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Jamaal Bowman, Democrat Representative from New York, on
Nimrata Haley’s “finish them” autograph on an Israeli bomb: “Nikki Haley is disgusting. She’s a disgusting human being to do that. That’s genocidal language and it’s the language that has the American people turning against our government. Why do we continue to support not just the consistent attacks in Gaza, but the forever wars? There are people in our country, their entire lives, me included, it seems like we’re constantly at war with someone spending trillions, killing millions, while people are suffering and starving and dying right here in our country.” Nimrata is seemingly trying to out-pig Kristi Noem, but they
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Jesse Watters, Fox host, on the hush money trial of Hair Furor: “This whole case is a joke. If you’re running a media conglomerate, if you’re running a hotel chain, running these companies all over the world, in Muslim countries, in Europe and Asia, anything that’s bad news for you personally is bad for the brand. And you’re a billionaire and you have this coming out in the middle of nowhere? Forget about protecting your family. That’s the obvious concern. Secondary concern is the business. You can’t have some porn star extorting you. A hundred and thirty grand is nothing for Donald Trump. You pay that. It’s nuisance. Make it go away. That’s common sense.” First off, Jesse, you moron; this isn’t about
paying off a porn star so she won’t talk about your tiny mushroom dick. This is about paying off a porn star so she
won’t talk about your tiny mushroom dick because you’re running for president
and covering up the money trail. Plus, even you, as ignorant as you are
, don’t believe for a second he was protecting his family! He was protecting
his ego and his presidential bid. A man who has been married three times and
cheated on all three of his wives doesn’t give a rat’s ass about family, especially
when you’re schtupping the porn star while your wife is back at the manse with
your infant son. Oh Jesse, just come out already and admit you
wish you were Stormy in that hotel room. |
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Michael Fanone, American law enforcement analyst,
author, and retired Metropolitan Police Department officer, who defended the
capitol on January 6: “This election is about [Hair Furor] and his vision for the office of the President, not as a public servant, but as an authoritarian who answers to and serves only himself.” Listen. He speaks the truth. |
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Inmate # P01135809,, honoring our military men and women who lost
their lives in service to America: “Happy Memorial Day to All, including the Human Scum that is working so hard to destroy our Once Great Country, & to the Radical Left, [Hair Furor] Hating Federal Judge in New York that presided over, get this, TWO separate trials, that awarded a woman, who I never met before [a quick handshake at a celebrity event, 25 years ago, doesn’t count!], 91 MILLION DOLLARS for ‘DEFAMATION.’ She didn’t know when the so-called event took place—sometime in the 1990’s—never filed a police report, didn’t have to produce the ‘dress’ that she threatened me with [it showed negative!], & sung my praises in the first half of her CNN Interview with Alison Cooper, but changed her tune in the second half—Gee, I wonder why [UNDER APPEAL!]? The Rape charge was dropped by a jury! Or Arthur Engoron, the N.Y. State Wacko Judge who fined me almost 500 Million Dollars [UNDER APPEAL] for DOING NOTHING WRONG, used a Statute that has never been used before, gave me NO JURY, Mar-a-Lago at $18,000,000—Now Now for Merchan!” He said he didn't rape E. Jean Carroll because "she's
not my type." She has a dress with male DNA on it but he refuses to have
his DNA tested. Yeah, nothing to see here except a desperate, near
illiterate word salad. |
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Stephen Colbert, joking … or is he:
“[Hair Furor’s] minions aren’t being subtle about their authoritarian plans if [he] wins the next election. [Hair Furor] shared a video on social media that referenced a ‘unified Reich’ if he’s elected. Evidently, MAGA now stands for ‘Make America Germany Around 1938’!” Truth in humor. Listen. |
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Melinda Gates, in a New York Times op-ed: “Many years ago, I received this piece of advice: ‘Set your own agenda, or someone else will set it for you.’ I’ve carried those words with me ever since. That’s why, next week, I will leave the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, of which I was a co-founder almost 25 years ago, to open a new chapter in my philanthropy. To begin, I am announcing $1 billion in new spending over the next two years for people and organizations working on behalf of women and families around the world, including on reproductive rights in the United States. Despite the pressing need, only about 2 percent of charitable giving in the United States goes to organizations focused on women and girls, and only about half a percentage point goes to organizations focused on women of color specifically. When we allow this cause to go so chronically underfunded, we all pay the cost. As shocking as it is to contemplate, my 1-year-old granddaughter may grow up with fewer rights than I had.” Why is it the ex-wives of billionaires are more
philanthropic with their billions after the divorce? Is it because their
ex-husbands believe their size of bank account is directly correlated to the
size of their penis? Just wondering … |
