapolis in January. As ICEstapo agents do, Castro lied about the shooting then
fled Minnesota for Texas. He now faces four felony charges of aggravated assault
and one count of falsely reporting a crime. I hope they lock him up in one of their detention centers
for life and I hope they get him on state charges so Cankles cannot pardon him
or pay him off from the slush fund. |
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Former Oklahoma Republican Assistant District Attorney Kevin
Etherington, who served Payne and Logan counties, was sentenced to 20 years in
prison for child pornography charges. Court documents state investigators seized three SD cards,
three flash drives and a laptop from Etherington’s home with over 153 photos
and videos of girls under 9 years old being abused in a Google Drive that
belonged to Etherington.
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The DC Circuit Court of Appeals dealt Cankles and DUI-hire
Hegseth a defeat on the first day of Pride Month when they ruled that kicking
out trans troops is unconstitutional and driven only by fear and hatred. Happy Pride!! |
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Meanwhile, while many of us celebrate Pride, in Arkansas
where it’s still the 1950s Governor Sarah Huckleberry Sanders has declared June
to be “Fidelity Month” in her state, a time to “encourage renewed dedication to
virtue, commitment, responsibility and shared moral foundations.” This is rich coming from a former Cankles Press Secretary
who propped up an adjudicated rapist, sexual predator, and accused child
molester with three marriages and countless affairs in his lifetime. You cannot make this shiz up. |
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Award-winning broadcaster Scott Pelley spent nearly four decades at CBS News, reported from war zones, covered presidents,
anchored the network’s evening newscast, and became one of the defining faces
of 60 Minutes. CBS News terminated Pelley this week after he publicly
accused Bari Weiss, the network’s editor-in-chief, of
"murdering" 60 Minutes and questioned the
qualifications of newly installed executive producer Nick Bilton. Bye CBS. |
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Just a thought … you don’t get four cognitive tests in
eighteen months unless the doctors are monitoring your dementia. |
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Roche Kilian is an actor, a model, a social media influencer, and says he’s only here to motivate, inspire and lead by example … for example, Would You Hit It?  |
The last one!!!!! I firmly believe that!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd Fidelity Month??????? Shit. It amazes me she was even elected. I have never seen someone who looks more miserable.
And CBS is well on its way to becoming another Fox network.
And yet Fox is almost on the way out!!!
DeleteI just love how straight people are so afraid of Pride month they need to create their own faux straight month.
Oh.
ReplyDeleteHi, Roche.
I forgot about Fuckabee. What an insufferable cow. Sorry, cows!
Bari Weiss is destroying CBS from the inside out. She was hired to do that. Boycotting.
XOXO
CBS needs to end.
DeleteAnd Huckleberry. She's a lost cause.
xoxo
Like father, like daughter; Watserface Hukkobee is so desperate to get approval from daddy and her pseudo daddy that she will do anything to get that pat on the head that tells her that she is taking women's causes back to the 19th century; stupid cow.
ReplyDeleteThat whole family is a lost cause.
Deletethe dog's mother
ReplyDeleteshhh! (Carlos) (Tuxedo always)
xoxo :-)
Speaking as someone who has lost her keys in her hand, put cartons of eggs into the oven and staring in the cupboard at something I need without seeing it at all, I feel for Carlos, deeply. Hugs.
ReplyDeleteRoche was cute until I read social media influencer. I hate that term! That last one, so true and EWWW!
More happy days in The Land of the Free but at least you are going to have the best and most costly artificial reflecting pool on the planet. That must fill you with enormous patriotic pride.
ReplyDeleteI think Sarah meant Hi Fidelity, which was replaced by Stereo. And you forgot to mention that Roche has an OF page, so I fixed it for you.
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ReplyDeleteA few thoughts:
ReplyDelete*Carlos is a doll. What else needs to be said. Tell him we are laughing with him, not at him.
*Minneapolis is setting the standard yet again. More states should track down those goons in their states who are committing chargeable offenses against their residents.
*Kicking out the trans people in the military — all that wasted effort for such a small group of people. Our trans brothers and sisters have been living among us forever. We all know it is not about the trans. Hate can lead you to hateful actions.
*Being a healthcare professional, I will say Mussolini Don does appear to have health issues that are affecting his performance in office. Let's be clear — half of those medical exams could be done in the White House, to include dental. A patient does not have multiple physical exams in one year unless their physician is following something. We also don't order MRIs and CT scans during routine physicals unless we are looking for something. Think of your physical as a year-end performance review. Your boss shepherds you throughout the year to keep you on track and at the end of the year conducts a quick, easy-breezy review to summarize. There should be no surprises. One will never get a straight answer on Diaper Don's health from this White House. The man could fall flat on his ass and they would say he's in robust health. Let's also address the times in the last few months that he has been out of the public eye for days at a time. And now folks are talking about his swollen right eye. The man is living on borrowed time.
*Roche is a hottie. Love me a dark-haired man. I would prefer if he put down the razor.
*Johnson is so far up Diaper Don's ass that he has moved in a sectional and a microwave. Christian values? Not quite. When I think of what Jesus would do — and I am not religious — the story of Jesus clearing the money changers from the temple comes to mind.
Have a great rest of the week and give Carlos my best.