Thursday, February 06, 2020

Bobservations


We have just the one computer in the house—well, at least until about a month ago when we bought  a laptop—and Carlos and I take turns using it for whatever we need. Trouble is, when I’m in the office on the computer, Carlos appears in the doorway about every seven minutes to tell me something …
 … Gloria called. She’s doing good.
… I think I’ll make chicken for dinner.
… _____ just said ….
And when he’s on the computer, I basically leave him alone.

Sunday afternoon I was on the computer and, like clockwork, seven minutes in, there he was at the door …
… I may take Ozzo for a walk.
He never did; but seven minutes later he was back at the door…
… Do you know where the mop is?
I told him where it was, and perhaps where he could put it, and then, yes, seven minutes later, the phone rings. It’s him, calling from the kitchen on his cell phone …
… I don’t want to bother you, but …
I may bury him under the rose bushes and see if we get better blooms.
The Kansas City Chiefs won the Super Bowl on Sunday, and after the game _____ tweeted out congratulations to the team, saying the Chiefs represented the “Great State of Kansas” with the win.

Trouble is, the Chiefs play in Kansas City … Missouri. _____, or his team, deleted the tweet shortly after it went up, but plenty of people caught screenshots and commented:

Bruce Arthur:
“You can't make up how fucking dumb he is.”
Ana Marie Cox:
“Looking forward to the Sharpie-enhanced Kansas border!”
Tom Nichols:
“I hope the [_____] voters in both Kansas and Missouri have a little clearer picture now of how much [_____] doesn't give a shit about them. If Barack Obama had made that mistake, they'd have impeached him out of sheer hurt feelings.”
Judd Legum:
“Can’t believe the Deep State put Kansas City in MISSOURI just to embarrass [_____].”
Stephen Miller—no, not that Stephen Miller:
“[_____] is going to sign an executive order moving the state boundaries so Kansas City ends up in Kansas and therefore making his tweet correct.”
All good, but it boils down to that first response … you cannot make up how fucking dumb he is.
Up there to Brooklyn, East River State Park, a New York state park, will be renamed after the legendary activist, transgender pioneer and Stonewall hero, Marsha P. Johnson.

New York Governor Andrew Cuomo made the announcement at a Human Rights Campaign gala:
“This year we’re going to name the first state park after an LGBTQ person. We’re going to name it after Marsha Johnson, an icon of the community.”
They could rename Central Park after her and it still wouldn’t been enough for all she did for the movement.

Johnson and her friend Sylvia Rivera, who cofounded the Street Transvestite Action Revolutionaries, which advocated for homeless gay young people, will also be honored in a monument near the Stonewall Inn.

Great news.
Nikki van den Heever, a caucus precinct captain for former South Bend Mayor Pete Buttigieg, tried to talk down an Iowa woman who was incensed to find out on the day of the caucuses that Buttigieg is gay.
“Are you saying that he has the same-sex partner? Pete?”
“Yes.”
“Are you kidding? Then I don’t want anybody like that in the White House. So can I have my card back? He better read the bible.”
Seriously, this passes for someone who is part of the caucus? She gets to voice her opinion, her vote, and yet, after all these months, she had no idea Buttigieg is gay?

When Pete’s husband was on the campaign trail who did she think he was? When the photo appeared of Pete kissing Chasten at an event, what did she think that meant. When the thousands of articles appeared about Buttigieg the “openly gay” candidate, what did she think that meant.

And lastly, when she opted to vote for Pete because she liked what he stands for, why does it make a lick of difference if he’s gay?

Someone needs to take her vote away from her.
I don’t like Mitt Romney, much, but today I will give him props for breaking with the GOP and voting to convict _____ for abuse of power. Romney is the first GOP senator to break from his party and the first senator in history to vote to convict a same-party president in an impeachment trial. He said:
“The grave question the Constitution tasks senators to answer is whether the president committed an act so extreme and egregious that it rises to the level of a high crime and misdemeanor. Yes, he did. … The president is guilty of an appalling abuse of public trust. What he did was not perfect. No, it was a flagrant assault under electoral rights, our national security and our fundamental values. … I swore an oath before God to exercise impartial justice. I am profoundly religious. My faith is at the heart of who I am. I take an oath before God as enormously consequential.”
The rest of the GOP Cowards goose-stepped along with a traitor, and they will be remembered as such.

Thanks, Mitt, for proving you have a backbone.
Over there to Sweden, Coca-Cola bought out the front pages of several Swiss newspapers this week to make a statement in support of an upcoming referendum that would criminalize homophobia.

Criminalize homophobia. Yes, please.

The legislation approved by parliament last December extends anti-racism norms to encompass discrimination on the grounds of sexual orientation: a legal modification that allows for homophobia to be prosecuted just like racism, or anti-Semitism.

Good on Sweden, good on Coke.
Dan Zsolt; a male model who can rock a bunch of different looks … from 70s Falcon porn star and the ‘stache … to male model tease …and brief wearing hunk.


And then there’s the cowboy in a jock strap. I’d swear, if I didn’t know better, that some was reading my diary.


Just sayin’.


15 comments:

  1. No matter what I am reading, him indoors continually interrupts to inform me of all the egregious things the fatso in chief is doing. He always sounds so surprised, which amazes me; my suprisement over der Trumpenfuhrer's doings stopped a long time ago. Now nothing he does would surprise me; turning Auschwitz into Trump Poland or suggesting that the Israelis take over most of the West Bank....wait he's already proposed that hasn't he....or perhaps that was "I've read 25 books so I know what I am doing" brainless and possibly headless (is that face a mask?)certainly clueless son-in-law-in-chief's brainwave?

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  2. (Carlos)
    That Iowa lady! ak!
    Nice to see LGBTQ people honored.
    xoxoxo :-)

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  3. Oh, Bob, Bobby, Bobuhla, think of the deafening silences there'd be if Carlos became rose fodder. A Carlos in the hand is worth more than a million husbands in the head.
    As for Mitt (what a stupid name), I'm not into politics at all but the way that man changes positions he could be used in the illustrated version of Kama Sutra for Dummies!
    That's a wonderful little palate cleanser you got there. Brings out the dirty old lady in me. By the way, does Carlos have head husbands too?

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  4. Awwww, lol you're so mean! Carlos just wants to be connected with you, some people are just like that. The truth is you're just making us like him more and more... hahaha!
    You guys put Kansas city in Missouri??? WTF? Like the city of Washington is not in Washington, I think dump needs to get out his sharpie and fix this... you nutty Americans.

    WHAT???? O.O Pete's GAY!!! I always liked him and his cute husband but I didn't know he's gay!

    Yeah Mitt! Someone give that man some love, forget the other stuff about him for a second, he is about to receive a wave of hate! I guess that means all those other devout christians don't really believe that bible stuff.

    Gonna have a coke this week! ;)
    Hottie guy!!!! Hottie guy in cowboy hat!!!!

    Where's a seagull flying over a golf course when you need one!

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  5. Anonymous12:01 PM

    We love Carlos...You better not harm a single hair on his head...With the Big Orange One...I heard today he did not know what rural broadband was...If I remember correctly, he thought it was a road...The precinct Capitan...Girl you need to resign...You're like a Fox TV watcher bot...In their own bubble...Please, if you didn't know Pete was gay BY NOW then you need to...I don't know...I'll think of something by dinner...Get back with me...

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  6. Dig a wider hole. Jerry does the same thing, although he’d never phone.

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  7. My husband does the same thing! My sympathies.

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  8. I'm surprised all those people in Sweden didn't miss that info in the Swiss newspapers to be honest (just ribbin ya!) but I'm a Brit and even I knew Kansas City was in Missouri. Damn you've got a thicko in the top job!

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  9. @TDM
    That Iowa lady indeed!

    @Deedles, DeeDee DeeDahLa,
    I imagine that someday, if Carlos is ever actually gone, I will still hear him talking and I will be fine with that! As for Husbands-In-My-Head,I do have more than he does, but, for us both, they are just in our heads!

    @Steven
    YASSSSS to all!

    @VRC
    Carlos is a keeper, and all mine!

    @Mitch
    I knew YOU'D get it!

    @Sadie
    Thank you!

    @Treaders
    Thicko is being kind!

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  10. DeeDahLa? I like it!

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  11. there is NO WAY you would bury carlos under the rose bushes. you love carlos like pete loves chasten.

    and husbands are supposed to be pains in the asses; RTG is one. "what do you think of (insert food here) for dinner in 2 weeks?" my response - "who gives a shit, I might be dead tomorrow."

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  12. You do know you'd miss the 7 minute interruptions.

    He's stupid, not dumb... dumb is genetic, stupid is stupid.

    I'm not a big fan of Mitt either, but...

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  13. Carlos just can't live without your input, dear. A boy's gotta do what a boy's gotta do.
    Cheeto is the stupidest man in the planet. And oblivious of that fact.
    That male mode with a mustache is a must have. May I?

    The Buttigieg woman needs to be slapped. Hard.

    XOXO

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  14. @DeeDahLa
    It does have a nice ring, no?

    @AM
    If Carlos goes under the roses, I go with him.

    @Dave
    He does make it easy to check the time.

    @Six
    Carlos does love input. Pun intended!
    I do love a model with a porn stache!

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  15. I give props to Mitt Romney too. His backbone comes and goes, but he came through when it was needed.

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