Friday, January 11, 2019

I Didn't Say It ...

Michael Elizabeth Pence, trying to talk around _____’s lies after ABC’s Jon Karl asked how the American people can trust ____ when he says things over and over again that aren’t true:

“The American people aren’t as concerned about the political debate as they are concerned about what’s really happening.”

Um, Michael Elizabeth Pence? Could you answer the question? It’s about _____ lying non-stop and you say it’s politics?
Even you cannot be that much of an idiot. Can you?
Chris Evans, actor and activist, on Michael Elisabeth Pence’s to deny ____ lies:

“Wow. [Pence] is an obsequious little worm desperately trying to sanitize Trump’s lies. He has no shame. Keep tap dancing you fool. We all see you.[But] this line of questioning was way too soft. The volume of misinformation coming out of the White House is staggering. Without hard questioning when given the chance, the lying becomes normalized. American journalists need to find their courage.”

Find their courage and use the word ‘lie’.
Call a lie a lie, no matter who utters it.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders, saying _____ will never be impeached:

“You’re not going to impeach this president when he’s had two of the most successful years that any president has had in modern history. The only reason they want to come after this president is because they know they can’t beat him. They can’t beat him when it comes to a policy debate and they’re not going to beat him when it comes to 2020. They have no solutions for America. People are sick and tired of playing politics. They want them to come to Washington to actually work with the president to get something done. They want our borders closed and protected and they want these individuals to actually come to help the president not to fight him. That is not what America is looking for.”

Um, Sarah? You lying hypocritical tool? What, exactly has he done?
The economy is still feeling the effects of the Obama years; he’s decimated healthcare; he’s given a lifetime tax break to the wealthy while giving the middle and lower classes a tax break that ends in a few years; his vanity wall is going nowhere; California’s burned, Texas flooded, Puerto was nearly destroyed, and he shows no empathy and tried to cut relief funding.
He may not be impeached, but he will be run out of office, and he’ll take along your cowering whimpering whining lying little ass.
Bye bitch.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, on why people question her ideas and who’s going to pay for them:

"No one asks how we're going to pay for the Space Force. No one asked how we paid for a $2 trillion tax cut. We only ask how we pay for it on issues of housing, healthcare and education."

She speaks truth to power. We’re always being told by politicians that this costs too much or that costs too much, except when it comes to lunacy like a Space Force and a Wall.
I’d rather have healthcare than a Space Force.
Jonathan Lines, Chairman of the Arizona GOP, that newly-elected Republican officials must “stand with” _____:

“One of the things I’ve always loved about our party is that we are a big tent. We have room for everyone. That’s why, as your Chairman, I’ve done my best to welcome as many different viewpoints and coalitions as possible into our party. However, while we are accepting of different viewpoints, it is essential that we stay true to our conservative values. And it is non-negotiable that we stand with our President.”

One big tent? Room for everybody?
WTF? They denigrate brown- and black- skinned people, immigrants, the LGBTQ community and women.
Fuck this idiot.
_____, saying he can “relate” to federal workers who are not getting paid during the shutdown:

“I can relate, and I’m sure that the people that are on the receiving end will make adjustments, they always do, and they’ll make adjustments. People understand exactly what’s going on. But many of those people that won’t be receiving a paycheck, many of those people agree 100 percent with what I’m doing.”

Yes, you stop paying people and making them work everyday and they’ll stand with you.
You stop paying people and tell them there is no retroactive pay and they’ll stand with you.
You, who has no idea what living paycheck to paycheck means because you were born with a silver spoon in your mouth and a giant head up your ass.
Fuck off.
Mick Mulvaney, "acting" White House chief of staff, saying _____, with his foul mouth, is not to blame for “coarsening” public discourse:

“[Sure] the president does use coarse language in private with us [but] I don’t think anybody in the country blames the president. I think there’s more important things than who is coarsening the language.”

Then he was shown a montage of _____’s use of colorful language … “the country’s going to hell” … “knock the hell out of them” … “I don’t give a damn” … “Well beat the shit out of him” … “We’re gonna knock the shit out of ISIS” … “You’re not gonna raise that fucking price” … “It’s political bull shit” … “He’s a pussy”… “Grab ‘em by the pussy” … “We can’t get a fucking school built in Brooklyn” … “Listen you motherfuckers, we’re gonna tax you 25%” … “You shouldn’t pay the bastard” …
All things _____ has actually said.
Jeanine Pirro, Fox wingnut, on Rashida Tlaib calling _____ a mother f**ker:

“Rashida, so our country allows your family to come here, start a new life in America with all its advantages, protections and privileges—unlike anything they experienced in Palestine—and your first act after being allowed the privilege of running for the U.S. Congress and then winning a seat in that hallowed chamber, the people’s House is to curse out the president of the United States? Promising his impeachment with absolutely no facts to support the charge, violating the very Constitution you just swore to uphold. And by the way, show me where in the Constitution, Rashida, it says you can impeach a president because you hate him? The greatest nation on Earth, through its largesse opens its doors and lays out the welcome mat for your mother and father, whom I’m sure thanked God when they got here, and you get to the national stage and call the commander-in-Chief a ‘mother-effer’ in a public forum? Demanding impeachment? Who are you? Palestinians from your homeland may be waving flags for you, you’re an American in the U.S. Congress representing Americans, madam, not Palestinians.”

Oh, Jeanine, how nice of America to “allow” her family, and then you come along and tell her she can’t speak out in America? Um, Jeanine, you were a judge, and clearly incapable of understanding the law, but in America we allow our citizens the right to Free Speech, even if it’s profane. Hell, we even allow your coverts racism, and that of your network, to air every night.
Also, Jeanine, many of the Americans she represents also want _____impeached, so she’s just listening to her constituency and not simply blathering about what _____ wants to hear. That’s your job.
Rashida Tlaib is an American and she is entitled to have an opinion, a voice, and a foul mouth.
Look at your president asshat.


Helen Lashbrook said...

saw this comment online and thought how true; “To Donald Trump, born with a silver spoon in his mouth and a golden toilet under his ass, money is all a game”

Deedles said...

I'm going to concentrate on Chris Evans because I like that he used the word obsequious (yeah, that's the reason). He spelled balls wrong, as in "American journalists need to find their.." Nit picking, I know, but it is my nit to pick, so there!
This post was just short enough for me to read the whole thing without the screen freezing. I missed out on the last portion of both Golden Globes posts. *sigh*

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

You managed to put some of my least favorite people all in one post. But then there’s Chris Evans. Silver lining!
It seems that this administration is going to stay in our minds for many, many years. I, too, went from talking about men’s dicks to 45. May his name be damned.


mistress maddie said...

Alot of buffoons this week.

anne marie in philly said...

alexandria & chris are 1000% correct.
the rest of the assholes can FOAD NOW!

Jennifer said...

The problem isn't calling the President a motherfucker; the problem is calling that motherfucker a President.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Trump supporters don't give a shit about truth. It's the least of their concerns.

Bob Slatten said...

Your comment is perfection.

the dogs' mother said...

One of the young people in our life works
for an agency that helps disabled folks with
both state, private and federal funds.
She is getting paid this week but then things
look dicey for workers and their clients.
Maybe______ wants the record for longest
shutdown and then will back off?

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Does "big tent" mean all different kinds of rightwing, white Christian people in the States? It means something totally different for us lol.

Dave R said...

Shit, I can't believe I missed yesterday's blog... can you punish me by sending Chris Evens to my house?