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They say Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Just ask actor Logan Marshall-Green who was basically outed by his now estranged wife Diane Gaeta on Instagram as being a cheater.

Logan, who had roles in 24, The O.C., and Spider-Man: Homecoming, and Diane, who was on one episode of the 90210 reboot, have been married since 2012l but last week Diane filed for divorce, and publicly names her soon-to-be-ex-husband’s ALLEGED mistress, “Flesh and Bone” actress and ballerina, Sarah Hay, out on Instagram at the same time when she posted:

“I filed for divorce today. People aren’t always what they seem and to every woman out there: always trust your gut. Beware of the faux woman champion [because] those girls don’t care about sleeping with a married father of two. Peace and Love, thanks for letting me share.”

You gotta hand it to Diane, who has turned Instagram into the new tossing your husband’s clothes out the window and setting them on fire method of announcing your divorce from an adulterer.

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Continuing with Cheaters and divorce for $200, Alex ... if you the one person out there who doesn’t believe that Lauren Sanchez and Jeff ‘Amazon’ Bezos were cheating on their spouses with one another, think on this: the day after  Jeff and Mackenzie Bezos’s divorce was final, Lauren Sanchez waltzed into a courthouse and filed for divorce from her husband of 13 years, Hollywood agent Patrick Whitesell.

And it appears that just like Jeff and Mackenzie’s divorce, Lauren and Patrick have also hammered out the details ahead of filing so everyone can keep hold of as much money as possible and no one gets their name dragged through the mud like a cheating spouse … Jeff and Lauren.

And while Mackenzie Bezos, for some reason, did not get 50% of the Bezos fortune, she will walk away with about $36 billion dollars. Lauren, though, made out like a bandit, because she and her husband were only worth about $440 million, or the exact amount of lose change you can find in a Bezos’s couch.

Lauren traded up; way up ... at least in the coins department..

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Recently we talked about the ALLEGED crush ex-Viewer Rosie O’Donnell had on good Christian girl Elisabeth Hasselbeck; this week we discuss the good Christian girl and her penchant for dropping a F-bomb and storming off the set.

In August 2006, the ladies of The View were having a discussion about the morning after pill, and the FDA proposal to allow pill over the counter, which Elisabeth attacked by suggesting that plan would be  the “same thing as birthing a baby and leaving it out in the street.” And when the other women wanted to opine on the topic, Elisabeth wasn’t hassel-having it. And that’s when Barbara Walters silenced her by saying:

“Could you stop now? … We have to go on and we have to learn how to discuss these things in some sort of rational way.”

And Elisabeth went hassel-crazy, ripping up her cards and storming off the set shouting:

“Fuck that! I’m not going to sit there and get reprimanded on the air. It’s not ok to sit there and get reprimanded on the air!”

Joy Behar, who was with Elisabeth, tried to calm her down but Elisabeth not having it:

“What the fuck! I don’t even swear. She has me swearing. This woman is driving me nuts. I’m not going back. I can’t do the show like this. She just reprimanded me, and she knew exactly what she was doing. Good-bye! I’m off. Write about that in the New York FUCKING Post!”

Elisabeth ran to her dressing room and someone sent word to Barbara that Hasselbeck had quit; Barbara was not amused:

“Well, that’s ridiculous.”

She summoned Elisabeth back to the set and executive producer, Bill Geddes, went searching for the angry blonde, begging her to finish the episode:

“You have to go on because you’re a pro, so come with me.”

Elisabeth did return and Barbara opened from commercial with a sweet half hug around Elisabeth which made it seem like they spent the break coming to a beautiful resolution on their differing opinions and one of them hadn’t lost their shit backstage.

And dropped a series of not-so-Christ-like F-bombs.

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Continuing the theme of crazy, let’s pay a visit to Lindsay Lohan. While she has had her fair share of enemies and frenemies—I’m thinking both Paris Hilton and me—the newest target of Lohan Loathing is one Lea Michele.

But Lindsay? Why so mad? Ariel? The Little Mermaid? Yes, Lindsay is apparently seething that Lea Michele will be playing Ariel in the Hollywood Bowl’s 30th anniversary concert of The Little Mermaid next month., alongside Harvey Fierstein as Ursula, Ken Page as Sebastian, Peter Gallagher as King Triton and Leo Gallo as Prince Eric.

This was a shock to Lindsay, who has been gunning for the role for years, even taking to dying her hair red and posing as Ariel for Instagram …because that’s how you audition when you’re Lindsay Lohan and so self-respecting producer would actually set up a meeting with you.

But still, Linds, relax. This isn’t the live-action version, it’s just a concert and you :::cough cough::: still have a chance.

Though dying your hair blond to look like a Russian hooker might not be the right way to go.

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And now for something really scary … Kim Kardastrophe, Attorney at Law.

You laugh; you scoff; you sneer; you throw up a little in your mouth. But it could happen, it may happen, dear god it might happen.

After Kimmy went to visit _____with her tits and ass out, to discuss pardoning non-violent criminals who are serving crazy sentences, she now says she wants to be a lawyer. And to make that happen, she started a four-year apprenticeship with a law firm in San Francisco last summer and is planning to take the bar in 2020.

Now, before you get riled up and talk about what an actual idiot Kim Kardastrophe is, because, while she never went to college, she does have a degree in Porn Film 101, a Bachelors  in Fame Whoring, and a Masters in Photoshopping Her Ass For Social Media, none of that matters, because California is one in four states where you don’t have to go to college to be a lawyer. You just must apprentice with a lawyer or a judge.

Kim is going to take something called the “Baby Bar”—seriously California—in a few months. The Baby Bar is a real thing and not just a place where Kimmy dumps off her kids when she has more important things to do; it’s an actual test that California law students at unaccredited schools must pass in order to complete their studies and take the real Bar Exam.

So, gird your loins, one day soon, in addition to RBG, we may have KKW …unless she spots something shiny first and forgets what she was doing.

PS That’s her lawyer drag up there.

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