Here in the South, we are a genteel lot. Nary a curse word or dirty look. We act like ladies, even when we're trying to pick someone up.
After much research [thanks to Neal] I have been given the Top Ten Pick Up Lines that Southern Gentlemen use when picking up Southern Gentlemen....okay, and they work on Ladies, too, but why a man would try picking up a woman is beyond me.
1] Did you fart? ...Cuz you just blew me away.
2] Are yer parents retarded? .....Cuz ya sure are special.
3] My love fer you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
4] Do you have a library [pronounced li-berry] card? ...Cuz I'd like to sign you out
5] Is there a mirror in yer pants? ...Cuz I can see myself in em.
6] You might not be the best lookin' guy [or girl] here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
7] I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
8] Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
9] If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
AND.. the best for last:
10] Yer face reminds me of a wrench. Every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up