Saturday, September 06, 2025

Why Is It ...

… that instead of writing LOL—I kid,  never write or say LOL—I’m going to start writing SALTS …Smiled A Little Then Stopped.

… that I often wish I could go back in time and leave some people right where I found them.

… that the health-nuts at work told me that I am what I eat but I don’t remember eating anxiety and back pain and rage at coworkers telling me what to eat.

… that I like smiling at people, for no reason, who don’t like me; stay bothered.

… that I have made really bad decisions while drunk, but then I ask myself if the sober ones were any better and the answer is, not so much.

… that it’s my ability to read then room that keeps me staying home.

… that my boss still doesn’t realize I don’t go to work to hustle and grind, but to chit and chat and take ask for time off.

… that when my therapist told me I needed to love myself, I replied, ‘I’m not really my type.’

… that my boss wasn’t happy when I said I needed  a ‘maycation,’ especially when I explained that meant that I may come back or I may not.

… that being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

9 comments:

  1. 'Folding a fitted sheet' . . . life's too short!

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  2. "… that it’s my ability to read then room that keeps me staying home." Ha-ha! You can't get that past me Bob! I spotted the deliberate error immediately.

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    1. P.S. I also spotted "and take ask for time off"! Nice try Bob!

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  3. There is a secret to folding fitted sheets that makes it easy peasy, I'll tell you for a small fee.

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  4. SALTS. Good one. :)

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  5. I can relate to the bad decisions when drunk...and sober.

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  6. Cleora Borealis10:28 AM

    🥵 I always wanna go for the fun in your Saturday postings, Bob, but this sick country is moving too fast! Late yesterday, Kilmar Abrego Garcia was told he is being deported to Eswatini! [Yah, you can bet Trump never heard of it and doesn't know where it is!]
    The US has already deported five people there. It is pretty clear that Trump is making secretive deals to restore US aid to Eswatini if they'll take his castoff human beings! Good thing Trump is running the "most transparent administration in Ameeican history!" 🤬🤬

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  7. Oh, Bob, you nailed it again. Drunk and sober decisions, check. Going back in time, check. Like folding a fitted shirt, check. I refused to use LOL ever. Recently, I’ve gotten lazy and have started to use it and I hate myself for it. I will stop. SALTS

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  8. Anonymous10:57 AM

    the dog's mother
    xoxo :-)

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