I'm Goin' Camping At Thanksgiving

I used to laugh, albeit uncomfortably, at the people who sat in lawn chairs with tiny Weber grills, waiting for the next Star Wars film to open.

Seriously, I thought, camping out to see a movie? No.

But camping out to see a campy movie?

With Cher?

And Xtina?

And Stanley Tucci?

Where, oh where is my tiny lawn chair?