Friday, May 11, 2018

A New Job????

Last night, while watching CNN, and listening to the discussion of how White House Asshat Kelly Sadler said, of John McCain's opposition to _____'s nominee for CIA director, Gina Haspel:
“It doesn’t matter, he’s dying anyway.” 
And listening to some GOP tool bloviate about how both sides say derisive things, I shouted at the TV:
"Get the f**k outta here."
And then I announced that i would be petitioning CNN to give me my own show, Get The F**k Outta Here with Bob, and it would go something like thing:
Bob: Good evening, tonight we have Minister of Propaganda Kellyanne Conway. Welcome!
Kellyanne Conway: Thanks so--
Bob: Get the f**k outta here! Next up, White House Liar Secretary, Sarah Sanders. Welcome Sarah!
Sarah Sanders: I'm so happy to be--
Bob: Liar! Get the f**k outta here.
I think I might have a hit on my hands. 

8 comments:

anne marie in philly said...

FUCK YEAH! no one else in tv journalism is calling out these liars/h8ers, so it SHOULD be YOU!

Anonymous said...

You'd have enough guests to run your show until the next election!

the dogs' mother said...

I'll watch ;-)

Debra She Who Seeks said...

I'd watch your show!

Lady Silverwynde said...

Fuck yes! I'd watch the fuck outta this!

Dave R said...

Gee, if you got on the air I might decide to get cable again.

Helen Lashbrook said...

Surely that's Kelly von Munchausen as I saw KAC named this morning. And your programme would run and run given all the liars this administration employs starting at the top and going on down. John Kelly has not sorted out the WH, he's just made things worse.

Mitchell is Moving said...

That's a brilliant idea. I would definitely watch!