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Seth Meyers, on the firing of Omarosa in as she claims, the Situation Room:
“Wow, the Situation Room, though I have a feeling any room Omarosa walks into becomes the Situation Room. Seriously, you know it’s bad when they have to fire you in the same place they killed Osama bin Laden.”
Omarosa Bin Laden. Yeah, that sounds about right.
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Complicit _____, on Fox & Friends to promote the GOP tax bill, but proving she doesn’t understand it at all:
"I'm really looking forward to doing a lot of traveling in April when people realize the effect that this [tax bill] has... The vast majority will be [doing their taxes] on a single postcard.”
Um, Complicit? May I call you Stupid?
Yes, Republicans hope to one day simplify and streamline taxes to the point where you could file them on a postcard but that isn’t happening this year.
Stupid. Complicit. Ass.
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Greg Locke, “pastor” of the Global Vision Bible Church, on Jack Phillips, the anti-gay baker at the heart of that Supreme Court case:
“If you’re anything like me, you’re sick and tired of hearing about this homosexual cake baking nonsense. The LGBTABCDEFG – whatever the foolish acronym is at this particular point, they’ve gone overboard. They have fake outrage, selective drama, and why don’t they get up and go try that nonsense at a Muslim bakery? See if they get their tails thrown out in the street and see what happens then. This is an absolute, positive target. It is a target on Evangelicals with actual convictions. Time out Bucko. I don’t really give the flip of a wooden nickel who you have sex with. I don’t care about your stupid perverted sex life! But I do care when you cram it down my kid’s throats in public school. I do care when every sitcom, every late night talk show host, every comedian, every song, every movie coming out has to push push push push push push the agenda. We’re sick of you pushing your agenda. You’re emotionally scarred because you’re a pervert and you do things that are an abomination to God. You’re not emotionally scarred because someone won’t make you a cake. Are. You. Flipping. Kidding. Me.”
Methinks a closet case doth protest too much, but, still, I wonder how this so-called pastor would feel if a baker refused to bake a cake for a Christian?
Uh huh.
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Sarah Huckleberry Sanders, refusing to offer specifics of how the GOP Tax Scam will, as _____ claimed, “cost [him] a fortune”:
“This actually could impact the president in a large way.”
Yes, just because she said it, we’re supposed to believe it.
Bitch.
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Sarah Silverman, comedian, on patriotism in America:
“The right has perverted the meaning of being liberal, or being feminist. Even ‘social justice warrior’ is an insult. We pervert language so much. Patriotism has always been a bit owned by the right. Patriotism is perverted. We’re not on the same page of what it means. To me, being patriotic is loving your country — being a citizen, having a voice, being e pluribus unum. How perverted it is to go from ‘We are one’ to ‘We are number one,’ which is such a childish idea.”
Patriotism doesn’t mean whites only, men only, the rich only, America only.
The right doesn’t get that because they have a buffoon in charge.
The right doesn’t get that because they have a buffoon in charge.
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Ian McKellen, on Kevin Spacey being an assh*le for using his own sex scandal to come out of the closet:
“The circumstances in which he chose to do it are reprehensible because it linked alleged underage sex with a declaration of sexuality.”
Word.
I said it before, gay men don’t molest boys, pedophiles do, and the majority of pedophiles are straight men.
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Tom Goss, openly gay singers, has recorded “Gay Christmas”, inspired by his own decision to not go home for the holidays, about five people who ultimately but find their own family in each other:
“Too many of us have had to learn to accept less from our families when it comes to fully embracing us for who we are. It’s become even worse since the election, due to the sense of betrayal we felt when we learned how family and friends voted. Yet we are expected to be the ones to forgive, to ‘move on’ and pretend everything is okay, even as the current administration and GOP keep supporting anti-gay politicians and policies.”
Sometimes it’s not the family you’re born into, but the family you make.
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Was Huckleberry Cornpone born with that face? She looks like she has a rabid gerbil stuck up her butt. Actually, it's her winning personality that makes her hideous!
ReplyDeleteSeth Meyers' show comes on hours after my bedtime but I like the little snippets I get online.
Seth Myers. Hilarious. They should have given him the 11:30 time slot.
ReplyDeleteI have always adored Tom Gross.
ReplyDeleteAnd on a side note, that's the same face Huckabee Saunders gives when she hears the gravy ran out.
Mistress Maddie can have a wicked, wicked tongue! Makes me laugh every time.
ReplyDeleteAlas, our *florist* will just be an afterthought to the Supreme Court case. There goes my hope to have Anderson Cooper come to town. :-)
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you always manage to find a couple of sane quotations to sprinkle throughout all the ones from demented haters and losers.
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ReplyDeleteSome weeks are harder than others.
that "pastor" needs to come out of the closet; he is on the DL with some of his flock.
ReplyDeleteActually Huckleberry Slim Girl Fat could be right and NOT lying for once! The tax cuts will affect der Gropenfuhrer in a big way....it will give him and all the Trumplets loads more dollars for their dimes paid in tax.
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