Wednesday, May 08, 2019

Met Gala 2019: Category is ... Camp!

A lot of people are  confused about what the "camp" theme of this year's Met Gala means.

Camp is fabulousness, irony, over-the-top, in-your-face humor at being extra. And some brought it, some tried, and some failed.

Camp Fabulous for Girls

Lady Gaga, who appeared in a ginormous pink gown and with an entourage, only to disrobe and show off her simple black dress with a bustle. Another quick change and she’s in a strapless pink number again, and then, presto change-o, in her drawers.

Camp Gay Boys

Billy Porter arrives in Camp Gay style, being carried by shirtless beefcake. Once on the carpet, he dismounted and rocked the carpet in sequins and wings and just sheer fabulousness.

Camp Gender Fluid

Ezra Miller is a long white cape and face mask, until the cape disappears and he’s in a tuxedo and wire corset with a long train. The mask comes down and he’s all eyes, and so are we.

Camp Barbie Doll

Kacey Musgraves in pink leather and fur, and the perfect plastic Barbie doll make-up.

Camp Cher Wannabes

JLo, who came as herself until she slapped on a sequined bathing cap.
Ciara clearly broke into Cher’s house and took clothes and a wing.
Get your own style ladies!

Camp Drama

Cardi B brought the drama, the train, the skirt, the headpiece, the feathers and the ruffles. All covered up and she still oozes sex appeal.

Camp Didn’t Get the Memo

Demi looking like Demi, which ain’t all that these days, and then Gwyneth, who last year complained that she hated the Met Gala and yet here she is again, looking like a sad sack of heirloom potatoes.

Camp Headwear

Cara Delevingne whose outfit was so-so, but whose headpiece was amazing.

Camp LGBTQ Realness.

Laverne Cox is giving me Disney villainess realness. I’m surprised she wasn’t trying to steal puppies on the carpet.

Camp Men
—clockwise

Darrin Criss in a simple outfit, with a dazzling jacket and eye makeup for the gods.
Jared Leto giving me religious hypocrisy realness while carrying around his own head.
RuPaul is sequins and feathers and platforms. Ru-mazing.
Ryan Murphy, sadly, looks a little sad sack; the cape is everything, the suit is little boy.

Camp Mother Daughter Day

Sophie Von Haselberg and her mother, Bette Midler, proving that the family that camps together., slays together.

Camp Showgirls

Gwen Stefani—sans Blake—and Celine Dion looking like a couple of aging showgirls who stumbles onto the carpet.

Camp Trolls

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen gave up their usual black caftan looks for black leather and kewpie doll make up., It never gets old … yes, it does.

Camp Whimsy

Janelle Monáe and Lupita Nyong'o brought the camp, the color, the fun, the whimsy and the spirit of the night.

Camp Katies

One, Katy Perry, is visiting from Camp Overkill, because she could barely stand up in her outfit.
The other, Katie Holmes, dropped by from Camp Big Gown Doesn’t say Camp.

Camp Marry Me

Alexander Skarsgård and Omari Hardwick may not have pushed the boundaries of camp, but, yeah, I’d like to be the neat in that sammich. Or even just opened-faced sammich with Omari!

9 comments:

  1. The theme was a great one. More than half the crowd still confused out the top evening, for camp. But Billy, Micheal, cardi b, Katy and some of your choices nailed it. Lady Gaga, like Shuga cane from last week, should have stopped with the first look. I am excited to go see the exhibition. I already got my tickets. I will say Celines head piece was spectacular. And I feel Ru should have came in drag. And Aquaria was not camp. She must have got her invites mixed up with the rubber party at the s and m shack.

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  2. Leto looks like a Carpathian prince that used to impale his enemies. I knew Drac was still out there. He looks good. Celine Dion actually stole that getup from a Vegas showgirls dressing room. Gwen raided her old closet and found "that" from her "hooker on the corner" days or is that nights. Kacey was the perfect doll. Billy Porter, oh my. That was awesome. I believe Gaga stole the show. What can anyone say? She's Gaga. She knows how to put on a show.

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  3. ohmygawd! Lots of creativity!

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  4. Jared is beginning to scare me. With every appearance, he looks more and more disturbed. Is he still dating Lupita? Billy Porter never disappoints.

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  5. Camp Trolls! haha I see someone let them out from under the bridge.

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  6. They should have just called it "Let Them Eat Cake." Then were would have been no confusion.

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  7. Some really got it and were brilliant. Others didn’t even try. And well Gwyneth and Demi, please leave. Olsen Twins... They ALWAYS look the same. What is their talent since Full House... except being gazillionaires...

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  8. I think it was fab. Laverne, Billie and Ezra were my favs. Cardi and Janelle nailed it too.
    I so want to go see this exhibit!

    XoXo

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