It's Always Lies

After a week in which we learned that, according to the Washington Post, _____ has lied about 3,000 times since becoming president, Jake Tapper has had enough.

He had _____’s Minister of Propaganda, Kellyanne Conway on—and that begs the question Whyyyyyyyhave her on?—and after letting her speak for about a minute, he was done with the lies, from both Conway and _____:

Jake Tapper: “Do you think his job includes lying to the American people because he continues to do so?”

Minister of Propaganda: “He does many things. You just want that to go viral and you want to say President Trump and lie in the same sentence.”

Jake Tapper: “No, I would like him to stop lying.”

Minister of Propaganda: “He talked about the three American hostages [taken by North Korea] and how the Obama administration tried and failed to get them free.”

And there it is!

Jake Tapper pointed out that two of the three detained while after _____ was elected and so how could Obama have tried and failed to get them out? He pointed out that _____ Tweeted that lie …

“That is just a lie and that tweet is still up there. That is just symbolic of the fact that this president gets in his own way all the time even when there is something good happening.”

Minister of Propaganda: “You are focused on the tweet and we are focused on the hostages.”

Except you lied about when two of the three were detained and tried to make it look like Obama had failed to do anything when it’s all _____.

Look, I know Deplorable won’t read this, unless they have someone read it for them, but if you’re out there, and if someone can tell you what this says, please use your words and tell me how this isn’t a bald-faced lie from both _____ and his Minister of Propaganda,

Oh, you can’t?

Oh, and Kellyanne …..