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I’m not sure who annoys me more, Taylor Swift or Jada
Pinkett Smith, but I do know I wish one would stop talking and the other would
stop faux-dating. Apparently Lou Diamond Phillips just moved to Scarsdale, New
York and his realtor took to Facebook to ask the citizens of Scarsdale to be
his friends. Really, Lou? Rumor has it that David Beckham has been cheating on
Victoria for quite some time, but since none of it was with me I don’t really
care. After getting her pregnant and coercing her into an abortion,
Justin Timberlake broke up with the pop tart in a text that said: “It’s over.”
Justin’s a pig. Is this a new thing in Hollywood? First Jada says she and
Will have been separated since 2016—perfect timing for her “entanglement” with
her son’s friend—and now Meryl Streep and her husband announce they have been
living apart for six years. Color me shocked, but :::gulp::: Kim Kardastrophe ain’t have
bad starring in this season’s American Horror Story. Of course, she
plays a vile human being so is it really “acting”? I’m just gonna say that if you’re hosting SNL but you need
Pedro Pascal, Mick Jagger and Lady Gaga to assist you, should you really be
hosting? And what the f**k is a Bad Bunny? Meanwhile, back at Kim Kardastrophe, she just celebrated her
43rd birthday … her ass is ten years old and her face is a newborn. |
Monday, October 23, 2023
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I wish Mr. and Mrs. Smith would go past Washington and just keep going. Who even cares? There are plenty of established actors to step into any future roles and plenty more newcomers waiting for him to get out of the way.
ReplyDeleteI just wish Jada would stop talking; her stories are all lies.
DeleteI don't enjoy Timberlake, but I also take what Brittney says with a grain of salt. And I completely gave up on American Horror Story after the second episode. I thought 1984 and Roanoke ranked the top worst seasons. This one completely stinks. It's so evident everyone is ready to move on, and this season is not enough up to snuff, something is not there. Plus, I refuse to support anything Kim Kardashian does. You mean she was all they could get?????? Seriously? Hell, I'd rather Lindsay Lohan!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI have never liked Timberlake, and yes, Britney has had a little cloudy time in her life so her memory is fuzzy.
DeleteAHS is bad, but I keep trying and then get pissy that I wasted my time. It's clearly insanity watching the same series and expecting a different result.
What is it with ancient men impregnating women and having kids when the ancient ones have at least one foot in the grave? Robert de Niro, Mick Jagger, Bernie Ecclestone....you may be rich but the idea of shaking your hand makes me feel ill, let alone a closer alliance.
ReplyDeleteKimmie is pretty...bad at that acting thing. This season of AHS bored me. I gave it up after the 2nd episode.
ReplyDeletePinkett-Smith? I rather think (hope) her career is done - tho she's trying real hard to revive it. The hubby has no class and that's disappointing.
SNL is a snooze-fest. We watch the Weekend Update. This week, sadly, we tuned in a tad too early and I echo your question: WTF id a Bad Bunny. All I can say is, it WAS bad.
I think she's good at playing a narcissistic bitch though; and this season is doing what the last few have done ... start strong and then flounder.
DeleteJada's just desperate to appear relevant, when in fact she's just a thirsty adulterer.
Usually with SNL I watch the opening skit and monologue and if that bores me I skip ahead until Weekend Update which is nearly always funny.
wondering if you've ever seen French & Saunders fabulous take on the K-dashes....hilarious and spot on target.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20EAWITP8U8
OMG!!!!!!!!! Dawn French. Jennifer Saunders. PURE comedy GOLD!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteO-Em-Gee. Thanks for sharing the link, den81164. I love French & Saunders and hate the Kartastrophes/Carcrashians, and had never seen this.
DeleteThanks den81164 ... I'd watch that any day before watching a single episode of the Kardastrophes.
DeleteNow I'm intrigued to watch "American Horror Story"!
ReplyDeleteIt's very so-so this season. They have a habit of taking what can be a good story and then dragging it out and then taking it somewhere completely different.
DeleteI loved the early seasons.
I think a lot of famous couples do, in fact, have open marriages but won't admit it publicly for fear of alienating fans. I think that was/is the situation with both the Smiths and the Beckhams.
ReplyDeleteAnd I realize it's none of my business but with Jada, when she got busted for the affair, then lied about it, and then said she was "mentoring" the young man, then called it an "entanglement," when all along she and the young buck were banging.
DeleteI just find it convenient that it happened "after" their separation 7 years ago.
As for Becks, I'm just angry he didn't cheat with me!!!
the dog's mother
ReplyDeleteBad Bunny? How about Ridiculous Rabbit?
xoxo :-)
Nailed it!
Deletexoxo
Oh my!! You have hit all my hot buttons that get me going on a non-stop rant.
ReplyDeleteDon't get me started on Taylor Swift. There is not one authentic bone in her body. I don't care what she has done/is doing for democracy. I call it calculating. A win/win for her.
Now you New Yorkers better stop by and give Lou a Bundt cake. I loved him in Parodical Son.
I could go on but you touched on everything else beautifully. Do something special for Carlos this week. He 's our national treasure.
Taylor Swift is a product, not a person; Jada's a robot.
DeleteSay what you may, but Meryl Streep is a fine actress and probably is more capable of pulling off a separation in the public eye.
ReplyDeleteWill Jay
Oh, this is not a dig at Meryl or her acting--I am totally Team Meryl and love her--it's just this new fad of being seperated for years and saying nothing ... not that it's any of my business.
DeleteLet's see -- anyone left off the list? Well, nope, not this week! Bullseye sir! And I do love me some snark. There ain't enuf snark in the world for Swift, or Jada, or Karkrappian, or...
ReplyDeleteIt's snark-infested up in here!
DeleteI have to give it to Taylor, she's getting her Swifties registered as Democrats faster then Jada's hair falls out.
ReplyDeleteBUT ... registered means nothing if you don't vote, so she better follow through on that.
DeleteOMG Love Bad Bunny! LOL
ReplyDeleteAnd Jada and Will have had an 'arrangement for AGES'. What surprised me was Meryl. Really.
I am liking the super creepy AHS and the Kartrashian woman is playing a soulless harpy, so I agree: where's the range?
As for Timberlake, I totally believe that he had Brit Brit have an abortion. That spineless twat. I have one for you: Janet Jackson Half Time 'wardrobe malfunction'. He has no balls.
XOXO
Spot on about Justin ... ran like a bitch after that Super Bowl.
Deletexoxo
YAY! Snarky Bob is back!!!!
ReplyDeleteGlad to be snarky, er, back.
DeleteMonday snarkness is awesome. It looks like I picked a good time to visit. Hope you and Carlos are well, hang in there and I guess I need to get on FB to help LDP.
ReplyDeleteY'all can help Lou for me; I may send cookies but I'm kinda busy .... Nice to see you again, Mr. Shife
DeleteJustin Timberlake is a teeny-tiny prick. I Googled Bad Bunny--he's a Puerto Rican rapper and singer. Does that make sense? I haven't watched SNL in years. I'll send the Welcome Wagon to Lou's new place.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
I agree about Timberlake; tiny, TINY man.
DeleteI watch SNL mainly for the Weekend Update segment and Bad Bunny can hop on by.
Lou would appreciate the welcome.
xoxo
There are a few people Beckham could cheat with,
ReplyDeleteAnd one is right here ✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻
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