… that instead of writing
LOL—I kid, never write or say
LOL—I’m going to start writing SALTS …Smiled A Little Then Stopped.
… that I often wish I could
go back in time and leave some people right where I found them.
… that the health-nuts at
work told me that I am what I eat but I don’t remember eating anxiety and back
pain and rage at coworkers telling me what to eat.
… that I like smiling at
people, for no reason, who don’t like me; stay bothered.
… that I have made really bad
decisions while drunk, but then I ask myself if the sober ones were any better
and the answer is, not so much.
… that it’s my ability to read then room that keeps me
staying home.
… that my boss still doesn’t
realize I don’t go to work to hustle and grind, but to chit and chat and take
ask for time off.
… that when my therapist told
me I needed to love myself, I replied, ‘I’m not really my type.’
… that my boss wasn’t happy
when I said I needed a ‘maycation,’
especially when I explained that meant that I may come back or I may not.
… that being an adult is like
folding a fitted sheet. |
'Folding a fitted sheet' . . . life's too short!
ReplyDelete"… that it’s my ability to read then room that keeps me staying home." Ha-ha! You can't get that past me Bob! I spotted the deliberate error immediately.
ReplyDeleteP.S. I also spotted "and take ask for time off"! Nice try Bob!
DeleteThere is a secret to folding fitted sheets that makes it easy peasy, I'll tell you for a small fee.
ReplyDeleteSALTS. Good one. :)
ReplyDeleteI can relate to the bad decisions when drunk...and sober.
ReplyDelete🥵 I always wanna go for the fun in your Saturday postings, Bob, but this sick country is moving too fast! Late yesterday, Kilmar Abrego Garcia was told he is being deported to Eswatini! [Yah, you can bet Trump never heard of it and doesn't know where it is!]
ReplyDeleteThe US has already deported five people there. It is pretty clear that Trump is making secretive deals to restore US aid to Eswatini if they'll take his castoff human beings! Good thing Trump is running the "most transparent administration in Ameeican history!" 🤬🤬
Oh, Bob, you nailed it again. Drunk and sober decisions, check. Going back in time, check. Like folding a fitted shirt, check. I refused to use LOL ever. Recently, I’ve gotten lazy and have started to use it and I hate myself for it. I will stop. SALTS
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ReplyDeletexoxo :-)