Why Is It ...

… that the people who were enraged when the government suggested wearing masks to prevent the spread of a deadly disease are fine with the government telling women they have to take a pregnancy test to travel between two states?

… that during work meetings, when someone asks me to elaborate, I always say, “No, I can’t. I forgot what I just said.”

… that whenever I hear about the government putting chips into people, I automatically wonder if I’ll get Doritos or Ruffles?

 … that the people who say the world is flat, have never gone to the edge and taken pictures?

… that I act like I don’t care when deep don’t I really don’t care?

… that the only narcissist I have room for in my life, are my cats? Ha! Y’all thought I was talking about me!

… that when I get the “Password is weak” message, I say, “So is my memory, please let me keep it”?

… that no one understands the childhood trauma it took to be this funny?

… that I don’t have a Welcome mat at my front door? Cuz I’m not a liar.

… that is you ever need me, I’m just three missed calls, and 2 unread text messages away?

… that I bring the razzle dazzle to people’s lives whether they want it or not?