Wednesday, January 24, 2024

Architecture Wednesday: JLo's Lair

Yeah, I am no fan of JLo but … and this hurts a bit … while it’s too big and too much—just like JLo—I love this house of hers. Designed and built by iconic architect Samuel Marx in 1940 and clearly extensively remodeled, the nine bedroom, 13 bathroom,  13,000 square foot home sits on nearly 8 prime acres in Bel Air.

And is for sale at the low, low price of $39.95 million, marked down from $42.5 million!

Re-imagined as a one of a kind multi structure French Country refuge through a use of use of stone, wood and glass, its surrounded by a stunning garden. The main level features the foyer, dining room, and living room with high ceilings, bar, fireplace and steel windows and doors opening to stone terraces and a firepit.

There is a large chefs kitchen, with skylights, a breakfast area and keeping room with a stone fireplace, a family room, a game room, a TV room, a lounge, a theater room, a couple of offices and a gym. The Primary suite wing includes a library and sitting room, fireplace, his & hers dressing rooms and gorgeous baths all opening to private landscaped terraces and tranquil cascading stream.

The expansive grounds include a great guest house, 100 seat amphitheater—JLo loves to shake her booty on a stage—a pagoda with firepit, organic vegetable garden, entertainment pavilion with full kitchen, a private lake with sandy beach & outdoor shower and, of course, a pool. There is another separate guest cottage, large motor court, additional parking, massive lawn area and completely surrounded by specimen plants and mature trees.

And again … the price is marked down!

36 comments:

  1. There are homes this expansive and frilled-up around here, too. I still do not see how a person could ever need all of this - except as a tax write-off.

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    1. There is such a thing as "too much house."

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  2. I'd turn that lounge into a music room, a grand piano would fit nicely in there, and possibly turn that amphitheater into a step water fall, but otherwise it would make a great B&B.

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    1. I mean, for a large family it's fine, but for JLo her kids and her ass, it's still too big.

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  3. Anonymous9:43 AM

    Well, it is certainly nice to look at and cruise through!
    Marcia in Colorado

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    1. Parts are quite beautiful but it's far too large.

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  4. It certainly has everything, Bob! But this reminds me of what is wrong in the world today. So few have too much and so many have too little!

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    1. Just cuz you can afford a multitude of beds and baths and miscellaneous rooms doesn't mean you have to have them.

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  5. Ellen is absolutely correct. I do love the gardens, the rest of the house, not so much.

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    1. I like the style of the house, not the size, and the property is very nice.

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  6. Buy it and I will come visit, for a year or three.

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    1. You could live there in secret and we might never cross paths!

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  7. Lots of places for Ben to hide, have some peaceful moments away from herself.

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    1. If it was an Affleck getaway it makes perfect sense.

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  8. Anonymous11:05 AM

    the dog's mother
    Other than waaaaaaaay to big,
    it is kind of nice.
    xoxo :-)

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    1. It is nice, but, yes, waaaaaay too big,
      xoxo

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  9. You lost me at 13 bathrooms. I guess if one makes each bedroom into an ensuite and spread the rest around the property it would be just about right.

    It's way to big for me BUT I could work with it. I would even be happy in just the guest cottage. I love the grounds. Give me shade, right temps, and I could be outside for hours. I love the light. That swinging daybed has got to go. I would die for a home gym like that. Then again I do like a few around me when I workout. I would like to imagine Ben A. walking through the house buck naked.

    I tell the story of when I lived in LA for a year with a friend we drove around Bel Air. The homes were gorgeous.
    The thing that stood out to me was a lot of the homes were hidden or partially hidden from the road.

    Thanks for coming back with a bang!!

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    1. I could never, would never, need all that space.

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  10. Cleora Borealis1:06 PM

    Gotta disagree with VRCooper a bit.....you HAD me at 13 bathrooms...so many reading nooks/hiding places sounds heavenly!! I was surprised by how much there was to like and most of it extremely tasteful...unlike the owner!! The gym has a big screen TV and the game room has a bed so I'm gonna look in my wallet for the cash and buy it straightaway!! 😉

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    1. Set me up in a nice guest suite and I'll come for a good long visit!~

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    1. Probably cuz the house was so big he couldn't find the exit???

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  12. I have to admit, it's a very beautiful place. But it's just obscene. I’m so sick of the disparity between rich and poor (and not just in the USA).

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    1. I love the design, the stone wood and glass, but it's excessive.

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  13. It's good to see the price reduced to an affordable level for those who like to ostentatiously display their wealth.

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    1. It's still on the market so maybe after ANOTHER mark down in price I could swing it???

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  14. I couldn't afford it at $42.5 million, but at 39.5, it's a steal.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. If only I could just steal it.

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  15. I would have liked to see J.Lo in the shower or sprawled on a bed. Surprisingly, the place looks tasteful and not gross as some very rich people's homes can appear.

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    1. The fact that it looks tasteful and not cheap and tawdry and over-the-top makes me think JLo used it as an investment property.

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  16. Thirty nine? As in millions?
    And Jenny certainly moved away from the block.
    The house is of course beautiful. It was well designed. I'm silently comparing this house to the apartment I posted about yesterday, though...

    XOXO

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    1. Jenny wants to OWN the block.
      xoxo

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  17. I don't understand why people want to make their private lives public and what could be more intrusive than showing off your home?

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    1. As much as it pains me, to be fair to JLo, it's the real estate company showing off the house. And for some the idea of owning JLo's old house is alluring so it does become a selling feature.

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  18. It would me a great bed and breakfast. But you'd never make your money back. I do like all the wood and stone. And all the places to curl up with a book.

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    1. I feel the same, I like the look and style, but it's just too much!

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