Emmy Fashion

The Great

Claire Danes...simple and glittery like the Emmy she won last night.

The Best

Julia Louis-Dreyfuss rockin' the hard body. This, people, is the mother on an eighteen-year-old.

Mariska Hargitay. It's a little bit pixie and a little bit va-va-va-voom.

Julie Bowen rockin' the hard body. This, people, is the mother of an eighteen-day-old

The Good

Jane Lynch. It's nice to see a Lesbian out of flannels and Doc Martens. Jane looks hot.

Lea Michelle. Pretty, but a wee bit ruffle-y.

Sophia Vergara. I like the dress but the brown skidmark down the front is a little odd.

The Meh:

Heidi looks like she left the Runway with half-a-dress. Somewhere in NYC Nina Garcia is rolling her eyes and saying, Ghastly.

Tina Fey's dress was inspired by crop circles and hieroglyphics. It says, God this is one awful dress.
Glenn Close is so sleek and chic, and then she stripped the bed and wore the sheets to the Emmys.

The Bad

Lauren Graham. This looks like it's on backwards. And maybe upside-down.

Keri Russell. We get it, you're cute. But this looks like one of Dakota Fanning's leftover dresses, circa 1998.

Dianna Agron. I'm guessing funeral home doily? And I'm guessing you should fire your stylist.

The Worst

Jewel. Grandma's curtain never looked better.

Mindy Kaling. i don't know who you are, but this hoochie-mama funeral dress with the Winehouse hair will be hard to scrape off my corneas.

Kristen Wiig looks like she borrowed one of SNL's costume numbers. I know shoulder pads are making a comeback, but not on a strappy dress.

The God Awful:

January Jones in what looks like a left-over form the Project Runway Party Store Challenge. I seriously think those are blue plastic cups on her, ahem, breastiges, and the skirt looks like a pool liner.

I get that it's a "designer" gown but even designers can make something that looks like this trainwreck.

Plus, Jan, may I call you Jan? Perhaps running a comb through your hair before you got out of the limo would have been a nice touch.