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Last year, Amber Heard wrote an op-ed for The Washington Post urging Congress to pass the Violence Against Women Act; in that piece she talked about being a victim of domestic abuse and speaking out about it, and then was punished for it by losing jobs and getting death threats while her abuser … Hey Johnny Depp … ALLEGEDLY … was protected.

To be fair, Amber never mentioned Depp in her story, but we all know who she meant, and if we didn’t we did as soon as Depp got wind of the story and went apeshit and filed a $50 million defamation lawsuit against her, claiming that even though she didn’t name names, her article made it clear that she was the victim of abuse by Johnny Depp. Depp claimed in his lawsuit that he was the victim of abuse in their marriage and that her ALLEGATIONS were just a publicity stunt to further her career; cuz nothing says ‘Hire that girl’ like a story of domestic abuse. And so now it’s Amber’s turn, again, and  she has responded to his lawsuit with a horrific stream of ALLEGED incidents where Johnny “The Monster” abused her.

During their divorce battle in 2016, Amber ALLEGED that Johnny became an abusive, violent monster after swallowing booze, drugs, prescription or otherwise. And, again, to be fair, Johnny has also ALLEGED that Amber got violent with him during their marriage, and in his defamation lawsuit he stated other times she ALLEGEDLY abused him.

So, Amber has brought receipts; like a text she says Johnny sent her in 2014 after he kicked her, threw things at her, and yelled at her on a private plane where he apologizes for being a “fucking savage” via text:

“Once again, I find myself in a place of shame and regret. Of course, I am sorry. I really don’t know why or what happened. But I will never do it again. My illness somehow crept up and grabbed me … I must get better . . . Again, I am so sorry, so sorry. … I love you and I feel so bad for letting you down.”

Amber then goes back to 2012, a year after they met, to claim she saw him abuse drugs and booze, and it turned him into a violent monster. She claimed that, like all abusers, he apologized afterward, and she says she stayed with him because he swore he’d never do it again. Amber talked of the time Depp ALLEGEDLY abused her after going on a three-day ecstasy-booze bender in Australia and choked her, shoved her, threw things at her, and spit at her. She says it all ended with him creating a piece of art in their apartment:

“On the third day of Johnny staying awake without sleeping, I came downstairs to find numerous messages Johnny had written to me around the house, on the walls and on my clothes, written in a combination of oil paint and the blood from his broken and severed finger. Johnny also urinated all over the house.”

Amber says Johnny was finally hospitalized, and that she was left with “a busted lip, a swollen nose, and cuts all over my body . . . to this day, I still have scars on my arms and feet from this incident.”

And still, it goes on; in 2015, Amber says Depp  threatened to kill her and punched her and head-butted her. In 2016, Amber says he attacked her, and neighbors had to come save her.

Amber says in her response that contrary to what Johnny claims, she’s never abused him. She says that the only time she did punch Johnny was during a fight at their apartment in 2015 when her sister, Whitney, got in the middle of them. Amber says that Whitney was at the top of a flight of stairs and she was afraid Johnny would push her sister so she punched him in defense.

Lovely people, who can’t seem to stop talking about one another even though they’ve been separated since 2015 and divorced three years. I think I may get a restraining order against these two ever speaking about one another again.

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File this under No One Ever Saw This Coming, but use your sarcasm font.

After saying hell would freeze over before she ever divorced him, Wendy Williams has finally  filed for divorce from her husband and business partner of 22 years, Kevin Hunter, who just had a baby with his down-the-block mistress. And she served him with divorce papers at the TV studio where they both work.

Awkward. Sources say that extra security was on hand in case Kevin got enraged about the split, but he didn’t.

Still, this is the end to years of stories about Kevin cheating and Wendy looking the other way; of Kevin buying a house down the block, with money he made working for Wendy, for his mistress; for knocking said mistress up and then being with her when the baby came; of stories that Kevin physically and emotionally abused Wendy for years.

As recently as last month, coming back to work after a two-month “health hiatus,” Wendy swore she’d never leave Kevin. But then came her stint in a sober house, a stint in the hospital, and the best sign of all, being spotted in public without her wedding ring.

That’s show biz for dunzo. Meanwhile, Kevin Hunter, who sees his meal ticket walking away, is trying to salvage the marriage:

“28 years ago I met an amazing woman: Wendy Williams. At the time, I didn’t realize that she would not only become my wife, but would also change the face of entertainment and the world …  I am not proud of my recent actions and take full accountability and apologize to my wife, my family and her amazing fans. I am going through a time of self-reflection and am trying to right some wrongs … and I will continue to work with and fully support my wife in this business and through any and all obstacles she may face living her new life of sobriety, while I also work on mine. I ask that you please give me and my family privacy as we heal. Thank you.”

You’re a cheater, Kevin, who knocked up your side-piece in a house your wife paid for. It’ll take more than this mea culpa to get you back in Wendy’s favor.

Just go.

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Is there anything worse than getting dumped after a five-year-relationship? Yes, there it; it’s getting Dina Lohan’d, AKA being dumped by a man they had a five-year relationship with and yet they have never met.

It seems that Lindsay’s mom, that box of Franzia Chardonnay known as Dina Lohan, has been dumped by boyfriend-fiancé-stranger Jesse Nadler right before they were going to meet and consummate their love … of attention.

So, what ended this fairy tale love story? A book; and I didn’t think Dina could read. But Nadler Dumped Dina after they fought over a book—I still giggle at a Lohan fighting over a book—Nadler was promoting on his Facebook, which Dina thought was about another woman.

She flipped; she walked; she cracked a box of the grape.

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Lori Loughlin and her husband, Mossimo Giannulli, facing real jail time, have now asserted their faith as the reason that maybe they lied, cheated, bribed their daughters’ way into college … because they’d do anything for their girls. And they are running to the Bible—AKA PEOPLE—to tell their tale of woe at being treated like common people, at being called cheaters, because regular people are criticizing them and laughing at them.

Loughlin and Giannulli don’t appreciate the backlash over their ALLEGED involvement in the college admissions cheating scam, and after pleading not guilty last week, they have told PEOPLE that they resent how the case is playing out in the public eye.

Oh, in the words of the Great Demi Lovato … Sorry, not sorry.

Oh, and think of a good prison nickname Lori. I like Big House Aunt Becky.

PS And if you think I’m being harsh to these cheating, lying, bribing, self-entitled, Bible thumping one percenters, think about this … Loughlin told PEOPLE this is a “family matter’ because the family that pays 500K, scams the NCAA, a California university and commits multistate fraud should be left alone.

Huh. I wonder if Giannulli is Italian for _____ because that’s who this bitch is acting like.

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And if you’re wondering how a parent could do such a thing, just take a look at the actions of Lori’s cheating, lying, bribing, self-entitled, Bible thumping one percenter husband Mossimo Giannulli.

He’s talked about he lied to his own parents about attending the same elite school he cheated his daughters into, while pocketing Mama and Papa Giannulli’s tuition payments.

Back in the 1980s, Giannulli convinced his father that he was a USC student by faking report cards so Papa Giannulli would send him cash for his non-existent tuition bills.

And so, it comes as no surprise that his own children have no desire for containing education since Mossimo faked his way through school. Daughter Olivia Jade talked about her Mossimo’s “crazy” college time in an interview:

“I don’t know if I am supposed to say this, sorry dad. But [he] was like never enrolled in college, he faked his way through it. Yeah, so then he started his whole business with tuition money that his parents thought was going to college.”

In that same interview, the ALLEGED beauty blogger wannabe said she planned to use her time in college to enhance her brand.

Just like Daddy, until the feds came knocking.

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