Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Just For Giggles: Top Ten Southern Pick-Up Lines

Here in the South, we are a genteel lot. Nary a curse word or dirty look. We act like ladies, even when we're trying to pick someone up.

After much research [thanks to Neal] I have been given the Top Ten Pick Up Lines that Southern Gentlemen use when picking up Southern Gentlemen....okay, and they work on Ladies, too, but why a man would try picking up a woman is beyond me.

Let's roll.....

1] Did you fart? ...Cuz you just blew me away.
2] Are yer parents retarded? .....Cuz ya sure are special.
3] My love fer you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
4] Do you have a library [pronounced li-berry] card? ...Cuz I'd like to sign you out
5] Is there a mirror in yer pants? ...Cuz I can see myself in em.
6] You might not be the best lookin' guy [or girl] here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
7] I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
8] Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
9] If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

AND.. the best for last:
10] Yer face reminds me of a wrench. Every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up


Mark in DE said...

OMG - #10 had me LOL for real!!

Mind Of Mine said...

I am with Mark- 10 made me ROTFL!!

Len♥reNeverM♥re said...

I'll fwd this my bro, he'll love this!

great evening Mr BOB!

Wonder Man said...

oh no, lol

mistress maddie said...

LOL,LOL,LOL What a good laugh! I really like the last one the best!

Michael Rivers said...

Love these!! I'll have to remember them. Maybe I'll get lucky.

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

Don't think to many of those would work on the ladies, just say'in :o)

R.J. said...

I love these, and #10 is by far the best of them all!

Damien Oz said...

OMFG - laughed so hard i came THIS close to peeing myself LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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